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Old 11-01-2009, 10:25 PM   #1
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Default Did anyone in the NY NJ area see a weird green light?

im tryin to convince myself that I didnt see a UFO. I saw the craziest shit just now. This green light just dropped out of the sky all the way to the ground in like 3 seconds
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:27 PM   #2
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That's the most elaborate excuse for being probed I ever heard of...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(astronomy)
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i hadnt even gotten high yet, i was on my way home. And nothing was probed
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i hadnt even gotten high yet, i was on my way home. And nothing was probed
Oh no, the MIB used the light thing on you...
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:30 PM   #8
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definitely a ufo.
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I think a traffic light fell down in his town.
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it fell from a lot higher dick. that was funny though
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Maybe an airplane unloaded its shitter. They use a chemical that is blue and when combined with piss turns into a glowing green.
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Maybe an airplane unloaded its shitter. They use a chemical that is blue and when combined with piss turns into a glowing green.
Snoogans and his lucky meteor. I hope he doesn't eat his lunch off of it...
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i know what meteors look like. It had no streak, it had no tail, and it went all the way down below the horizon
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See any aliens like this?

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i hope you get excited and clap on accident and your power shuts off and your comp fries
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:46 PM   #19
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You city slickers and your fear of the dark. Out here, we see these meteors all the time. They are usually green, but I've seen a few blue ones over the years.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:52 AM   #20
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My friend on facebook saw the same thing but she was in Texas so I doubt it was a UFO.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:23 AM   #21
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you should take the day off to go look for it..
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My friend on facebook saw the same thing but she was in Texas so I doubt it was a UFO.
Did she mention that Snoogans told her "We did this for the show"?
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Did she mention that Snoogans told her "We did this for the show"?
Then he threw up. Too many Funyons.
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i dont live at a pole
You don't have to live at the poles to see the aurora lights. If the sun has spouted out some serious solar wind in the past day, the lights have been seen as far south as Florida. I saw them myself out on the Long Island Sound years ago.

But what you probably saw was a meteor.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:21 PM   #25
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or a Decepticon.
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