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Old 02-26-2008, 03:05 AM   #1
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Default Will Kegel Exercises strengthen my penis , upto and including a full on errection?

Shortly after I turned 30,I noticed a marked decline in the girth and ridgidity of my self induced errections.. It doesn't seem to affect errections created by a female. In fact, my penis in a women's hands or mouth seems to have no end to its growth.
I suppose my question is, can I perform a type of calastetic to increase my all around penis performence? I would like to tighten up the overall presentation of my cock. Futhermore, it has recently come to my attention that Anthony has thrown Melinda is back out on the streets .Me and my half full hard on are not ready for her release..
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:51 AM   #2
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no.
sounds like there is a defective rod.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:00 AM   #3
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i knew this post would be from a chick.

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now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
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now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
next time aim for the monitor...easier clean-up
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:16 AM   #5
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now i have the gay all over my keyboard.
You better fucking call NO HOMO right fucking now!!!!
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:35 AM   #6
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Are those boys at the bathhouse giving you crap about it?
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:55 AM   #7
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:06 AM   #8
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Are those boys at the bathhouse giving your crap about it?
I went to a bar called "The Blue Moon". I met a guy dressed in a leather motorcycle suit,the ass portion of said suit was removed. I ONLY danced with him..That is NOT gay! Because, luckIy in a loud and clear voice, I called "NO HOMO !!" ..

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Old 02-26-2008, 10:12 AM   #9
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I'm glad your cock is defective and hopefully it gets worse.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:16 AM   #10
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Lesson # 456: Don't fuck with Pixie. She'll hurt your feelings for sure.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:25 AM   #12
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I may be way off here, but I don't know how this could help.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:25 AM   #13
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I thought that lesson was in the first ten.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:36 AM   #14
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What do i do about this?
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:40 AM   #15
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I'm glad your mouth is so fresh. Can I stick my defective cock in it? Again?
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:43 AM   #16
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Tell her I said,"BRING IT ON BABY"..
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:45 AM   #17
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good one. I guess you really showed me.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:47 AM   #21
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Its probably safe to push the button now.
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:48 AM   #22
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She attacked me.. Unprovoked..
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:55 AM   #23
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I'm just trying to bring some NEW and inspired topics to this site, but everyone is so protective of their insulated web family they don't won't to hear from new people.. PS I've been a listener for about 9 years. That's longer than most so I am plenty qualified to post..
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:58 AM   #24
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