What Do You Do For A Living [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

04-25-2002, 03:27 PM

I work Full time in a local deli and Im proud of it. I make good money, for basicaLly doing nothing all day. I have enough money to pay my rent every month, buy food, and party my ass off every weekend! I might not be able to buy things that I once had plenty of money for but I make sacrifices, we all have to !

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Ryan the Great

04-25-2002, 03:30 PM

i am a sophmore in high school, when i graduate i plan on hitting the lottery and living in the lapse of luxury for the rest of my life.

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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

ADF

04-25-2002, 03:35 PM

I start law school in August.

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Gwen

04-25-2002, 03:38 PM

i am a sophmore in high school, when i graduate i plan on hitting the lottery and living in the lapse of luxury for the rest of my life.

Its good that you're planning on finishing school 'cause maybe in those 2 years they'll teach you that its Lap of luxury, not lapse =)

As for me, right now I work for the government in my town, the pay is decent & the work minimal, but its not what I'd really like to do. I want to some day own my own bar, just rock out & meet new people everyday. It could be a real good time.

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RusticSoul

04-25-2002, 03:39 PM

I'm the long arm of the law and my goal is to meet ice ream girl :)~~

grlNIN

04-25-2002, 03:55 PM

I go to school where my plans in writing full time are being cared for. After that i hope to attend a four year college and get my masters in technical writing whereafter i will write and design cd covers and booklets for Mr. Michael Reznor of Nothing Records

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Brick Jesus

04-25-2002, 04:01 PM

I was hellbent on being a professional comic book artist for a long time, but I got into computers. I still do comics, but professionally, I'm a computer technician, building machines, doing upgrades and even some network stuff. I'm working at a pisswater store on Long Island and it sucks, it makes me crazy. I wanna get something bigger, more money and eventually walk the Green Mile with my chick. But the job market sucks right now. Anyone looking for a computer guy?

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Arienette

04-25-2002, 04:39 PM

i'm currently an actuary, but that sucks ass.. .

I start law school in August.
hey... me, too!

and i aspire to somehow take my law degree and become a rock star. hmmm...

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gone

04-25-2002, 04:45 PM

im a customer service rep.. but id love to be either a message therapist or a graphic artist...... i know im weird...

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Knowledged_one

04-25-2002, 04:51 PM

I work as a flight test engineer for Boeing.
We work with the Navy and the Department of Defense on the F-18 Hornet Fighter/Bomber. We do flight test on loads of stores(weapons) that get flown during combat and live missile shots. It is only one of two military test areas on all of the east coast.
But it took me 6.5 years of school and i have a B.S. in Mechanical Engineering and a B.S. in Aerospace Engineering

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If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
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Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

whodini

04-25-2002, 05:37 PM

I'm a web developer for a dot com company that survived the fallout by being one of the few NOT based on ad revenue. I have no desire to leave the field, but hope to start work in the new Microsoft .NET environment soon. 

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ADF

04-25-2002, 05:43 PM

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I start law school in August.
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hey... me, too!

and i aspire to somehow take my law degree and become a rock star. hmmm...

Which school? Seeya 'round.

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Ryan the Great

04-25-2002, 05:45 PM

Its good that you're planning on finishing school 'cause maybe in those 2 years they'll teach you that its Lap of luxury, not lapse

gwen, thank you for letting me know i made an ass out of myself, perhaps this will prevent future mishaps.

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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

irishkb

04-25-2002, 05:51 PM

i work for a large security company and i am trying to become a cop.. actually i will be taking the civil service test for jersey on sat. but i would settle for a job anywhere in the law field..

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Green Lantern

04-25-2002, 05:53 PM

Currently I work in a supermarket and with retarted children. But I'm right now I'm in the process of to joining the NYPD
Wish me luck.

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seagullbeagle

04-25-2002, 05:54 PM

I work at a garden center, and i deal with every aspect of gardening: plants, flowers, fertilizers, soils, mulches, ect. I started working in a florist and found i had a green thumb so i followed it. I love it. It's interesting and satisfying work. I'm going to continue my education and hopefully earn a degree in landscape design and another in horticulture. 

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-25-2002, 05:55 PM

and i aspire to somehow take my law degree and become a rock star. hmmm...

Arienette-- My opinion of you just grew higher!!

I'm a production editor at a publishing company (meaning-- i get a manuscript and turn it into a bound book).

I used to work in law reference books. Now I'm in college texts.

I also do freelance proofreading and copyediting. My rates are low!

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cheezeemee

04-25-2002, 05:57 PM

I'm a milk man!

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sexy bastard

04-25-2002, 09:36 PM

well i am in the hotel business as a manager, also a writer with one book done and three more almost done, also helping independant artists via my web page...and in the infinate stages of setting up my foundation for abused and battered women and children

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synthfiend

04-25-2002, 10:02 PM

Right now I'm a computer tech but I spent a lot of time touring with a gospel group singing. This fall or late summer I'm getting back into the game. I miss going out and performing until I can't move. I was never built for the 9 to 5 gig.

Aw damn. Was that me?

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TheGameHHH

04-25-2002, 10:19 PM

I am in college right now and work as a food delivery boy when I am home, but after college I am either going to chill in Gwen's bar or work for the WWF.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Earth2RON

04-25-2002, 11:25 PM

What Do You Do For A Living
i post on RONFEZ.NET

Anyone else have these sorts of ....dreams????
ICE CREAM GIRL...
i dont think you really want to hear my answer to that question...wink,wink

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science!

04-26-2002, 05:30 AM

Black Jesus
Try asking for a computer tech job at a lab center. For example, Mt. Sinai, NYU, Memorial Sloan Kettering, Rockefeller University. They are always looking at upgrading hardware, software and network systems and always tend to be short in staff. Just an idea.
seagulbeagle- I think it's awesome that you work with plants. Recently I just moved into a new house and they left two rose bushes in the back yard. I think they are dying. Do you have any suggestions on how to care for them. what products are good/bad etc. What is a good fungicide cause these things are covered in spots! HELP!
Oh yeah, almost forgot. I'm a lab tech.

See Ya!

jestah

04-26-2002, 05:41 AM

I'm a customer service rep and a Volunteer firefighter.

What do I want to be when I grow up?...Older

Jennitalia

04-26-2002, 06:02 AM

i work for a database company. we maintain databases for direct mail companies and produce mailing list files for companies that love to send out junk mail

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A.J.

04-26-2002, 06:04 AM

I work for the Navy. Specifically, I do work on future ship programs.

