What Do You Do For A Living

[A.J.]

I find duplicative threads like this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212&highlight=future+ship+programs), this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39302&highlight=surface+warfare) and this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60757&highlight=future+ship+programs). :devil2:

[Death Metal Moe]

I have a modified kind of job where I do office things but still have to take deliveries and move things on the blue collar end from time to time.

What I do for the office end is receiving of deliveries, ordering of all parts and a lot of phone work answering parts related questions. I spend far too much time on the phone complaining to companies about how they're not doing their job for me.

[topless_mike]

i do inside sales for a raw material importer for cosmetics.

we work with "batch numbers"

he he he... i said batch

[ANC]

I'm a Network/Infrastructure Manager for a Stevedoring company.

[Dougie Brootal]

i sell marinas.

[Kris10]

Listen to people complain all day about their electric & gas bills, sell water heaters, & correct billing issues. :wallbash:

[led37zep]

Holy shit...people here have jobs?

[badorties]

i work in retail (corporate sales)

for the most part: tech support; shipping; invoice resolution; spreadsheets and reports

between thanksgiving and x-mas eve: everything above and mostly anything else

[Bob Impact]

Internal Applications Analyst.

I basically am a problem solver, but the majority of my day is taken up programming Excel, Access and web based database solutions.

[sailor]

i make sure people get paid at the hotels i work at.

[JPMNICK]

i make sure people get paid at the hotels i work at.

can i have a no-show job
just send me some checks

[epo]

Make out with interns....in my mind!

[Stankfoot]

I put things on top of other things ...

[Tenbatsuzen]

Listen to the radio and post on a message board.

This, plus create, edit, and write marketing materials for our company's products for specific industry sectors.

For example, today I processed multiple pieces through our legal department, wrote up a marketing piece for our bigger clients, and did some low-level updating of assets on our website.

[FUNKMAN]

what a coincidence. i always wondered what orifice workers do

[danner1515]

I work in the billing department for hospice services. Basically dummy data entry type stuff. Guess a recent college grad without any specific career goal has gotta start somewhere.

[ralphbxny]

I do Research for my company. 1/2 the time is in the office 1/2 on the road and the other 1/2 stinks!!

[Devo37]

I sort glass. That's my job. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtIStHj7o3k)

[Stankfoot]

I do Research for my company. 1/2 the time is in the office 1/2 on the road and the other 1/2 stinks!!

Does this research involve math? Just curious ....

[SinA]

i get phone calls from people asking if they can do things, and sometimes i say yes and sometimes i say no

[drjoek]

I have made it known that I am an Orthodontist and Patch Umpire to pay the bills. So what does everyone else do?

[Dell]

research scientist/engineer for NASA (although I'm managing now :sad:)

[Fallon]

School Custodian.

In the process of replacing every god damn florescent light bulb there.

Going green. :thumbdown:

[SatCam]

Retired.

[Fallon]

Retarded.

That's not a profession.

[SatCam]

That's not a profession.

They only let me have a job as a public service

[Mullenax]

Scoring standardized tests at night.

[razorboy]

That's not a profession.

Don't tell Eli Manning.

[denko]

precision sheet metal fabrication (no, not like duct work) \ laser machinist\cnc programming

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> write and teach 1 hour children fitness programs also rent out the space for children drop offs...and teach birthday parties....im a "Program Director" but really i just do everything there is to do ( or tell someone to) in the facility ....

i dont get paid enough and i have been thinkin about going back to teaching high school history

[BlackSpider]

Union Carpenter / General Foreman / Superintendent...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I am a proofreader at a printing company.

My hours are crazy.

And, no, I do not thrive on that.

[MacVittie]

student

[Gvac]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.

[Hottub]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.

I sell real body parts.

Topped.

[Ritalin]

Photographer

[drjoek]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.



I sell body parts.

[razorboy]

I sell real body parts.

Topped.

I sell body parts.

I sell entire bodies.

[Ritalin]

I sell entire bodies.

Do you have anything in a teenage girl?

[Foster]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.

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[Friday]

I sell body parts.

don't joke about that, doc.

remember this guy?

Dentist Pleads Guilty to Stealing and Selling Body Parts (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/19/nyregion/thecity/19bones.html)

he took my wisdom teeth out years ago... and god knows what else! :unsure:

[razorboy]

Do you have anything in a teenage girl?

