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Old 01-27-2009, 04:31 PM   #1
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Default Damn, our flight got cancelled.

So, after 10 days in Bonita Springs Florida, I headed over to the airport to fly back to Queens. I'm not greedy, I was happy to take the family home. We took 2 days and drove up to Busch Gardens and had the place to ourselves. Literally, we could ride the most popular rollercoaster in the park and just stay on for the next ride. I played seven rounds of golf with my Pop, swam in his pool, ate great food.

And our flight got cancelled today, because I guess there's some shifty weather in New York, but that works out great for us because my Pop has a friend who's son couldn't use this SWEET timeshare room at this Hyatt resort, so for the 50 dollar cleaning fee the suite is ours. So my wife is inner tubing on this thing they call the lazy river with our oldest boy, and my baby is sleeping next to me poolside while I work on a Stella and appreciate my good fortune.

If you need me for anything, I'll be home tomorrow night.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:42 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:43 PM   #3
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So, after 10 days in Bonita Springs Florida, I headed over to the airport to fly back to Queens. I'm not greedy, I was happy to take the family home. We took 2 days and drove up to Busch Gardens and had the place to ourselves. Literally, we could ride the most popular rollercoaster in the park and just stay on for the next ride. I played seven rounds of golf with my Pop, swam in his pool, ate great food.

And our flight got cancelled today, because I guess there's some shifty weather in New York, but that works out great for us because my Pop has a friend who's son couldn't use this SWEET timeshare room at this Hyatt resort, so for the 50 dollar cleaning fee the suite is ours. So my wife is inner tubing on this thing they call the lazy river with our oldest boy, and my baby is sleeping next to me poolside while I work on a Stella and appreciate my good fortune.

If you need me for anything, I'll be home tomorrow night.
Weather is sunner here. hasnt started doin shit yet

edit: and Stella kicks ass
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:46 PM   #4
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So, after 10 days in Bonita Springs Florida, I headed over to the airport to fly back to Queens. I'm not greedy, I was happy to take the family home. We took 2 days and drove up to Busch Gardens and had the place to ourselves. Literally, we could ride the most popular rollercoaster in the park and just stay on for the next ride. I played seven rounds of golf with my Pop, swam in his pool, ate great food.

And our flight got cancelled today, because I guess there's some shifty weather in New York, but that works out great for us because my Pop has a friend who's son couldn't use this SWEET timeshare room at this Hyatt resort, so for the 50 dollar cleaning fee the suite is ours. So my wife is inner tubing on this thing they call the lazy river with our oldest boy, and my baby is sleeping next to me poolside while I work on a Stella and appreciate my good fortune.

If you need me for anything, I'll be home tomorrow night.
Best canceled flight story I have ever heard.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:47 PM   #5
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They probably canceled the flight because there was a flock of geese near the runway.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:51 PM   #6
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The pool has two waterfalls that you can stand under. And there's this incredibly hot
Mom across the way.

Oh, that's my wife.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:53 PM   #7
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Useless without pics.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:06 PM   #8
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Funny.

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Old 01-27-2009, 05:16 PM   #9
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And yet the weather here in NY is pristine.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:18 PM   #10
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And yet the weather here in NY is pristine.
DC apparently sucks right now. I'm getting a FedEx package from there tomorrow, and they moved back the deadline for sending packages out because of the weather.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #11
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So, after 10 days in Bonita Springs Florida, I headed over to the airport to fly back to Queens. I'm not greedy, I was happy to take the family home. We took 2 days and drove up to Busch Gardens and had the place to ourselves. Literally, we could ride the most popular rollercoaster in the park and just stay on for the next ride. I played seven rounds of golf with my Pop, swam in his pool, ate great food.

And our flight got cancelled today, because I guess there's some shifty weather in New York, but that works out great for us because my Pop has a friend who's son couldn't use this SWEET timeshare room at this Hyatt resort, so for the 50 dollar cleaning fee the suite is ours. So my wife is inner tubing on this thing they call the lazy river with our oldest boy, and my baby is sleeping next to me poolside while I work on a Stella and appreciate my good fortune.
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:40 PM   #12
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Nice pull, man.
I envy you. Instead, I'll just batch to your wife before I pull the shovels out of the garage!

Enjoy!!
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:44 PM   #14
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:47 PM   #15
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DC apparently sucks right now. I'm getting a FedEx package from there tomorrow, and they moved back the deadline for sending packages out because of the weather.
if the package is addressed to "Levon Helm", don't open it for a few days.

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Old 01-27-2009, 09:48 PM   #16
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Sweet...If I wanted to do the whole inner tubing thing right now it would be on top of the 3 inches of snow and like 2 inches of ice we have right now and there's plenty more where that came from that's still falling. If it's 27 degrees outside why wouldn't it fucking be snowing...nope gotta be ice. The most exciting part of my day was getting to work at home and realizing I was conducting business while not wearing a bra. Since I am not a hooker or stripper the not wearing a bra while working was out of the ordinary.

Enjoy the sunny weather...if you fly over the midwest please drop some of that shit here. I fucking hate winter.
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:49 PM   #17
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