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CYYYFYYY
03-26-2002, 05:35 PM
Someone gave m a riddle and refuses to give me
the answer.... so do tell people... Do any of you
know.......

a man is heading toward the center of a
field..when he gets there he knows he is going to
die...why?
an empty grass field.............


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THERAVEN
03-26-2002, 05:41 PM
Because everybody dies eventually?

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PanterA
03-26-2002, 05:44 PM
Why what?

Why does he know he's going to die?

or

Why is he running to the center of the field?

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CYYYFYYY
03-26-2002, 05:47 PM
Why does he know he is going to die????????


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Lulu
03-26-2002, 05:49 PM
because he is bleeding to death in the middle of nowhere.

TheGameHHH
03-26-2002, 05:51 PM
Because he just got shot by a field.

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CrazyClare
03-26-2002, 10:01 PM
someone brought him out there to kill him?

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Ninja Lesbian
03-26-2002, 10:44 PM
without warning he is hit my lightning b/c he's the highest object in the field and nobody is around to save him. That the best i can do and i doubt that's the answer. Remeber as a kid they always told you to lie don't in an open field if you hear thunder? well they told us that as kids in illinois

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sexy bastard
03-26-2002, 11:04 PM
um um um he hears"if you build it he will come" and has a freakign heart attack....
ohh wait now i know if he knows hes goign to die in the middle of the field is because he reads a sign that says itsa mine field
theres your answer

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DreamWeaver
03-27-2002, 03:49 AM
because he's on a firing range?

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FUNKMAN
03-27-2002, 05:27 AM
because his parachute did not open...

I think

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Pootertoot
03-27-2002, 06:06 AM
He jumped out of a plane and his parachute won't open.

He's not WALKING toward the middle of the field, he's FALLING TOWARDS the middle of the field.

My other answer would it would be Lou Gehrig giving his final speech. He had to know he was on the way out.

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Hoojibs
03-27-2002, 08:27 AM
This is the riddle.There is a dead man in the center of a field.
He carried with him an unopened package.
As he neared the center of the field, he knew he was going to die.
How did he know he was going to die?

because his parachute did not open...


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-27-2002, 09:13 AM
Because everybody dies eventually?


Oh great! You just reminded me of my own mortality. Now my day is completely shot to hell!

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Fallon
03-27-2002, 01:44 PM
A plane is flying over the ocean and it crashed on the US/Canada border. Where do we bury the survivors, Canada or the U.S.?

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Gvac
03-27-2002, 01:52 PM
Come on, Fallon...everyone knows you don't bury survivors!


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jafter
03-27-2002, 01:53 PM
You don't bury the survivors.

Mary's mother had 3 children.

Penny, Nickel, and ______.?

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Ninja Lesbian
03-27-2002, 04:06 PM
.....and Mary, i can't go wrong with this answer

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Ninja Lesbian
03-27-2002, 04:13 PM
damn-it, i almost forgot....TEAR GAS!!!!

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jafter
03-28-2002, 06:24 PM
Say these 3 words.

Post

Most

Ghost


What do you put in a toaster?

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FUNKMAN
03-28-2002, 06:28 PM
BREAD


what color was George Washingtons white horse?

it's more fun just to ask the stupid questions sometimes
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