Later on. Keep it down.

[biozombie]

I work in an office for a large corporation. I'm part of the problem, not part of the solution.

[badorties]

corporate sales at a major deptarment store ... i don't sell, i do everything that helps the sellers sell

[Gvac]

I work in an office for a large corporation. I'm part of the problem, not part of the solution.

I'm officially taking you off my "favorite posters" list. :thumbdown:

[biozombie]

Ah, well, I had a good run.

[BlackSpider]

I'm officially taking you off my "favorite posters" list. :thumbdown:

When I saw this on ispy, I was worried it was directed at me.
Then I realized that I'm not on your "favorite poster" list...

[KatPw]

Dental Hygienist and office manager.

[Hottub]

I could swear I've answered this question 3 or 4 times already.

Sailor? Little help?

I collect electronic submissions from clients, polish their turds and get them ready for publication.
I also listen to Ron and Fez from noon to 3 and co-moderate the listening threads.

The latter doesn't pay as well as the former.

[drjoek]

I could swear I've answered this question 3 or 4 times already.

Sailor? Little help?

I collect electronic submissions from clients, polish their turds and get them ready for publication.
I also listen to Ron and Fez from noon to 3 and co-moderate the listening threads.

The latter doesn't pay as well as the former.



I searched.

a little
honest

[Foster]

I could swear I've answered this question 3 or 4 times already.

Sailor? Little help?

I collect electronic submissions from clients, polish their turds and get them ready for publication.
I also listen to Ron and Fez from noon to 3 and co-moderate the listening threads.

The latter doesn't pay as well as the former.

I make sure sure Hottub is able do the first part of his job

[IamFogHat]

I'm a special ed teacher. I'm rich biotch.

[flipper21]

Engineering Manager for a company that makes material handling equipment and low NOx burner upgrade equipment. The latter is more lucrative and thanks to Al Gore and his great, big hole in the atmosphere, it brings us constant work due to the frequent regulation changes.

[SatCam]

inventory & pricing coordinator in a drug store. now you know

[OGC]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.

I sell real body parts.

Topped.

I sell body parts.

I sell entire bodies.


I sell my body.


I get paid by the inch.


I am making quite a lot of money.

:laugh:

[Cyber Trucker]

Truck Driver. Only able to post when I get to a truck stop with Wi-Fi.

[Gvac]

I get paid by the inch.

Can I pay after you finish?

[The Jays]

I am an architect currently studying to obtain my license to practice.

[OGC]

Can I pay after you finish?


I don't get paid to finish. I get paid to make others finish.

[hedges]

bartender and caterer

[Space Edge]

I'm a roadie / work in the live show production field. I get to play with big bright lights and kick ass PA systems.

[Jughead]

I'm a used car salesman....Don't go 1956 on me I love what I do....I also sang in a bar one time...

[led37zep]

I work on commercials, promos, show branding and every once in a while I'll do a music video.

[sailor]

restaurant/hospitality accounting

[Jughead]

I work on commercials, promos, show branding and every once in a while I'll do a music video.

That reminds me we received our first one today(V6SHIT) I will do video tomorrow..Pal.. mail it Monday...

[drusilla]

i've become an out of work athletic trainer ever since i moved to this god forsaken quasi-city

so i just teach for the red cross part time & act as "assistant coordinator" for health & safety classes.

probably just going to suck it up & become a medical receptionist while i take online courses to learn medical billing. in a few years i'll make the big bucks in management. if any of this ever happens. not really looking forward to a job where i'd have to dress up everyday. i'm used to sweats & sneakers.

[Caseyelan]

I reproduce and complain.

[Jughead]

I reproduce and complain.

I hope its the 17th..Sorry its my birthday...Juggy..Hold on ....:smile:

[MacVittie]

I reproduce and complain.

what kind of retirement plan do you get?

[IMSlacker]

I'm a business analyst in the commodity trading group of a European bank.

[Jughead]

I'm a transportation title exchange agent In Lafayette, Indiana:blink:

[Marc with a c]

i mind my own fucking business 'doc'

[biggestmexi]

my job is basically playing (strategically) with sand.