Havenostaples

04-26-2002, 07:02 AM

Im a soon to be laid off Computer technician at a pharmaceutical company in Jersey.

nellie

04-26-2002, 07:04 AM

i would like to be a poet and a painter, and a mother, and i want to fall in love

.devol eb ot evol i

Trainspotting

04-26-2002, 09:11 AM

I left finance because I hated the dryball nature of it and its monotony. I intend to go to grad school full time and get an MBA in Management and marketing and work for
a small consumer products firm. My dream is to be a freelance business development consultant and make enough money so I can travel to Europe, pursue oil paiting, maybe have a political commentary website and buy a house on an island off of spain or Italy. Just have a peaceful existence.

See ya!
Trainspotting

JustinR

04-26-2002, 09:43 AM

I go to st. johns university for comp sci. Im currently unemployed, but not for long.

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DaniGirl

04-26-2002, 09:54 AM

I'm unemployed but I want to be a makeup artist.

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Jackie Sloan

04-26-2002, 10:00 AM

...Jackie Sloan...singer actor philanthropist...then the alarm goes off and I'm Customer Service Guy..."there's no need to get personal m'am...thank you sir, may I have another!"

hey...I didn't say it was ok no nooo......

JustJon

04-26-2002, 10:17 AM

I'm a computer programmer for a surviving dot com, but would eventually start my own gig, so that I'm the one making the profits, instead of being a wage slave.

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Death Metal Moe

04-26-2002, 07:49 PM

I'm a FUCKING UNION CARPENTER. Stay in College kids. I graduated High School, and did some college, but ran out of money and ambition, so I'm here.
LOCAL 6 HUDSON COUNTY CARPENTERS RULE THE WORLD!!!! I work all day in Jersey City. It smells, and the parking is gay. But it's decent money.

EVIL REIGNS!!!!!!!

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JimboSHU

04-26-2002, 07:55 PM

graduating May 13th..sometime after that hoping to land a job with a professional sports team in some front office capacity

ChrisTheCop

04-26-2002, 08:43 PM

hmmm...I forget...I wrote it down someplace...

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Captain Stubing

04-26-2002, 08:47 PM

I'm an officer in the Navy in a psychology PhD program. Yes, your taxes are going to pay my salary while I go to school full-time...military = good, think about it. I'd like to do some short story writing, participate in some anthropolical/archeological digs and become a university professor down the road. Maybe this lifetime is long enough, maybe not... 

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

ADF

04-26-2002, 08:55 PM

I work at a garden center, and i deal with every aspect of gardening: plants, flowers, fertilizers, soils, mulches, ect. I started working in a florist and found i had a green thumb so i followed it. I love it. It's interesting and satisfying work. I'm going to continue my education and hopefully earn a degree in landscape design and another in horticulture

It's great to have passion for you work, especially in a field that makes the world a better place in my opinion. I really respect that.

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nickeye

04-27-2002, 04:48 AM

...and the parking is gayI guess they make you back-in to the parking spot.

CYYYFYYY

04-27-2002, 07:18 AM

Yawn.... Clerk for the state insurance fund............

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gameguy

04-27-2002, 07:28 AM

I fix and test :) arcade games. I only aspire to be happy and stress free. (and pay my bills of course)

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brodieman

04-27-2002, 08:38 AM

i work in a deli and go to college. i definantly wouldn't want to work in a deli for the rest of my life but i wouldn't mind working in the food prep industry

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gone

04-27-2002, 09:45 AM

but i wouldn't mind working in the food prep industry

there is an industry for that?

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Orallo

04-27-2002, 09:49 AM

I am a computer programmer...

I always loved computers, I got my first one when I was 11, I went to college to get my CS degree, got it (cum laude) I have been working profesionally for 5 years now, and guess what? I FUCKING HATE PROGRAMMING now...

I hate pretty much everything these days so maybe its not the job that is bugging me.

I dont know, as per what do I want to be... I just want to be a millionaire, I dont care how, I just want loads of money so I can sit somewhere in the carebean sip on margaritas, smoke fatties, and listen to R&F on my dedicated satellite downlink...

Peace & Hugs

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wilee

04-29-2002, 08:38 AM

Went to college for Computer/Electrical Engineering and wound up working in TV while in school. After being with that company another few years after I graduated, I started with a firm in Jersey, where I am an assigned tech to companies (currently in NYC).

I would love to get back into television! I worked pretty much everything from the production/tech end- camera work, tape/editing, graphics, audio, technical director (I was even the supervisor when I left and went to my new job)....

It was always interesting, challenging and working live shows always provided some surprises. Maybe I'll look into getting back into it when the job market gets better.

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Michael Fury

04-29-2002, 09:13 AM

Medical writer. I also breed prizewinning clams.

DroopyGirl

04-29-2002, 09:16 AM

I dropped out of school 5 months ago.. So now I'm spending my time with crappy administrative jobs till I can go back to school in August.

When I finish school I hope I can get a job as a secretary.

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DarkHippie

04-29-2002, 09:48 AM

right now i work as a temp part time and on sundays i read tarot at the local new age center (yes, I'm legit!)

my dream is to be a writer: short story or novelist. and also to do some non-fiction philosophy work too. Kinda like a cross between Russel Banks and Deepak Chopra

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Ryan the Great

04-29-2002, 09:50 AM

...and the parking is gay

I guess they make you back-in to the parking spot.

hahahahahaha. i get it.

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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

42nd-delay

04-29-2002, 11:48 AM

I work most of the day for an art and antiques website, helping manage their online content. As you can tell from when I'm posting this, it's intense and time consuming. I'm also an editor for a guidebook to New York City. As for aspirations, I hope to one day just do music for a living, the whole rock star dream I guess. I have a band at least - we practice every week. I'll let you know when we start playing out....

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AppleBoy

04-29-2002, 12:10 PM

I work for the government ..... the pay is decent & the work minimal, but its not what I'd really like to do.
I work for the government too and that about sums it up for me as well. I'm a mechanical engineer and I'm involved with construction management and facilities maintenance and repair. I'd really like to do more design work. The design work that we do get almost always gets sent out to a consulting engineer. I've applied to take the Professional Engineers exam in NJ. If I'm allowed to take it and if I pass it, then I'll probably try to find something a little more interesting.

iscream22

04-29-2002, 12:25 PM

Currently in high school.... sell cigars to middle schoolers.... HEY its a business dammit!!!

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JerryTaker

04-29-2002, 12:30 PM

I'm just kind of taking up space now. I'm employed, as a programmer, but I think my true calling is coffin-filler...

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04-29-2002, 12:31 PM

" Singer-Actor / Cartoonist".

