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View Poll Results: What word(s) do you assicaite with that dirty act?
Shit 9 34.62%
Poop 5 19.23%
Drop a deuce 7 26.92%
Make dirt 0 0%
Drop the Cosby's off at the pool 3 11.54%
Doody 4 15.38%
Boom Boom 0 0%
On my chest please 2 7.69%
Take a squat 0 0%
Other (write in) 8 30.77%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-12-2009, 06:42 PM   #1
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:46 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:31 PM   #3
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:32 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:34 PM   #5
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:35 PM   #6
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:42 PM   #7
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Drop a deuce because its said repeatedly by the guys at work, and they always think its funny.
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:44 PM   #8
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Shit says it all...
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:49 PM   #9
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I call it "doodie". Sometimes cacadoodie if I am with mixed company.
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:50 PM   #10
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:02 AM   #11
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:03 AM   #12
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:06 AM   #13
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:45 AM   #14
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A guy at work says he's gonna "drop weight" before taking a shit. I laughed the first time.


That was 2 years ago.
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:47 AM   #15
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The fact that shitties isn't on here is a direct disrespect to MR. David McDonald.
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:50 AM   #16
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I used to say "I'm gonna go read the Bible". But I really just going in there to do lines.
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:01 AM   #17
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:13 AM   #18
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Going Rodan....
Baking Brownies....
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Try out...
(in the Ocean) Feeding the Lobsters....
(On the Beach) Testing the Litter Box.....
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:10 AM   #19
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:44 AM   #20
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the deuce is loose
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:51 AM   #21
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The fact that shitties isn't on here is a direct disrespect to MR. David McDonald.
That's because it's awful and he should stop saying it
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:55 AM   #22
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:16 AM   #23
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I don't want to admit it in this thread but DP has a slight edge

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I say 'take a crap'.

However I want to poll our black board memebers. My husband grew up saying 'dookie' or 'boo-boo' and I have only have heard black people say that. I guess it's a cultural thing.
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:22 AM   #24
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:43 AM   #25
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my girlfriend and i often discuss our BMs.

if we shit enough to get the poo to rise above the water-line of the toilet, we call it an ATWL. it's like a taco ground beef mountain.

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