[SatCam]

my job is basically playing (strategically) with sand.

I did that once

http://www.guildcraftinc.com/images/products/full/722-310%20Sand%20Bottle.jpg

[biggestmexi]

I did that once

http://www.guildcraftinc.com/images/products/full/722-310%20Sand%20Bottle.jpg

a bit more strategically.

[razorboy]

I have a job in the Great North Woods working as a cook.

[SatCam]

a bit more strategically.

I getcha



http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11818454/Sand_Bottle.jpg

[Marc with a c]

a bit more strategically.

http://uzar.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/sandcastle.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I have a job in the Great North Woods working as a cook.

Do you like it all that much...?

[joethebartender]

1) take a wild stab!
2) Limo guy
3) high end watches (wholesalers only)

[razorboy]

Do you like it all that much...?

I never did.

[biggestmexi]

I getcha



http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11818454/Sand_Bottle.jpg

ding ding ding ding!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/121525172_1c564e2834_b.jpg

[boobieman]

Custodian Team Leader for Public Library...also bullS*i* artist.

SEEEEYAYAYYASSEEEE

[TripleSkeet]

I run an environmental company during the day, bartend at night, and help promote my wifes side business making custom cakes during my freetime.

Anyone know what I have to do to go about setting up a website cheap?

[sailor]

http://uzar.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/sandcastle.jpg

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[Gvac]

I never did.

And one day the ax just fell?

[topless_mike]

im a raw material supplier in the cosmetics industry.

i eat, breathe, and bathe in shea butter on a daily basis.

[jennysmurf]

I'm a nanny right now, but I'm saving $$ to go back to school and get my Masters in Library Science. I know I've just upped my cool rating with all of you.....













Don't judge me!!!!

[razorboy]

And one day the ax just fell?

I'm thinking about pursuing a fishing career in New Orleans.

[jessicaduh]

wait...are you a body seller, a chef, a fisherman, or a logger? i'm soooooo confused.

[Fallon]

I'm a nanny right now, but I'm saving $$ to go back to school and get my Masters in Library Science. I know I've just upped my cool rating with all of you.....

Don't judge me!!!!
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I judged.

[Hottub]

I'm a nanny right now, but I'm saving $$ to go back to school and get my Masters in Library Science. I know I've just upped my cool rating with all of you.....




Don't judge me!!!!


I'm good.

http://20.media.tumblr.com/prUOczv4gm3hfkq8DOzoEVxBo1_400.jpg

[BlackSpider]

wait...are you a body seller, a chef, a fisherman, or a logger? i'm soooooo confused.

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[Anthony Sodomy]

Lots and lots of ass fucking.

[grlNIN]

Week is split between Administrative Assistant for a site run by the VNACJ and being a student.

Looking in to volunteering for the ASPCA over the summer.

[Sinestro]

I'm a board character.

[spoon]

I'm a board character.

Deal me in.

[Lady Resin]

3 Adults in this house is checking this out (http://federalstudentaid.ed.gov/opportunity/index.html)


Sad times.....:down:

[jennysmurf]

Admins!! Fallon judged me and I told him not to! He put all these shows on here and made fun of me!! He's a doodie-head!!

[epo]

I do communications/public relations for a semi-major organization. Also, I sorta run a political outfit. I am clearly part of the problem.

[tanless1]

trucker / conssessionare eventual theater owner / maybe build a radio station too(would save me a bundle on advertising).... this recession is exciting !!

[A.J.]

I could swear I've answered this question 3 or 4 times already.

Sailor? Little help?

Allow me:

2007 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64221&highlight=surface+warfare)

2007 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60757&highlight=surface+warfare)

2004 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39302&highlight=surface+warfare)

2002 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212&highlight=future+ship+programs)

[Sinestro]

Almost gave that away.

[Farmer Dave]

agronomistentimologistwelderelectrianplumbermechan icveternarianlaborer, farmer for short

[EddieMoscone]

-Hotel Manager
-Adjunct Professor

[mdr55]

Mental Health and Addictions.

[sailor]

agronomistentimologistwelderelectrianplumbermechan icveternarianlaborer, farmer for short

so, like, a doctor?

[boosterp]

Retired clinical researcher specializing in psychology and neurology.

Future career student.