...I know, I know, a strange combo...but I have earned $$ doing all three.
I have been drawing, and worked in the theatre since I was a little kid ( I'm NO MikeyD ), and I still sing.

I teach singing and acting - to kids, mainly - so it winds up being alot of improv. It alternates between true inspiration and massive headaches!
I also free-lance as a Cartoonist and portrait artist. It's frustrating to draw by deadline, which is any artist's main dilemna.
I have done posters, illustrated a few children's books, worked as part of a team for various theatre set designs, and the usual boring Logo stuff. Lots of variety. I prefer to do work that is more personalized, and have also done Cartoon "Murals" ( I feel so pretentious using that word ) on the walls of the Rich and Bored.
I am still learning Photoshop, etc., but I am happy with my drawing space, and a good pencil sharpener.
Creative, yes..but I also will teach at a Tennis Club four hours a week, so I can play for free!!

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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 4-29-02 @ 4:56 PM

04-29-2002, 12:58 PM

I want to add that I am constantly AMAZED and so impressed at how many talented, creative people there are on this Message Board!!

Artists, Musicians, Photographers, Writers, Florists ( yes, it's an art form ), Comedians ( insert Your OWN joke here ), and Poets....
I am truly lucky to be able to earn a living singing and drawing. I only WISH I were as prolific as so many of you!

Brother-Sheepie, Ivy, MikeyD, JerseyRich, Gvac, DanfromHoboken, 42nd Delay...to name a few..

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dicAMan

04-29-2002, 03:10 PM

I want to go in the army and be a combat photoagrapher. I'm going next year, but right now i'm stoned off my ass cutting my history class and taking pictures of hot girls. I don't have a job (well nothing legal) and I mooch off my parents and live in the basement while i finnish school, my dad pays child support until i'm 22. I'm 21 now and when i'm done with this semester i'm going to Flordia and enlisting. When I get out of the army I'm going to seton hall and live in the dorm and finish my history major and communications minor. Than I want to be a freelance war correspondent. And live out of suit case. The first place I would go would be Amenia to the fighting between the Armenians and the Azeris. If i didn't get much work I would apply for duel citizenship (i'm 1/2 Armenian) and go in to the Armenian Army and see if a war breaks out between the countries. If not I will come back to America and just chill and try to be a politition. Either that or open up a skate shop and smoke weed all day. Right now I have to go sober up and see if I can go to the second half of my 20th Century USII class or pick up some chick and go to the bar.

Fact: A cat will always blink when hit on the head with a hammer. Thats a fact.

BoxerAF

04-29-2002, 04:08 PM

I'm A Carpenter.

"The Future is a boot stomping on a face forever."------ George Orwell

Take it easy Clarkey,

BoxerAF

nellie

05-08-2002, 05:06 AM

but I think my true calling is coffin-filler...

omg, no! you're true calling is being my friend! now turn that frown upside down!

grlnin for prom queen. nellie for prom king.

Ninja Lesbian

05-08-2002, 05:38 AM

Call me crazy boys, but someday i plan to quit my dad's steel mill and take the next bus to South Bend. Once there, after talking to coach Parseghian about how i was a highschool football hero despite my size and speed, and surely he'll let me on the team. Then i'll write back to my dead-end Midwest hometown and let everyone that i'm going to play football for Notre Dame. Does this sound a little far-fetched? It doesn't matter because what lack in size i more than make up for it in heart...that's right baby, right here, heart.

Aggie

05-08-2002, 06:17 AM

I'm an importer/exporter with Vandalay Industries

lmao!....Am I the only one that got that? So you're real name must be George Castanza?

I majored in journalism so I am doing writing/graphics for a pharmaceutical organization BUT I really want to work in sports. That's my passion-JimboSHU-we should look for a job together! I actually interned at the Meadowlands-it was great- and it gave me a taste of what I really want to do. I also paint on the side and make a little money doing that....

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Thanks for the help Earth2Ron, how can i ever repay you?!

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Aggie

05-08-2002, 07:20 AM

read tarot at the local new age center (yes, I'm legit!)

do you have to do that in person or can it be on the phone? i've always wanted to do that :)

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Thanks for the help Earth2Ron, how can i ever repay you?!

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cheezeemee

05-08-2002, 07:26 AM

I also breed prizewinning clams.

I make a helluva dip! :)

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angrymissy

05-08-2002, 07:58 AM

I assist 6 VP's in the Fraud Department of a major credit card company. I like my job. I get to make lots of pretty graphs and powerpoint presentations, and I'm proud to have a good job considering I crawled my way to get to where I am today. I also go to school part time in the summers, and want to viciously claw my way to the top of the corporate ladder so I can be a bitchy VP someday.

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brijjack

05-08-2002, 08:14 AM

I'm a graphic designer for a magazine company, and do freelance graphic and web design on the side. I'm also a taraus, and my turn-offs are people who smoke and women named Bill.

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Justice4all

06-11-2004, 08:48 AM

Simple question.
I do not think I have seen a what-do-you-do thread on here in a while, if ever.
So what do you do? What profession are you in or want to be in? I know we still have students on here so this included you as well.

Me? I am an Account Executive for a mortgage company. (mortgage rep.) best job I ever had. Small but growing company, VERY flexable hours and work schedual. I actually like comming into work. Only downside? It is a commision job.
I always wanted to be a cop though, that was before I worked with some of them.

Anyway...what about you?

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dcpete

06-11-2004, 08:49 AM

i'm going to be starting college next year at clemson.

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I am not allowed
To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me

TheMojoPin

06-11-2004, 08:50 AM

Used to work for the government.

Now I run a bookstore and am finishing my schooling ever so slowly.

"EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY-WOOKS!"

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jeffdwright2001

06-11-2004, 08:55 AM

I'm a level 11 mage/ranger half-elf.

Oh wait . . . that was in High School. Now, I'm a 11+ year computer geek whose working as a Contract Specialist on the GSA Schedule for CDW-G.

I think I'd rather be a level 11 mage/ranger half-elf.

Jennitalia

06-11-2004, 08:55 AM

I'm a client relations manager for a direct marketing/database company. We handle data enhancements and NCOA stuff for direct marketer's files, update their databases, and handle some mailing selections. The company itself sucks. In the 3 years I've been here, there have been major layoffs, paycuts, change in health benefits (for the worse) and no more bonuses. On the positive side, I have an awesome boss. She's like a second mom. She's always been good to me. She hooked me up with extra overtime when we still got it, and now she'll let me take days off and not dock me for it. And, she's a trip to go out and drink with. I also get to work from home, which is just the best!

