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Old 03-25-2012, 10:41 PM   #1401
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Ok maybe that's why I don't have any black friends. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends.*
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:24 PM   #1402
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Ok maybe that's why I don't have any black friends. Maybe that's why I don't have any friends.*
for a fancy birdman, you do tend to go to dark places Harv.
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:10 AM   #1403
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I saw an IPA that said it was "60 second IPA". What does the 60 second mean?
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:14 AM   #1404
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I saw an IPA that said it was "60 second IPA". What does the 60 second mean?
I dont even know what an IPA is.
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:15 AM   #1405
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:21 AM   #1406
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:39 AM   #1407
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I looked it up.

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60 Minute IPA is continuously hopped -- more than 60 hop additions over a 60-minute boil. (Getting a vibe of where the name came from?)
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:41 AM   #1408
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I saw an IPA that said it was "60 second IPA". What does the 60 second mean?
60 second? Dogfish Head has a 60, 90 & 120 minute IPA, but I've never heard of seconds.
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:49 PM   #1409
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Cheers! Drinking now.
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:50 PM   #1410
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Cheers! Drinking now.
Give em hell!

I sadly have decided not to drink during the week now - want to lose weight so bad.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:07 PM   #1411
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i want, nay NEED a drink today, but im not gonna do it.

im not gonna start drinking when im stressed. my family takes to the bottle way too easily.

but some of that whipped cream vodka and oj with lots of ice would be great. its like an orange creamsicle
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:24 PM   #1412
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i want, nay NEED a drink today, but im not gonna do it.

im not gonna start drinking when im stressed. my family takes to the bottle way too easily.

but some of that whipped cream vodka and oj with lots of ice would be great. its like an orange creamsicle


Man that sounds like a tasty treat to me!
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:26 PM   #1413
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i want, nay NEED a drink today, but im not gonna do it.

im not gonna start drinking when im stressed. my family takes to the bottle way too easily.

but some of that whipped cream vodka and oj with lots of ice would be great. its like an orange creamsicle
that's a girl drink, it doesn't count. No way you could become an alcoholic drinking those.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:49 PM   #1414
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Four short hours until I get home and imbibe some booze. You flamebags better be around then.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:51 PM   #1415
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Four short hours until I get home and imbibe some booze. You flamebags better be around then.
that should be right on time to see whether Harvey gets mean, or dark.
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:06 PM   #1416
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that should be right on time to see whether Harvey gets mean, or dark.


I have a punch of PBRs in the fridge and feel like I should drink them just to get rid of them. Also, I'm bummed out which is kind of the norm as of late. Some people would say drinking because you're sad isn't a good idea, but I say it's the only.
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Old 03-26-2012, 08:54 PM   #1417
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looks like piss
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:02 PM   #1418
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looks like piss
tastes like panther piss, it will give you bitter beer face.
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:19 PM   #1419
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Ok I'm not a great chess player. I'm ok. But when I play someone for the first time I always play fool's mate. More than 50% win rate. How do you people not learn this day one in chess class?
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:20 PM   #1420
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Heineken? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!!!!
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:16 PM   #1421
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:20 AM   #1422
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:23 AM   #1423
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:25 AM   #1424
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:27 AM   #1425
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if that's how you're spelling it, you've had enough.
Living in SC, I'd think you see that spelling on the signs at the stores.
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