[Yosammity]

Shrink.

[Dell]

I am an architect currently studying to obtain my license to practice.

Art Vandeley?

[Dell]

I reproduce and complain.

world's most important job... happy mothers day!

[bigredd]

I sell building materials to residential builders. Everything from the foundation material, to lumber for framing to the door knobs and paint.

[yojimbo7248]

China energy policy analyst. former intelligence analyst, officer, and Mandarin linguist at US DoD.

[biggirl]

I feed, bathe, dress, and play with my kids. I pick fights with my husband, wash his clothes, cook supper. Most importantly: I spend my husband's money. I am just your average housewife.

[chefdoug68]

Chef in a small private golf club. I love my job!

[A.J.]

China energy policy analyst. former intelligence analyst, officer, and Mandarin linguist at US DoD.

Let me guess -- you worked at the DIAC?

[ToiletCrusher]

What don't I do for a living? Oh, the things I do for a living. I do so many things for a living that I can't possibly explain all the things I do for a living.













































In short, I do nothing.

[drjoek]

What don't I do for a living? Oh, the things I do for a living. I do so many things for a living that I can't possibly explain all the things I do for a living.


In short, I do nothing.

And you do it so Well!!:clap:

[Freitag]

what kind of retirement plan do you get?

Dave probably thinks a 401k is some kind of cheat code.

[ToiletCrusher]

And you do it so Well!!:clap:

Thanks dad!

[ADF]

I teach ELA at a middle school in the southeast Boogie Down.

[nate1000]

Banker.

I ruin your economy.

Bwaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haa!!!

[furie]

i work for the government

[RhinoinMN]

Plant Manager at my dad's manufacturing plant. Someday it will be mine! ALL MINE!!!!

MOOWAHAHAHAHAH!

MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[underdog]

I run a warehouse. We warehouse and deliver furniture.

Someday I'll transfer to either our NJ or NY location and live in New York.

[CountryBob]

I am a Human Resources Manager in the drug monotoring industry. Spent my whole career in sales and coal - and I miss the rush of landing the sale. Now, I just handle lovely employees.

[hurlmon]

Print Production Director for a Large magazine publisher.

[furie]

I teach ELA at a middle school in the southeast Boogie Down.

ELA?

[Furtherman]

Hey, babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast.

[yojimbo7248]

Let me guess -- you worked at the DIAC?

bingo. have you ever worked at Bolling?

[JerseyRich]

Pro Digital Camera Body Repair Tech for Fujifilm.

[yojimbo7248]

Let me guess -- you worked at the DIAC?

at the DIAC but was also at Clarendon, Pentagon as civilian, reservist, and active duty.

[ANC]

Network and Infrastructure Manager.

in other words....an IT guy.

[Aggie]

I'm in Marketing for a large national Construction Management Firm. I get to deal with field guys like BlackSpider when I go to job sites. :help:

[drjoek]

I'm in Marketing for a large national Construction Management Firm. I get to deal with field guys like BlackSpider when I go to job sites. :help:



Aggie showing up at construction sites
:wub:
Must drive the laborers nuts!

[Aggie]

Aggie showing up at construction sites
:wub:
Must drive the laborers nuts!

At least I don't understand the cat calls because they're in Spanish.

[~Katja~]

I'm in Marketing for a large national Construction Management Firm. I get to deal with field guys like BlackSpider when I go to job sites. :help:

bet you are not the only one with a hard hat at those sites
http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/09/04/78/400_F_9047859_rwYbS84pyYS5BeX02ECJ9DoJCzlaYWiF.jpg

hard hat??? more like hard head.

[ToiletCrusher]

At least I don't understand the cat calls because they're in Spanish.

Way to blatantly disregard those labor laws! :devil2:

[Aggie]

lol kat

Way to blatantly disregard those labor laws! :devil2:

Who else is gonna build this country?

[KingModem]

Sales - Major Accounts in Eastern North America and temporarily Asia Pacific region for a wireless telecommunication manufacturer.

And a Professional Bowler.

[ToiletCrusher]

Who else is gonna build this country?

hmmm. point to aggie.

[ANC]

Sales - Major Accounts in Eastern North America and temporarily Asia Pacific region for a wireless telecommunication manufacturer.

And a Professional Bowler.