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 08:57 AM

I just finished my degree in Electrical Engineering. In dec. I will be earning my second bachelors of science in Computer Engineering.

Right now I am the lead developer for a consulting company who's main project is to re-design, code, and impliment a new database / computer system for an insurance company. We are also trying to tie this database in qith quickbooks to automatiucally reconsile and pay any bills. Along with that, I am my companys network admin and in charge or technology spending. I like my job a lot, and have great hours 8:30 - 4:30 and never a minute of overtime.
Part time, at nights from 5-6, I tutor 3 highschool girls in Algebra 2 and SAT math.

Once I finish my second degree, I may start to look for a job in the engineering field, but I am still undecided. I like where I work now, and I am not sure if I want to leave.

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

This message was edited by JPMNICK on 6-11-04 @ 1:00 PM

Freakshow

06-11-2004, 09:00 AM

GIS--Geographic Information Systems for those who aren't familiar.

My company has a contract with FEMA (yes, it's true they're planning to take over the world) to provide flood plain maps for insurance. I've been working on a side contract with the state of North Carolina for the past two years, maping their flood plains for insurance.

It's dreadfully boring stuff, really.

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TheMojoPin

06-11-2004, 09:04 AM

I'm a level 11 mage/ranger half-elf.

"I'm Carlos the dwarf!"

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Tazz

06-11-2004, 09:07 AM

Environmental Consultant -

We do site assessments of commercial property. When one wants to purchase or refinance on a commercial property, the bank will hire us to do a thorough history, visual inspection, and State and Federal EPA and DEP search to make sure that there is nothing on the site, or has never been on the site, that could have cause environmental problems.

If we find evidence that there was, we then do soil and groundwater sampling to determine whether contamination is present.

It sucks and pays jack shit unless you own the company.

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jeffdwright2001

06-11-2004, 09:11 AM

Wow. We're much more exciting on the board than off of it.

These job descriptions make us sound so. . . . so . . . adult. Sigh.

Of course, it's not like I can tell you about my superpowers because that would be too dang........uhm nevermind.

SilentSpic

06-11-2004, 09:13 AM

Pricing Supervisor for the Nassau County. I have no idea what needs to be done but I can fire people so that makes me happy.

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 09:13 AM

No wonder we all post like whores on here, our real lives and jobs are drier than sandpaper. This thread should be called "job explanations that can put you to sleep"

EDIT: Jeff and I were on the same page with this one!

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

This message was edited by JPMNICK on 6-11-04 @ 1:14 PM

Hottub

06-11-2004, 09:27 AM

System and Network Administrator
MIS Director
Troubleshooter - Hardware and software
Blah, blah, Blah

OK, enough with the fancy titles. I am the computer guy for a small private company. Kind of boring and shitty work, but there are plusses...

Being system administrator, I can override blocks on porn sites, I have alias email accounts on the company's domain. Since I have all of the passwords, etc I can pretty much do whatever I like. On slow days (like today) I can easily spend 4 or five hours surfing, downloading, posting...

As a quick aside, is there anybody out there who could write my a quick little script that can be activated by a hot-key? I would like to be able to hit, say, F1 and have a spreadsheet or something pop up in case the boss is coming, and I'm looking at filth.

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 09:40 AM

I am going to work on that right now for ya! i have a 2:00 meeting with the Bob's, but after that I am free.

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

jocefus

06-11-2004, 10:01 AM

during the day i work for in a help desk for a computer company in staten island...3-4 nights a week i work at a music rehersal/recording studio in union new jersey...

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

fiestygal

06-11-2004, 10:06 AM

My weekend job is in Ambler, Pa at a pizzaria

I only have one more class- meaning one semester left at university soon to be getting my B.S. in Fashion Design

Currently for the summer i reside in Brooklyn and intern with NO PAY for NORMA KAMALI and M.R.S.

other than that i sell ROCKS on the side....

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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Furtherman

06-11-2004, 10:24 AM

I work at everyone's favorite network, MTV.

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 11:48 AM

Hottub or anyone else interested.

Take the following commands and paste them into a notepad document. Name the document workfile.vbs. Save it somewhere on your system, mine is on my desktop.

set WSHShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

Set appWord = Wscript.CreateObject("Word.Application")

appWord.Visible = TRUE

appWord.Documents.Open("P:My DocumentsWord Documentsmytestfile.doc")

Set appWord = Nothing

The only thing you need to change is the file location above to where ever you keep your word documents. My Documents are kept on the server, hence the p: before everything else. the mytestfile.doc is the name of the word document that automatically opens to make it look like you are doing work. Just point that directory to any filename you want.

One this is done and saved on your drive, right click on it and create a shortcut. You can keep the shortcut right next to the original file. Then right click the shortcut and goto properties. Inside there, on the bottom 1/2 should be a section for a shortcut key. Click inside there and then press whatever key combination you want. I would suggest using something like ctrl-altl-z. That is pretty easy to hit in a hurry.

This should work, PM or post here if you have any questions.

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

This message was edited by JPMNICK on 6-11-04 @ 4:05 PM

blakjeezis

06-11-2004, 11:53 AM

Industrial Scale Technician - Huh? What? Plumber, electrician, programmer, laborer, machinist, engineer, architect, general contractor and salesman.

I fix and install scales. Electric, mechanical, you name it. From the one in your doctor's office, to the truck scales on the side of the road. That's me. It's fun, I see all different types of stuff. Even if it's just for weighing the mail, pretty much every company uses scales. Yesterday I was at the Bronx Zoo installing a scale for weighing elephants, all the Benjamin Moore plants fill their paint cans by weight with my scales, Brookdale Nat'l Lab's where they developed the A-Bomb use my scales, Ruby-Foo's, Tao, The Russian Tea Room (before it closed) use my scales, Fairway Markets use my scales, Solomon Smith Barney (or whatever they're called now) use a shitload of my scales. See? All types of places. Meatpackers, bakeries, supermarkets, hospitals. Even NBC rented one recently for the Today Show. It's not something a lot of people think of, but scales are everywhere.

Oh yeah, and I'm tortoise-ing my way to the finish line of college.

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 11:56 AM

Meatpackers, bakeries, supermarkets, hospitals.

Fudge Packers too?

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-11-2004, 12:02 PM

Senior Production Editor-- I'm paid to turn manuscripts into bound books and to be a spelling nazi.

