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Old 05-31-2009, 10:03 PM   #1
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I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:05 PM   #2
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I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


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I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser
girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.
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That's the only time I will use the metric system...
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:10 PM   #5
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I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!
wow that is a good idea, maybe go with 3/4" intervals it would probably be less noticable
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That's the only time I will use the metric system...
guess someone here never bought or sold drugs
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I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser
Interesting. I used to have a T Square that I would let girls use to make sure mine was straight.
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if you're so concerned, why not just change from briefs to boxers
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I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!
i had a knife like that.

but it was really a comb
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Old 05-31-2009, 10:12 PM   #10
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penis tape measure would be useful for girth
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I did buy a Litre of coke once...
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I love how they have to explain the novelty of the trick ruler

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The PENIS RULER is a novelty gag gift. It is a white plastic ruler that is only 8 inches long. The gag here is that the inch markings on the ruler go from 1 inch to 12 inches.

Remember, the ruler is only 8 real inches long. This means that anything measured with this ruler will appear to be much bigger than it really is.
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You could call it the pruler.
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You could call it the pruler.
Or the fooler.
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You could call it the pruler.
I think ESD already invented that...
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it needs an adjustment for cold weather and stuff
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Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.
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I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

They do make one...at least for me.

It's called a yard stick.

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Old 05-31-2009, 11:33 PM   #23
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Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.
well we would play this game where she was the scientist and i was the test subject and my bed was the lab. at least when i would mercilessly dump her she would have less ammo against me
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Trick rulers? Insanity.
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Trick rulers? Insanity.
Some of us don't need them. Right fellas?

















































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