Nice Acoustic Coupler sig BTW...

(Ugh!, I'm embarrassed I know what it is)

[RhinoinMN]

Nice Acoustic Coupler sig BTW...

(Ugh!, I'm embarrassed I know what it is)

ty:wub:

[ANC]

ty:wub:

:lol:

[KingModem]

Nice Acoustic Coupler sig BTW...

(Ugh!, I'm embarrassed I know what it is)

All cred to my neighbor Rhino for spotting me the coupler pic.

My next sig pic will be a nice boolean equation for a digital multiplexer...

FML

[RhinoinMN]

All cred to my neighbor Rhino for spotting me the coupler pic.

My next sig pic will be a nice boolean equation for a digital multiplexer...

FML

Coming from you, that sounds sexy!

[ANC]

All cred to my neighbor Rhino for spotting me the coupler pic.

My next sig pic will be a nice boolean equation for a digital multiplexer...

FML

Nice! I may have get a tech sig too...

http://www.trangobroadband.com/im/cat5_pin_assgmt_crossover.gif

:wink:

[ADF]

ELA?

English Language Arts.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cruise Sales, now you all finally know

[Thebazile78]

Technically, I am a Production Editor/Trained Monkey for a legal publishing company.

In reality, I post on Facebook and update my Twitter with complaints and wiseass remarks all day while I wait for all my projects to come back from India and the Philippines.

Yes, boys and girls, I am obsolete and disgruntled.

[The Jays]

Art Vandeley?

I got a summons for drinking in public back in 99, and I told the cop what I was studying, he tried to make the same joke, I couldn't laugh at the time because he was giving me a summons to appear in court, in Staten Island, the day before I was about to head back to resume college... in Buffalo.

[Dell]

I got a summons for drinking in public back in 99, and I told the cop what I was studying, he tried to make the same joke, I couldn't laugh at the time because he was giving me a summons to appear in court, in Staten Island, the day before I was about to head back to resume college... in Buffalo.

yeah I imagine the Art Vandeley references are probably as tiring to you as the "rocket scientists" references are to us

[west milly Tom]

Ibew safety officer/ union railway electrician

[realmenhatelife]

I work in the publishing of phonebooks, although now I only deal with internet advertising. Every national internet ad on yellowbook.com has passed through me. I'd really be into a new job.

[KingModem]

I got a summons for drinking in public back in 99, and I told the cop what I was studying, he tried to make the same joke, I couldn't laugh at the time because he was giving me a summons to appear in court, in Staten Island, the day before I was about to head back to resume college... in Buffalo.

Wow... you were definitely not a Rocket Scientist back then were you?

[Jujubees2]

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/tom/tom2.jpg

What I do is take the specifications from the customer and bring them down to the software engineers. Customers can't take them directly to the software people because engineers are not good at dealing with customers.
I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people, can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

I am the sports information director at a college (sort of like a PR person for the athletics dept.).

[The Jays]

Wow... you were definitely not a Rocket Scientist back then were you?


Yeah, def not. It wasn't until last year that I got my BS in Rocket Scientistry.

[AKA]

web manager for a theological seminary during the day

film festival organizer at nights and on weekends

filmmaker and writer at times in between.

rinse and repeat

[FezsAssistant]

Music

[sr71blackbird]

I am a dentistanarian

[Skellington]

I went to med school for 6 years and ended up an accountant and programmer for the gubberment. On the side, i write music for 'stuff', play with sculpy clay for 'stuff', and pose on ratrods in a bikini while looking lushious and simply adorable. Getting paid to sit on cars in your underware is the best side job ever.

[Gvac]

Getting paid to sit on cars in your underware is the best side job ever.

Tell me about it.

[boosterp]

I went to med school for 6 years and ended up an accountant and programmer for the gubberment. On the side, i write music for 'stuff', play with sculpy clay for 'stuff', and pose on ratrods in a bikini while looking lushious and simply adorable. Getting paid to sit on cars in your underware is the best side job ever.

Hot!

[RhinoinMN]

Tell me about it.

You must show me your pics. Are there jeeps involved? Please tell me there were jeeps.

[SatCam]

Getting paid to sit on cars in your underware is the best side job ever.

Wait I can get paid for that?