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

Lumber

06-11-2004, 12:03 PM

For 11 1/2 yrs. I was a Dietary Foodservice Director in N.J. Now I work for the Government on Long Island. And an official p/t Tookie Taster

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 12:04 PM

Senior Production Editor-- I'm paid to turn manuscripts into bound books and to be a spelling nazi.

You must get ulcers when you read my posts.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-11-2004, 12:05 PM

You must get ulcers when you read my posts.

Ummm, yeahhhhh, I read your posts. ;p

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

blakjeezis

06-11-2004, 12:10 PM

So Alice, like in a movie or on TV or something whenever there's a cgaracter and they're an author and they say, "I just got a call from my editor," or something, is that you?

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Hottub

06-11-2004, 12:11 PM

Hey JPMNick. It worked like a charm. Thanks a lot. Good work.

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jeffdwright2001

06-11-2004, 12:11 PM

Senior Production Editor-- I'm paid . . . to be a spelling nazi.
No soup . . . S-O-U-P . . . soup for you!!
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JustJon

06-11-2004, 12:23 PM

Computer Programmer, Project Manager, other assorted IT bullshit. Have a Masters Degree and everything [insert Al Dukes joke]

Was wokring for a major pharmaceutical company, got laid off, been sitting home, collecting checks (continued to be paid for a finite time) and working on Chaotic Computing (http://www.chaoticcomputing.com)

Now working on Chaotic Computing and looking for some fulltime work.

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Freakshow

06-11-2004, 12:42 PM

<img src=http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/simpson5.jpg>

I play a millionaire at parties.

At least i'd like to.

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T.D_Jakes

06-11-2004, 12:49 PM

Bishop, husband, author and motivational speaker.

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JohnnyCash

06-11-2004, 12:56 PM

I have an architectural rendering company.

WALKtheLINEdesigns.com (http://www.walkthelinedesigns.com)

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Big thanks to Monsterone.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-11-2004, 12:56 PM

So Alice, like in a movie or on TV or something whenever there's a cgaracter and they're an author and they say, "I just got a call from my editor," or something, is that you?

It depends-- I work with authors once Editorial (the Acquisitions and Developmental editors) has finalized and completed a clean and well-thought out manuscript. But yes, I'm one of many editors that the author works with.

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

A.J.

06-11-2004, 01:22 PM

I work for the Chief of Naval Operations' Surface Warfare Directorate in the Future Ships branch. I help budget for andwrite the requirements for the DD(X) and CG(X) (future destroyer and cruiser respectively).

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A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

TheMojoPin

06-11-2004, 03:03 PM

Future Ships

AKA "The Philadelphia Experiment"....RIGHT?!?

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reeshy

06-11-2004, 03:13 PM

I have an architectural rendering company.

That's funny...I'm in the rendering business too....fat rendering...maybe we should do lunch one day!!!

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furie

06-11-2004, 03:27 PM

I'm a Supervisory Inspector for DHS.

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Def Dave in SC

06-11-2004, 03:43 PM

I'm a cook at IHOP, but only for like 2 more months. I'll be going to Clemson in the fall.

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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig

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JPMNICK

06-11-2004, 03:52 PM

I work for the Chief of Naval Operations' Surface Warfare Directorate in the Future Ships branch. I help budget for andwrite the requirements for the DD(X) and CG(X) (future destroyer and cruiser respectively).

So far my vote for coolest job yet

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

Tenbatsuzen

06-11-2004, 04:00 PM

I work for a radio station. I get constantly tooled on.

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Heather 8

06-11-2004, 04:03 PM

Account Processing Specialist in the Consumer Branch Loan Boarding department for a major bank. I type really fast and work with numbers and stuff.

Not what I want to do (hell, I haven't a clue what I really want to do for a living), but it (barely) pays the bills.

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irishkb

06-11-2004, 05:08 PM

I am a site supervisor for a pretty big security company.. i run a site for a very large pharm company....

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DJEvelEd

06-11-2004, 07:24 PM

Manager of conference planning. I do everything from mic mixes and worldwide broadcasting using satellite, fiber, PolycomT or cable, to banquet arrangement, sound & projection (and even tending bar like today!)

I've been so busy lately, I haven't had time to think about shit! (F‘cesT!!!)

Thanks Katylina, Monsterone, you make the shittiest sigs.
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Snoogans

06-11-2004, 07:28 PM

i deliver restaraunt supplies

also, i snowboard, skate, play golf, etc... but i dont get paid for those

i eat and sleep, and occasionally drink things as well

i play video games

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GO SAUX!!!!!
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sr71blackbird

06-11-2004, 08:00 PM

I'm an inside sales rep for a utility company who fields calls, qualifies customers who want gas for either heating or other things, set appointments between residencial customers and plumbers and commercial customers and company reps. I use several software and mapping applications simultaniously and make outbound calls to people who have asked (very little "cold calling"). I'm involved in many aspects of the marketing process. I can handle 3 regions at once, LI, NYC, and New England. Handle emergency calls like leaks and stuff. I like it because it is very diverse and enjoyable helping people get what they want.

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Contra

06-11-2004, 11:02 PM

I am a professional slacker

Another Contra and LSP joint production
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Easy come easy go...Live is but a dream...See you space cowboy

zathrus

06-12-2004, 01:45 AM

I work for the United States Postal Service.

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Katylina

06-12-2004, 03:34 AM

Special Educator/Behavior Therapist for children with autism/PDD

Specializing in:
ABA, Functional Communication, PECS, socialization skills, Community/Home/School Based Therapy

I work in a private school for children with Autism and do behavior consulting/SEIT work through an agency on the side.

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Reephdweller

06-12-2004, 04:44 AM

I am an administrator for an overnight shipping company. I work for the director of customer relations for America. I oversee the operation of twelve call centers. I monitor the performance, statistics, forecasting, etc.

A majority of the work I do is technical. I install all the hardware and software for the offices in the area, as well as upgrades, maintain the network and provide help desk support. It is definitely a job where I wear many hats. I also do human resources and administrative work as well.

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DreamWeaver

06-12-2004, 08:31 AM

I'm a massage therapist. I also work in the field for an electrical contracting company while finishing school....doing basically clerical work, managing etc. We do all the electrical work for the major power plants you see on the Turnpike. We also have jobs at Merck(where I'm at now) and we've done the Jersey Gardens Mall, Essex County Correctinal Facility, and the Hudson Bergan Light Rail to name a few.

Come Febuary I will be able to call myself a Certified Massage Therapist and will hopefully own my own business.

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FUNKMAN

06-12-2004, 09:38 AM

i'm a Sr Network Analyst at a major corporation and I'll take US History for 200...Alex

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Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2004, 10:00 AM

*edit this actually wasn't very funny and could be taken out of context.

