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Dear Horde King,
What exactly is the clap? I mean I know its an STD, but which one exactly. I just think its funny to wish it on people and I often reference it, but I have no clue what it is. Not even Pootertoot, the king of revolting sexual knowledge knows what precisely it is, so we're bustin' out the big guns & calling in your expert help. Can you shine some light on this? Thanks!
Signed,
x (gwen)
P.S. Does anyone have STD horror stories? This could be entertaining.
P.P.S. **Disclaimer: I have no std's which is why I joke so freely about them.**
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HordeKing1
04-23-2002, 05:56 PM
GWEN - The clap is slang for Gonorrhea, which is caused by the Neisseria bacteria.
A person can get the clap in the moist area of the body such as the vagina, penis, throat, eye and rectum.
For this reason, a woman should insist on the guy wearing a condom during oral sex. Throat gonorrhea is not picnic and try explaining that one to your mom.
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Ryan the Great
04-23-2002, 06:09 PM
I took a test once, and it said that if i was a horrible affliction i would be gonorheaa.
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Captain Rooster
04-23-2002, 06:09 PM
Gwen,
I do not have any STD stories, sorry. But, I do have an idea of where the term "the clap" comes from. I am pretty sure that "the clap" is the name given to the slapping sound that my dog's balls make when they smack against my calf while he "gets his groove on."
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ChrisTheCop
04-23-2002, 07:14 PM
woman should insist on the guy wearing a condom during oral sex.
Noooo!!! You're gonna ROON it!!!
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DaniGirl
04-24-2002, 06:34 AM
My best friend told me that she has HPV, and when she tried to explain it I said "So, you have herpes huh?" She wasnt very thrilled with that...
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A girl from high school who I pretty much detest completely (because she used to call me a whore, which im not) ended up getting herpes at her college. Apparently she's a super slutty sorositute (slutty girl in a sorority) and to top things off she ended up with genital warts to boot. Whose laughing now greaseface? Hahahaha.
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Sheeplovr
04-24-2002, 09:25 AM
Note: I dont generally take pleasures in the misfortunes of others, but sometimes I have to make an excpetion.**
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fatty
04-24-2002, 09:33 AM
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
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cheezeemee
04-24-2002, 09:34 AM
If you get the clap in the eye it can cause blindness. That's why you should insist that you wear condoms when pleasuring yourself.
:)
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Captain Rooster
04-24-2002, 01:37 PM
Ummm, just a question, can horses carry "the clap?"
I don't wanna know....uhhh....my....my friend does!
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Sheeplovr
04-24-2002, 01:40 PM
When horses get it its called The CLIP CLAP
And horses can shoot liek 12 feet when they get Dierrhea
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JerseyRich
04-24-2002, 02:13 PM
Can rooster's get the clap on their cock? Cock Cock Clap.
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Lisa Croft
04-30-2002, 06:06 AM
I had a female friend in high school who we all praised for still being a virgin. One night, she got drunk at a party and let some guy finger her. Next thing you know, she has these weird bumps on her cooch. She goes to the doctor and he tells her SHE HAS HERPES! She swore it couldn't be because she was still a virgin, but no one believed her, especially her mother. It turns out that about 3 months later she got tested again and these magical herpes were gone. Apparently the doctor fucked up and it was just some freak infection that never came back, but the girl thought she had herpes for 3 months. I'd sue. <P>
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angrymissy
04-30-2002, 11:43 AM
eeeheeeee!!!!!!!
there was this guy...
in my town....
who got the clap....
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and when he walked down the street we would all start clapping
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TheGameHHH
04-30-2002, 12:01 PM
Gwen gave me "The Clap"!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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HHH: You just <i>wish</i> I gave you the clap. You're lovin' was so crappy that you weren't clap worthy, so I only gave you a mild case of crabs. Now stop scratchin'.
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TheGameHHH
04-30-2002, 05:34 PM
Yea, you're right Gwen my lovin is crappy. And thanks for the crabs!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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CovDiesel
04-30-2002, 10:03 PM
HHH.... I heard you have warts on your nuts.
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HordeKing1
04-30-2002, 11:19 PM
ROOSTER - Horses can't carry the clap or anything else. They don't have hands.
LISA - Falsepositives are really really rare. More common but still rare is false negatives. I wonder if your friend told you the entire story. It would be very difficult to transmit herpes from fingering - unless perhaps the guy had a cut on his finger.
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fatty
05-01-2002, 06:02 AM
HHH.... I heard you have warts on your nuts
heard? i've seen them. not only are they huge they taste like sweatsocks. that kid has issues.
i mean don't be gay
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I love it when they call me big poppa.
I only smoke blunts if they roll proppa.
TheGameHHH
05-01-2002, 01:21 PM
The warts also puss and ooze at times, it's kinda disgusting, but once again it all came from Gwen.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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