[Thomas Merton]

Obviously a teacher, specifically teach English 12 at a large DC suburb public school. Coach hoops as well

[furie]

Obviously a teacher, specifically teach English 12 at a large DC suburb public school. Coach hoops as well

how is that obvious?

[Thomas Merton]

Um, cause that's me in the avatar surrounded by my students or I completely missed your sarcasm

[ecobag2]

I'm working on a career change.

Circus clown.

Clown college - way too expensive though.

[boosterp]

My brother works for one of the petroleum companies here and they have an opening in the lab, I may take the offer. So cool.

[SatCam]

Um, cause that's me in the avatar surrounded by my students or I completely missed your sarcasm

I thought those were your kids

[led37zep]

My brother works for one of the petroleum companies here and they have an opening in the lab, I may take the offer. So cool.

Steal me a gallon of Gas, I'm good for it.

[boosterp]

Steal me a gallon of Gas, I'm good for it.

No shit, I wonder if I can pull up to one of the big storage tanks for a fill up?

[A.J.]

bingo. have you ever worked at Bolling?

No, but my buddy works there.

at the DIAC but was also at Clarendon, Pentagon as civilian, reservist, and active duty.

Gotcha.

[A.J.]

Cruise Sales, now you all finally know

Got anything for Mogadishu?

I...pose on ratrods in a bikini while looking lushious and simply adorable. Getting paid to sit on cars in your underware is the best side job ever.

For the love of God, please be careful around the windshield.

[boosterp]

Got anything for Mogadishu?


I hear they may be looking for security when nearing Somalia. I'd volunteer but each pirate I encountered would be shot to death for each of my brothers that suffered in combat there. Fucking Clinton put me on alert but would not mobilize us.

[furie]

Um, cause that's me in the avatar surrounded by my students or I completely missed your sarcasm

had no ideA you were in the avatar

[Rube]

I sell auto body parts.

Top that.

I sell body parts.

I sell real body parts.

Topped.

I sell entire bodies.I have a Barbie Doll collection that my Mom gave me.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i think i am gonna start a new website for all the prostitutes from craig's list that have been displaced today (banned) and what not.

it will be based on the rose standard. fuck gold, and money, and google, and the fucking feds.

these chicks will fuck for roses!!!

[BlackSpider]

i think i am gonna start a new website for all the prostitutes from craig's list that have been displaced today (banned) and what not.

it will be based on the rose standard. fuck gold, and money, and google, and the fucking feds.

Why don't you just start a "craig's list bomb shelter" thread here...

[Gvac]

Why don't you just start a "craig's list bomb shelter" thread here...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You fucking kill me, Spider.

You're the best.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Why don't you just start a "craig's list bomb shelter" thread here...

genius.




but then justjon and bobbypantera would profit and not me. i am gonna share with mikeyboy anyways.

-edit- i am stealing the name, "craigslist bomb shelter", so you get 2% off the top for the contribution :)

[Drunky McBetidont]

genius.




but then justjon and bobbypantera would profit and not me. i am gonna share with mikeyboy anyways.

-edit- i am stealing the name, "craigslist bomb shelter", so you get 2% off the top for the contribution :)



i am going to start interviewing (i.e. face fuck) some prospective employees so i will update you with the expanding directory.

[MC Pee Pants]

I drive invalids to and from the doctor.

[Furtherman]

I drive invalids to and from the doctor.

HEY! You never showed up this morning!!!!!

[somebody66]

I am the shipping manager for a powdered metal factory....and a film maker.

http://bit.ly/zL8si

[MC Pee Pants]

HEY! You never showed up this morning!!!!!

Sorry dude. Only if you have Medicaid.

[Westley]

i work for recycleing on the truck and i am a kitchin helper at a restraunt on saturday nite

[DarkHippie]

Special Ed teacher, writer, tourism guru, and guitar teacher

[SatCam]

i work for recycleing on the truck. that's my job. I learned the job slow. and now, I know it by HEART!.

[xekrubx]

I coat optical filters for space telescopes, high power laser systems, missile guidance systems, and things like that.