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Mike Teacher

06-12-2004, 01:18 PM

I work for the United States Postal Service.

I saw the flag at half mast. You know what that usually means when you see that at the Post Office?

They're Hiring!

[rimshot]

or as Crazy Jen would say: De-Doo-Doosh!!

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reeshy

06-12-2004, 02:34 PM

Most people, who count on this board, know what I do and what I did for a living. I was a detective with the NYPD for **** years and now I am a registered nurse with a clinic who deals with heroin addicts. I just can't get away from those people!!!!
I have an opportunity to change my career (again) possibly working in the security field since I have the experience (I know how to shoplift). Seriously, I'm looking into a new federal job (since they can't discriminate against age...thank God!!!)

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JustJon

06-12-2004, 03:22 PM

I just can't get away from those people!!!!
So stop dealing heroin!

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Doogie

06-12-2004, 05:04 PM

I help provide the blanket of freedom so that all of you slackers can sit here and post all day bitching about the general malaise that is your life.

Ahhhh who the hell am I kidding, I get paid by the government to fold T-Shirts into 6-inch squares, go to classes, and hang around in my PJ's from 5PM. All in the name of freedom and liberty of course ;p

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Lumber

06-12-2004, 05:33 PM

Hey Reeshy! Where are my Damn Biscuits!

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reeshy

06-12-2004, 05:36 PM

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This message was edited by reeshy on 6-12-04 @ 9:36 PM

reeshy

06-12-2004, 05:38 PM

Hey Reeshy! Where are my Damn Biscuits!

First, I would take your vital signs....then I would take your medical history and minister to your every need...then I would tell you to go fuck yourself and escort you to the door myself!!!!!

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SatCam

06-12-2004, 05:50 PM

I'm contractually bound to public school for the next two years.

<img src="http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig86_general_craigcoleman.jpg" align="right"><A HREF="http://www.satelitecam.tk">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</A>
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TheMojoPin

06-12-2004, 08:43 PM

What do you do..

"...with a drunken sailor/Er-ligh in the mornin'!!!"

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

erole

06-12-2004, 09:20 PM

What do you do..

I do the dew.

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~he knows a little

AngelAmy

06-13-2004, 04:51 AM

i am an operations agent for a delivery company. i answer phone calls, trace packages, data enter, process freight, sometimes i dispatch, i secure freight on the dock, i help people at the counter that come to either drop of packages or who want to send something out.

basically i polish off all of our drivers mistakes and take all the bullshit from the very rude new jersey customers.

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
110% Shenannigans

Tenbatsuzen

06-13-2004, 07:03 AM

i am an operations agent for a delivery company.

In other words, Amy's all about the box.

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TastelessGinny

06-13-2004, 07:38 AM

I am the overnight producer for MIX1027FM.

reeshy

06-13-2004, 09:08 AM

i polish off all of our drivers

Is that code?????

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AngelAmy

06-13-2004, 06:37 PM

10-4

i handle packages for a living

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
110% Shenannigans

This message was edited by AngelAmy on 6-13-04 @ 10:37 PM

MHasegawa

06-13-2004, 06:56 PM

Pretty soon, I'll be a dirty cart returner at Pathmark.

Other
-Pro Wrestler for about 2 years (yeah go ahead and chuckle)
-Soon to be kickboxer (Muay Thai)

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
http://volcano.photobucket.com/albums/v11/DKMH1/Misc/untitled.bmp

HBox

06-13-2004, 07:02 PM

I used to be a writer for an entertainment magazine on the Jersey Shore. I was working there part-time over the winter, but my health has made even that extremely diffcult.

So I'm a disabled and out of work journalist.

http://www.myimgs.com/random/hbox/sig

TastelessGinny

06-13-2004, 09:34 PM

Pretty soon, I'll be a dirty cart returner at Pathmark.

Years ago--like 20 years ago--I did something similar for some extra money: I changed the ads in supermarket shopping carts.

Pay was terrible, and the first time I had to do it in the snow I changed the ads, went home, and called the boss & quit.

Because I am a big pussy, is why.

<img src="http://www.ginnysanchez.com/pix/lynnie.gif" align="left">Ron & Fez Class of 2000 Old-old-old school crew

BigKilla

06-14-2004, 03:52 AM

United States Coast Guard, in the 5 plus years it has never gotten dull.

reeshy

06-14-2004, 05:09 AM

United States Coast Guard

BigKilla....hello brother....I was in for 4 years myself..came out as an ASM1...Semper Paratus!!!!

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Mike Teacher

06-14-2004, 05:52 AM

Well I should explain 'the Teacher' part. 1991-1997 = full time high school teacher in NJ. In taught at Monmouth U as a lab assistant/lecturer. Now I consult on the essays that ETS [Educational Testing Service; the peeps who make the SAT, MCAT, GRE, HSTW, and a few others] develops, and score them to see a] how the person is answering and b] how good the question is. Zzzzz, but I dont know of a better place to get the pulse of the state of our education system. I just finished working on the CAHSEE essays, its a california standardized test every high school senior took. And I worked on the No CHild Left Behind thing; shaking my head the entire time. '

'Ummm, sir? I think we're leaving some behind...'

Summer now, so its off season there

Asbury Park Press Board of Contributors: If I write an opinion piece, unless its a piece of shit, they publish it; yeah I even have that little photo with my byline.

Radio: Did Voice work for a station last summer, and as mentioned on my call Friday night, Cameron and I have been discussing show possibilities. In short he likes my voice and production, but im in NJ and the show is in VA, so for now I do stuff for R+F, mostly harass them with endless bits and audio; about 10% gets to air, and of that half is good, so by my estimate 19 out of 20 things I submit make it, and thats cool.

Proudest production moment: hearing the Fastest Hour opening and realizing 'ok there... and there... and there... those are my drops.' They last not even a second, but hey, they used it. Holy shit I should send you guys MY Fastest Hour Opening; I made one with my voice, they loved it but it had too many drops in it. Gotta find that; you think they use a Swoosh? You should hear the one I suggested? Its a recording of a fucking real fighter jet flyby.

Theres more but this is too long and self-absorbed anyway.

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fiestygal

06-14-2004, 07:07 AM

i think MIKE'S post was the most elequently written post in this thread...HA- ZAAA! to you and your college eductaion my friend.....see what a teaching degree can get you guys- elequent wording...

ain't those some pretty werdin'.... :p

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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THANX TENB

Reynolds

06-12-2007, 03:11 AM

cupcakelove

06-12-2007, 03:12 AM

I post on ronfez.net.

