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Old 01-13-2008, 03:05 PM   #1
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Default My Fars Smell Like Corn

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:06 PM   #2
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Default My Farts Smell Like Corn

Most disconcerting. Yet oddly aromatic, I kid you not. Corn? Praytell, why?
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:10 PM   #3
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is it double post sunday?
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:11 PM   #4
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i thought you left.
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:13 PM   #5
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:13 PM   #6
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My farts smell like farts.
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:15 PM   #7
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Is it rotten corn?
We may have similar intestinal issues.
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:16 PM   #8
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You might want to check with Bunny.
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Old 01-13-2008, 04:41 PM   #9
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And the nominees for "best thread title on the RnF board" are...........
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Old 01-13-2008, 04:55 PM   #10
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My Farts Smell Like Cum
There's a simple explanation for that.
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Old 01-13-2008, 05:30 PM   #11
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I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.
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Old 01-13-2008, 05:39 PM   #12
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I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.
You need to get to Wendy's ASAP and order the 1/2 LB Jalapeno Cheddah Melt burger thingy....not only do you get molten cheddar cheese all over the front of my shirt, but in my case...I can't properly digest peppers...I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!

It's a good burger, I recommend it to all.
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:13 PM   #13
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I get the Whole-Jalapeno-Trots. Undigested, still-hot peppers shooting through my mirth-canal. YOW-DE-DOW-DOW!
don't you chew?
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:21 PM   #14
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Sweet, regular or popped?
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:58 PM   #15
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Old 01-13-2008, 08:29 PM   #16
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Cream style, niblets or on the cob?
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Old 01-13-2008, 08:40 PM   #17
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corn cob strap ons have that effect.
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Old 01-13-2008, 09:08 PM   #18
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There's a simple explanation for that.
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cum as in when a woman has multiple orgasms and squirts out like a water pistol due to my masterful manipulation of the female menses. what i'm sayin? oh yeh baby!
he said menses....

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Old 01-13-2008, 09:12 PM   #19
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Cream style, niblets or on the cob?
Im starving... I could go for a mcrib and some cream corn!
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Old 01-13-2008, 09:17 PM   #20
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I can't eat Burger King Hamburgers anymore because once I ate one, then farted and the fart smelled like Burger King. I practically threw up.
what makes you throw up, turns me on

we are at a cross roads
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Old 01-13-2008, 10:08 PM   #21
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:51 AM   #22
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I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:54 AM   #23
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I don't fart.

And nor do women. They also don't poop. Instead their waste turns into smooth skin. It's amazing how great God is.
You've obviously never been married.
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