[boosterp]

i work for recycleing on the truck and i am a kitchin helper at a restraunt on saturday nite

I thought you lived at home with mom checking under her tits, ass crack, and all the other fat rolls for sores and got an allowance for doing this. :bye:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Industrial controls

[BeerBandit]

I am a chemist. I'm an ink chemist, specifically. I make printing ink. Check your credit/debit cards. Is the word "Oberthur" on there anywhere? Chances are they print using my ink. The problem is, I don't think I want to be an ink chemist anymore. It's not really a growing industry. I've been looking for a new job for over a year now and I only get bites from other ink companies. 10 years ago, I used to make toothpaste. I want to go back to making consumer products. I'm going to have to move, aren't I.

[BeerBandit]

I am a proofreader at a printing company.

My hours are crazy.

And, no, I do not thrive on that.
Which printing company?

[simpleviolet]

I am a corporate credit analyst by day, an MBA student at night and a bit of an “entrepreunrial dabbler” in my free time. I make a little extra through blogging and random projects using my laser engraver, vinyl cutter, and passion for crafting.

Most recently I’ve been designing and creating custom wedding invitations and accessories. It’s a small side business right now but I would like to one day turn into my full time day job so I can be a work at home mom. =)

[NateCantDance]

I sit in a little white box, wearing a polo shirt and sitting hunched over a keyboard while moving imaginary ones and zeros around all day. Back off ladies, it's not as sexy and dangerous as it sounds.

[nate1000]

Hey, babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[disneyspy]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

you eat shit?

[STC-Dub]

I work for ESPN. I am supposedly an editor but I spend most of my time answering e-mails about fantasy teams. Then again my contract expires Monday and I am still waiting to see what happens so next week I could be working at McDonald's.

[mdr55]

Mental Health and Addictions. And coach track in my spare time.

[yojimbo7248]

you eat shit?

:lol:

[Sarge]

Cop, also drive a dump truck on my days off.

[~Katja~]

officially unemployed as of Friday

[Kris10]

I'm a single parent & customer service rep at a call center for an electric & gas company :wacko:

[boobieman]

officially unemployed as of Friday

I feel bad for you...but at the same time...enjoy it. Do stuff with the kids. Part of me wishes I would become unemployed. I think you would be able to find work in the future...if not...you can always become a professional poster...or we could pay you to take shots at GIVac.

Good luck with everything.

SEEYAYAYYAYAYAYA

[EddieMoscone]

I've been re-upped for a second semester as an adjunct professor (2nd job). Love the extra few hundred dollars every couple of weeks during the semester.

[Jennitalia]

i'm a licensed massage therapist

[Stalker Patti]

I brew that first cup of coffee you're dying for first thing in the morning, whip up those delicious lattees and fraps you love to enjoy, and set up the store in the morning, specializing in a beautiful pastry case with apple fritters, muffins, and such other delectibles to entice you when you're hungry! I am a barista at Starbucks.:clap:

[Gvac]

I brew that first cup of coffee you're dying for first thing in the morning, whip up those delicious lattees and fraps you love to enjoy, and set up the store in the morning, specializing in a beautiful pastry case with apple fritters, muffins, and such other delectibles to entice you when you're hungry! I am a barista at Starbucks.:clap:

I really, really, really like coffee.

You'd think you'd help a fellow R&F fan out. :down:

[STC-Dub]

officially unemployed as of Friday

Ouch. I dodged a bullet for now and have a job for another two months at least.

[A.J.]

officially unemployed as of Friday

Sorry.

[Patient zer0]

What is it that you do for a living?


I'm a self employed courier

[drjoek]

Search Search Hurry up and Search



lots of these threads already
better to bump than start a new one

[red_red_red]

Search Search Hurry up and Search



lots of these threads already
better to bump than start a new one
it's obvious what you do for a living

[Patient zer0]

Sowwy. I'm on my blackberry. The search stinks

[ANC]

I'm A Black Ninja Fuckface!

[underdog]

I'm a self employed courier

What do you deliver? I used to run a courier service, now I run a warehouse of a company that used to be mainly a courier business. And I cannot wait until I can transfer to NYC.

[TjM]

Noyb

[Drunky McBetidont]

i am a stunt cock. mostly used for money shots and what not.

also, a catholic priest. so i can take your confession through private messages.

[sr71blackbird]

I am an electric map updater for a gas and electric utility.