Reynolds

06-12-2007, 03:20 AM

I post on ronfez.net.

Just realized I put this topic in the wrong board, I guess a professional poster like yourself would never do such a thing.

torker

06-12-2007, 05:04 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Batman121_mr_zero.jpg

A.J.

06-12-2007, 05:27 AM

[QUOTE=mudeater;1350718]Not sure if this has been discussed before, but it's a pretty vague string to search for. QUOTE]

It has been (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212&highlight=future+ship+programs).

And here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39302&highlight=surface+warfare)

bigredd

06-12-2007, 05:57 AM

I sell lumber and various other building materials (things of that nature) in one of the fastest growing areas of the country. My 15 year anniversary just went by,

Tenbatsuzen

06-12-2007, 06:08 AM

I'm Tall James' Au Pair.

furie

06-12-2007, 06:16 AM

wow, what brought this back up?
It's great to read posts by those that have dropped off.

I'm an Inspector for the Transportation Security Administration.
basicly i enforce federal regulations (49 CFR 1500's) on the airports, aircarriers, cargo shippers and a bunch of smaller entites that work in the various modes of transportation.

grlNIN

06-12-2007, 06:33 AM

Missionary work.

Death Metal Moe

06-12-2007, 06:39 AM

I take blind turkeys out to shit.

Hottub

06-12-2007, 06:44 AM

Check my profile.

bobrobot

06-12-2007, 06:46 AM

I am a professional hobo!!!

http://hobojeepers.tripod.com/images/Hobo.jpg
(no... hobo...)

RogerPodacter

06-12-2007, 06:55 AM

I'm a sheep shephard.

Actually i engineer junk where they make the fez stents.

thejives

06-12-2007, 06:59 AM

This time of year, I'm a sandcastle contractor down at the beach.

JustJon

06-12-2007, 07:07 AM

I am a professional hobo!!!

(no... hobo...)

hobo bobo?

celery

06-12-2007, 07:18 AM

I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

drusilla

06-12-2007, 08:10 AM

i put band-aid's on athletes with bloody boo boos

Wallower

06-12-2007, 08:14 AM

I'm a systems engineer for a major guitar company. The work and the pay are great considering I didn't go to school for this type of work. I would like to get back into 3d animation or at least start to do it on the side, but I will probably just milk the IT market for a while longer. I'm also looking to move out of Tennessee in the near future.

Don Stugots

06-12-2007, 10:21 AM

Missionary work.

good to know, can you put up a new retaining wall in my mom's backyard? i never pictured you as a bricklayer.

King Hippos Bandaid

06-12-2007, 10:23 AM

i put band-aid's on athletes with bloody boo boos

Thanks for your help. Little Mac is Dead in the next Match

:king:

patsopinion

06-12-2007, 10:31 AM

im a rapping drop kicking ninja

i also make sure this board is as dysfunctional as possible

Midkiff

06-12-2007, 10:33 AM

I'm basically an unappreciated slave.

Wallower

06-12-2007, 11:51 AM

Not sure if this has been discussed before, but it's a pretty vague string to search for. What do you people do for living, me? I work at Sysco, a food warehouse, as a freezer selector. 28 Now, worked in a warehouse since I was 18.

Did you pick up the theme of the other thread subliminally? It was active earlier today.
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212
(http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12212)

SatCam

06-12-2007, 11:56 AM

slacker

Fat_Sunny

06-12-2007, 12:08 PM

slacker

But Not For Too Much Longer! :lol:

bobrobot

06-12-2007, 12:22 PM

hobo bobo?

ha ha ha... rhymes...

List of 700 Hobo names & illustrations...(click) (http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/hoboes.html)

http://www.galleryone.com/images/rockwell/rockwell-fleeing-hobo.jpg

crb1

06-12-2007, 12:30 PM

I move the left-hand toolbar of ronfez.net off the side of my screen so no one wanders past my desk, sees the half-naked chicks, and reports me to HR.

Dan-E

06-12-2007, 12:39 PM

i punch fish in the face

Soupy_Dreck

06-12-2007, 12:42 PM

i pick fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves

Reynolds

06-12-2007, 02:47 PM

sailor

06-12-2007, 03:35 PM

i count money

Death Metal Moe

06-12-2007, 03:45 PM

I'm the manager of the Parts Department at a local RV dealership. I really need another person in my department, so right now I'm under a lot of stress and have way too much to do in the middle of our busy season.

But the place is close, most of our customers are actually very nice and the people I work with everyday are all very cool, friendly and willing to help me. So in the end I couldn't ask for much more.

reillyluck

06-12-2007, 03:49 PM

im a supervisor in the finance department of a retail company. i tell people what to do while im on ronfez.net. greatest job EVER!

MHasegawa

06-12-2007, 03:50 PM

im a maintenance man/groundskeeper at st joes hospital in paterson. one perk at my job is seeing about 10-15 crackheads each day head to the scrapyard with shopping carts full of any metal they can steal.

Badinia

06-12-2007, 04:15 PM

I work at an athletic shoe and apparel company in Beaverton, OR. You've never heard of it. I'm an apparel developer, which is like a project manager but for clothes. I get to go to Asia a lot. And for some reason, there's a Gran Turismo driving simulator in my hallway.
http://www.badinia.com/granturismo.jpg

Evidently, it helps people design shoes.

I make about $500/year doing comedy, but it's much more fun and creatively engaging. I have to remind myself all the time that the day job is what pays the mortgage.

mhaugan

06-12-2007, 04:19 PM

I left finance because I hated the dryball nature of it and its monotony. I intend to go to grad school full time and get an MBA in Management and marketing and work for
a small consumer products firm.

I have been quite lucky that I have found a job in finance that I enjoy. I work for a well known bank who's name is mentioned in a famous Meridith Wilson musical, and help create the budget for their technology division.

PopPop

06-12-2007, 04:56 PM

i pick fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves

How is the pay?

drjoek

06-12-2007, 06:16 PM

How is the pay?

All the flys you can eat

runnerkid

06-12-2007, 06:57 PM

sales.

i sell these:
http://www.zappos.com/images/128/128368/3034-212159-d.jpg

and started my own company producing/selling these:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/runnerkid/trkfld-profile-6-small.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/runnerkid/trkfld-profile-11-small.jpg

Chainsaw

06-12-2007, 06:58 PM

I'm a dentist. I've met my career aspirations...other than being a rich dentist. I'm a poor one right now.

drjoek

06-12-2007, 07:00 PM

I'm kind of a big deal

runnerkid

06-12-2007, 07:01 PM

double post. want to see what one of these pups has legs..

sales.

i sell these:
http://www.zappos.com/images/128/128368/3034-212159-d.jpg

and started my own company producing/selling these:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/runnerkid/trkfld-profile-6-small.jpg

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/runnerkid/trkfld-profile-11-small.jpg

drjoek

06-12-2007, 07:02 PM

I'm a dentist. I've met my career aspirations...other than being a rich dentist. I'm a poor one right now.

