UPDATE: "BIG ASS NIGHT OF FIGHT II ODDS!

[The Blowhard]

Earl 50-1 over Dukes: Earl and his "Colin Ferguson Black Rage" will destroy the glass jawed Dukes in seconds..many predict a KO.
This will be a massacre.
Billy 2-1 over Dan: The reigning "Xanax King" has the will and determination to win. Sucking webbed toes? This guy is training hard.
Dan? It's up to him. Youth, power and speed..he has the ability to crush Staples..does he want to?

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[TheMojoPin]

I have no idea why, but I'm going with Dukes on this one...I knew Poo would destroy him, but I don't see Earl bringing da pain and brining da funk...he's going down like Dred Scott before a state court in a decision match that lasts all three(?) rounds.

And Billy's too doped-up to find the inner rage he needs to sock it Dan and bring him down. Xanax-Billy, not a chance....but a drunk-to-the-gills Billy? Dan goes down quicker than Dukes in a roomfull of longshanks.


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[Tatsumakisempukyaku]

It stinks that you have to be 21 to fight. I would fight Staples any time. Next year at night of fights 4 staples!!!!

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[Tatsumakisempukyaku]

It stinks that you have to be 21 to fight. I would fight Staples any time. Next year at night of fights 4 staples!!!!

EDIT: OOPS DOUBLE POST. MY BAD!!

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This message was edited by Tatsumakisempukyaku on 4-25-02 @ 2:21 PM

[ADF]

I can't think of anyone on the show that I'd like to fight. Maybe Joe Poo.

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[gameguy]

i got earl and dan

Billy's angels will WOW him before the fight, he won't be able to focus on the fight and Dan will knock his ass out.

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[NJHitman]

After Hearing how serious Al is with his

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[Ihaveissues]

I can't believe it but I am going to have to go with that lazy SOB Earl. Cause I just don't think Al has any idea that there is a fight is going to happen.
As for the other fight....Billy...Billy will be drinking off the floor!

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[ADF]

I'd take Dan with those 2:1 odds any day. Billy's pear shape may give him stability, but Dan's apple shape gives him upper body strength. Plus, I think Dan's in better shape AND he has a goatee.

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[PmTick]

I don't think Billy's gonna pull this one out. As far as the Al/Earl fight, dunno I'm hoping Earl but Al sounds really serious this time around.

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[Heero Hammer]

If Earl is as good a fighter as he is a picture hanger...Al Dukes has this one in the bank. But, personally, I have my money on Earl.

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

After all the equipment Earl destroyed on O and A's show due to his rage, I think Al has no chance.

Let's face it, Earl has the strength of a retard, and that "O.J." look in his eyes. Al on the otherhand, has male patern baldness and tic-tacs. Who would you bet on?

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[Heero Hammer]

Al on the otherhand, has male patern baldness and tic-tacs. Who would you bet on?

Well, Al could always take a hand full of those tic-tacs and throw them in Earl's face in the hope a couple get caught in his eyes. The only way he's going to win is if he fights dirty.

[TOMMY V]

If Earl is aggressive, it could be over quick.
If he is not (most likely the case), this could be a SNOOZE FEST with lots of audience BOOING. I think Earl will be passive and cautious because of the potential of being mortally embarrassed by a LUCKY Al punch. If or once Earl gets pissed, the party is over!
Billy by TKO in the 2nd round.

TAKE IT EASY SNAKEY!

[Dan]

Don't believe everything you read. When they announce where the fight is, we'll know where the fight definately is. Until then, it's all speculation.

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[The Blowhard]

IMHO, both bouts are mismatches. Billy against "Destroy All Monsters"? The guy has heart, but this will be a massacre.
Dukes vs Earl? Ugly. Earl will destroy Al. No contest, unless the "fix" is in. I say avoid betting on this debacle, go out and buy some scratch offs.

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[ADF]

Billy has no chance of lasting, but I pick Dan to knock him down but not out in the first round. I'm putting on my dinero on Al, cos I'm supposed to.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm torn. If Earl loses, it will set back the civil rights movement at least 40 years or so. But if Al loses, his shame and disgrace will be so pungent I don't think I could stand to listen to the show anymore knowing that his weak self is trying to run things. Ugh.

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[Gvac]

Hey, Heckler...the "gvac vs. legroommusic" bout is now official.

How do you handicap the fight between a guitarist and a keyboard player?


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[The Blowhard]

Hey, Heckler...the "gvac vs. legroommusic" bout is now official.

How do you handicap the fight between a guitarist and a keyboard player?



Yawn.
The only thing more boring than watching musicians fight is watching Mimes.
That is, unless you guys have a really nasty reason to fight. Chick? Drugs? Missing a note? Come on, where's the anger and hatred? And since you are a former hockey player Gvac, did you at least knock a few of his teeth out?


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[The Blowhard]

Black Earl 50-1 over Dukes. The public loves Earl in this slugfest, and I stress the word slug, Al has no chance. Note to Al: there's an old saying in Brooklyn: When fighting a black guy, NEVER hit him in the head! Work the body Al, and good luck. Staples and the "Diggstown Challenge": No line. Will Staples get past "The Hoboken Destroyer"? Many say no. Sources close to Dan have informed me that he is in heavy training, smashing bricks with his head and pulling subway cars with his teeth. Staples beware!
As for the Father/Son match, Dad 2-1 over the punk who wants to beat up his old man. Nice. Happy Father's Day..ass.
Gvac vs. Legroom: Two nice guys=boring. Bring on Matty Fridays..the public demands it! No line for this "bloodbath".

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[angrymissy]

i have to put my money on dan. my boyfriend is of the same stature (and also named dan), and you wouldn't think it but i've seen him kick some ass.

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[Green Lantern]

My money is on Dan from Hoboken. The only way Billy can win is if ALL the other fighters hurt their knee like Perynoid did.

And I'm betting the farm on Black Earl to win by KO.

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[legroommusic]

Gvac, I think that heckler is right. We are friends. What kind of tension is that?


I just hope you and matty fridays aren't scheming something together just to beat up on the gook. VIETNAM AND PEARL HARBOR WEREN"T MY IDEAS.

I'm still pretty cool.

[The Blowhard]

Al vs. Black Earl: dropping fast, Earl 20-1 over "The Faggot Of The Opera". Al seems ready, but then again, it is Al.
Billy in the "Diggstown Challenge": No line. Many seem to believe that "Walter Mitty" is in over his head, and that Dan will punish him. And what about the other monsters waiting to get a piece of Staples? It's gonna be a rough night Billy.
Gvac 5-1 over Legroom: Gvac, a usually nice and quiet guy, sees red when he sees Legroom. Must be something to do with that Asian chick who dumped his ass last year. This fight is about as exciting as Liberace vs. Rip Taylor. Sorry guys..eye of the tiger!
The Dad 10-1 over the Son: This could be the best family fight since Bing Crosby beat his kids!
Johnny Hardrock vs. The Big Guy: No line..a total enigma.
Johnny, please lower the music in that place!


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[mrbacon]

All Earl has to do to win is smear his gloves with mayonaise. <P>
Actually, all Earl has to do to win is show up. <P>
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