[biggirl]

yep...I used to be a full-time stay at home mom...now I am in Retail starting saturday. Lucky me. I get to talk to bitchy customers. I am so excited, especially for the holiday season when all of the nice people come out of the woodwork.

[Meataball23]

I work in credit derivatives at merril lynch...now I guess we're boa

Thats the very same credit derivatives that everyone hates/help cause our economy to collapse!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I get payed by the Ron And Fez Show to annoy the fuck out of Fezzie.

I do my job well.

[One Dead Fred]

Professional illustrator for magazines and newspapers until they are out of business. Trying out the gallery world too.

I'd like to get a job as professional scapegoat for bad corporations. Those guys always leave in disgrace but with a big bag of money. I don't mind looking bad in the press for a few weeks if there were a couple million bucks at the end!

[Mr.Misery]

I draw comics, which makes me no money. Other than that, I collect SSI checks every month and work occasional odd jobs when I get tired of doing nothing everyday. Until I got hit by a truck, I worked at an adult video store, which was great. Now I'm waiting for my settlement money to roll in. Getting hit by that truck is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[fezident]

I was a professional/session musician. (bass guitar)

Now, I'm a technical director.
I've had the "the show must go on" mentality for every single day of work I've ever had. Lights... camera... action.

Not boring.
Not exactly glamorous either. But... definitely not a boring life.

[SHANEFROMGA]

outside salesman for a heavy duty truck parts store. i bascially go and beg people to keep spending money with us and fix fu#k ups my counter people create.

[led37zep]

I work for the CIA and I'll kill you all.



Stop asking.

[razorboy]

I get paid to tell musicians what to do.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

i'm a selector. if you get food from a stop and shop i probably have touched it

[A.J.]

I work for the CIA and I'll kill you all.



Stop asking.

You're going to prison, ruthless interrogator!

[nevnut]

Construction surveyor.

I get to tell contractors where to build their stuff.

[barjockey]

I bartend in a fancy restaurant near FHRiley's

[west milly Tom]

railroad elecrician/I.B.E.W. Safety Officer

[JerseySean]

Corporate Proxy solicitor

[mendyweiss]

I'm still not sure what mrs. mendy does !!
but she uses words like intel, dod, and civil !

[johnniehardrock]

I buy famous pants

[MIKEYDAKEN]

I buy famous pants

don't forget shirts and jackets!

[KEITHJAY]

Millwright, I used to install pollution controls till it almost killed me, I'm on disability for the next 2 years http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:D41FR57t_9kq_M:http://www.leavealegacy.net/CCS_LOGO_COLOUR_LEFT.jpg

[chefdoug68]

I buy famous pants

any toupees? or socks?

[IamFogHat]

I am now a special education teacher grades k-4 at an amazing school. This is going to be an awesome year. I'm going to be worked ragged, beyond what is legally required of me technically (that always happens in special ed) in terms of I can only have so many on my case load technically and shit like that, but it's par for the course I feel. You're going to get a lot of posts from me this year about being exhausted so fuckin deal with it.:wink:

[goreds2]

Worked in IT for the same company the past 24 years.

[opie's twisted balls]

I buy famous pants
We should talk, I sell famous pants!


Worked in IT for the same company the past 24 years.
wow........what's been the biggest adjustment you've had to make in the way you do your job.....i.e. the transition from mainframe/mini infrastructure to server based, the transition of technology from the core to the desktop and now into the cloud, greatly increased number of users, etc?

[sailor]

Allow me:

2007 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64221&highlight=surface+warfare)

2007 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60757&highlight=surface+warfare)

2004 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39302&highlight=surface+warfare)

2002 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212&highlight=future+ship+programs)

i merge

[Space Edge]

I was a professional/session musician. (bass guitar)

Now, I'm a technical director.
I've had the "the show must go on" mentality for every single day of work I've ever had. Lights... camera... action.

Not boring.
Not exactly glamorous either. But... definitely not a boring life.

Nice I work in the Show Production Industry also, Lighting Design.

[Dirtbag]

Nothing. I quit my job today and couldn't be happier.

[boobieman]

Nothing. I quit my job today and couldn't be happier.

Damn I am jealous

SSEYYAAAAAA

[Hepcat22]

Retired.

[ANC]

Retired.

so jealous.