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View Poll Results: What word(s) do you assicaite with that dirty act?
Shit
9
34.62%
Poop
5
19.23%
Drop a deuce
7
26.92%
Make dirt
0
0%
Drop the Cosby's off at the pool
3
11.54%
Doody
4
15.38%
Boom Boom
0
0%
On my chest please
2
7.69%
Take a squat
0
0%
Other (write in)
8
30.77%
03-12-2009, 06:42 PM
#1
all contacts in my phone are gay sex lines. I look like a crack addict with aids.
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Poop names
What do you call it?
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Fucking crybabies and whiners. Choke on your piece of shit thread. I hope Lenny uses your addresses to stalk and kill each and every one of you.
03-12-2009, 06:46 PM
#2
I like to do it when I'm alone in my car
Ron is the Ritz Cracker of Talk Show Hosts
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Location: Long Island
Posts: 7,768
concentrated evil
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03-12-2009, 07:31 PM
#3
I probably would blow Shia LeBouf.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Da Bronx
Posts: 7,548
plopping fecal matter
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Wampus is a dirty, nasty, mean prick and I love it!
I believe in a better tomorrow - I BELIEVE IN GVAC!
03-12-2009, 07:32 PM
#4
Cash is for old people and retards I fear hammersavage
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Humble, TX
Posts: 7,876
defecate
03-12-2009, 07:34 PM
#5
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Waiting for the hotseat
Posts: 7,135
A regular and healthy bowel movement of ideal consistency.
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03-12-2009, 07:35 PM
#6
Sweetest mod person ever!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Jersey
Posts: 35,301
Bowel movement.
03-12-2009, 07:42 PM
#7
I feel like a prison rape victim right now.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Jersey Woods
Posts: 6,426
Drop a deuce because its said repeatedly by the guys at work, and they always think its funny.
03-12-2009, 07:44 PM
#8
I'm a fucking creep.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: PA
Posts: 4,735
Shit says it all...
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You're the biggest prick ever.
03-12-2009, 07:49 PM
#9
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nassau County <b>Douchebag Points:</b> - 50
Posts: 11,499
I call it "doodie". Sometimes cacadoodie if I am with mixed company.
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Thank you ALL for the sig and hosting!
03-12-2009, 08:50 PM
#10
It's cock time! Lobsters are the Jews of the sea
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Not on twitter, I can tell you that goddamn much.
Posts: 3,538
number 2
or dump out
03-13-2009, 12:02 AM
#11
I agree with the ladies.
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Location: Near Houston Texas
Posts: 6,601
Talking politics with Obama (was Bush).
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Disabled U.S. Army Veteran.
Quote:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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03-13-2009, 12:03 AM
#12
gimme the gay
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Livingston County, NY
Posts: 2,207
take a smash
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MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE
03-13-2009, 12:06 AM
#13
man...i'm fingering alot of guy ass today its so damn good in the end i love black dick
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: PA
Posts: 3,913
dropping the cosby kids off at the pool
stocking brown trout
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03-13-2009, 02:45 AM
#14
Back in the New York Groove!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: NYC. Born and raised.
Posts: 4,202
A guy at work says he's gonna "drop weight" before taking a shit. I laughed the first time.
That was 2 years ago.
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"That guy flew to drum of his own whistle... ya know... or whatever." -E.S. David Mac
03-13-2009, 02:47 AM
#15
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 2,334
The fact that shitties isn't on here is a direct disrespect to MR. David McDonald.
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03-13-2009, 02:50 AM
#16
I have a toaster that pops and a toaster oven that dings. I rule.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Winchester, Vagina
Posts: 18,201
I used to say "I'm gonna go read the Bible". But I really just going in there to do lines.
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03-13-2009, 03:01 AM
#17
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: northport, ny
Posts: 5,248
Drop a Yam
03-13-2009, 03:13 AM
#18
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Scranton
Posts: 2,016
Thinking...
Going Rodan....
Baking Brownies....
Catching up on your reading...
News and Events.....
Current Events...
Try out...
(in the Ocean) Feeding the Lobsters....
(On the Beach) Testing the Litter Box.....
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If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!
03-13-2009, 10:10 AM
#19
i really had to poop, so i didnt bother to spell check.
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Posts: 6,826
taking the browns to the superbowl.
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03-13-2009, 10:44 AM
#20
Eats stuff.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staten Island
Posts: 15,676
the deuce is loose
03-13-2009, 10:51 AM
#21
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Mass
Posts: 4,169
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Slumbag
The fact that shitties isn't on here is a direct disrespect to MR. David McDonald.
That's because it's awful and he should stop saying it
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03-13-2009, 10:55 AM
#22
Last post in Most Posts Wins!!!!!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Asheville, NC
Posts: 1,429
i had the pooters this morning
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03-13-2009, 11:16 AM
#23
I'm the biggest dyke ever! I don't want to admit it in this thread but DP has a slight edge The moistest! He was my 2000th satisfied customer.
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 9,903
I say 'take a crap'.
However I want to poll our black board memebers. My husband grew up saying 'dookie' or 'boo-boo' and I have only have heard black people say that. I guess it's a cultural thing.
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The New York Football Giants
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if the cowboys have as bad a year as aggie says they will then ill get a #9 jersey and have aggie's bitch for the name on it
03-13-2009, 11:22 AM
#24
Big Ass Jewish Cracker I Got To Get Meat Tonight !!
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Location: 259.1
Posts: 2,631
Launch a sewer pickle
04-07-2009, 09:43 AM
#25
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Seoul, Korea
Posts: 180
my girlfriend and i often discuss our BMs.
if we shit enough to get the poo to rise above the water-line of the toilet, we call it an ATWL. it's like a taco ground beef mountain.
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