No one stays a poor dentist for long. Pay back your loans and youll be on easy street

Fat_Sunny

06-12-2007, 07:03 PM

I'm a dentist. I've met my career aspirations...other than being a rich dentist. I'm a poor one right now.

What Do You Recommend For Night Grinders Who Absolutely Cannot Tolerate Those Plastic Retainer Things?

Judge Smails

06-12-2007, 07:15 PM

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

Ritalin

06-12-2007, 07:22 PM

epo

06-12-2007, 07:46 PM

I do communications for a major health care provider. Cool job & I get to listen to Ron & Fez in my office everyday!

runnerkid

06-12-2007, 07:50 PM

Wow, thanks for the kind words!!

http://www.trkfld.com/

http://www.myspace.com/trkfld

Fez4PrezN2008

06-12-2007, 07:51 PM

I callz da guyz wid da truks to haul shitz from da faktory to da Syscos an shitz.
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Fat_Sunny

06-12-2007, 07:54 PM

Runnerkid: Very Cool!!

Do You Have A Job Shop Or Factory In The USA, Or Do They Come From Overseas?

Do You Sell Through Retailers, Or Just On-Line? What Kind Of Retailers?

WTG !!!

FUNKMAN

06-12-2007, 08:04 PM

i'm a Sr Network Analyst... can you believe I actually have to use my brain to do my job? :smile:

i have to say the technology is getting way ahead of me but my boss who is a networking genius gives me good reviews. i may not solve every problem but I don't let a problem slip through the cracks and make him look bad. i troubleshoot and know when escalation is needed. hopefully 10 and 1/2 more years and I can retire at 55 with full benefits. i think I just jinxed myself. this field has been hit hard with outsourcing...

runnerkid

06-12-2007, 08:08 PM

Runnerkid: Very Cool!!

Do You Have A Job Shop Or Factory In The USA, Or Do They Come From Overseas?

Do You Sell Through Retailers, Or Just On-Line? What Kind Of Retailers?

WTG !!!

Thanks!

They are made in China. I am part of the new global economy.

They just kind of hit the market. It is a project I have been working on for 2 years. I put together a bunch of bags myself out of awning material. My friends loved them. So I wanted to get them mass produced. Took out a loan against my house...flew to China like 15 times...and now...they are out.

I am from Philly, so we were in a few shops here. We got some good press out of the gate so we sold all of our inventory pretty quick. We just got a refresh of all the styles, so we are back in business and looking to expand into more retailers.

In Philly right now we are in :

http://www.ubiqlife.com/
http://www.myspace.com/deepxsleep

Fat_Sunny

06-12-2007, 08:16 PM

Have You Thought ABout Calling On QVC? They Are In West Chester And Sell Boatloads Of Products.

F_S Had A Line With Them In 92-93 And When A Product Clicks, It REALLY CLicks.

Ritalin

06-12-2007, 08:45 PM

Have You Thought ABout Calling On QVC? They Are In West Chester And Sell Boatloads Of Products.

F_S Had A Line With Them In 92-93 And When A Product Clicks, It REALLY CLicks.

What kind of line did you sell with QVC, Corpulent Clarion?

sexy bastard

06-12-2007, 09:02 PM

I never finished writing my second book...lost the desire...but

I am still in hotel management with one of the largest companies in the world....I also have recently been training employees in other states about food and beverage policies.

drusilla

06-12-2007, 10:13 PM

Chip196

06-13-2007, 05:41 AM

I am an IT Manager for a pretty large company. Although I never dreamed of doing this, it's a pretty good and tollerable job. I get to listen to R&F normally uninterupted, and sometimes I even get to post in the listening thread, so how bad could it be? I also am a Volunteer Fireman.

I never had a huge passion for any career growing up ... I wanted to be in Radio or a Chef, but they're too difficult to work your way up in those industries and I didn't have the drive or passion for it. I think I dreamt more about hitting the lotto so I could travel often than anything else.

AgnosticJihad

06-13-2007, 11:01 AM

I sell my sperm to fertility clinics. The pay isn't the best, but I get by. I'm just dreading the day someone realizes what kinds of horrific genetic dysfunctions I'm passing on. Then I guess I'll have to resort to selling empty soda cans to recycling centers, or kicking the shit out of the homeless and stealing the change they've spent the day begging for.

Arch Stanton

06-13-2007, 11:08 AM

[QUOTE=Hosp;152583]I'm an importer/exporter with Vandalay Industries.

Stole the thread. Awesome.:lol:

Chainsaw

06-13-2007, 02:58 PM

What Do You Recommend For Night Grinders Who Absolutely Cannot Tolerate Those Plastic Retainer Things?

full mouth extractions....the only definitive cure for grinders! :)

tough to give a serious answer without seeing you in person...i'd try as hard as you can to love those nightguards...they can be a life saver!

Don Stugots

06-13-2007, 03:09 PM

lleeder

06-13-2007, 03:32 PM

I drive a coffee truck. I basically drive around all day to factories, offices, and construction sites and sell people food drinks and snacks. Its pretty low stress and I can people watch all day long. I listen to O&A and Ron and Fez with little interuption while I do it. I aspire to do something else but I lack motivation and desire.

Don Stugots

06-13-2007, 03:42 PM

Hottub

06-13-2007, 03:44 PM

I wish the coffe truck stopped by my job. I even know the guy who has my area, Mark.

He's a good guy. I meet up with him at Al's sometimes when I drop the car off for service.

lleeder

06-13-2007, 03:52 PM

lleeder, i think that is a very good job. do you work for yourself?

No I have a boss but I work in a really nice area. I go to mostly offices so I see alot of nice women. My father owned a bunch of them and sold them all before he died. He wanted me to do something different with my life. Looks I disappointed him :down:...kidding its all good :thumbup:

Don Stugots

06-13-2007, 03:55 PM

Lleeder, my mafiaso uncle once told me (as he got into his latest cadillac) that as long as you can sleep at night with a clear head about what you do for a living, you will be alright. then he puffed his cigar and went to bang his Gumare in AC.

sexy bastard

06-13-2007, 03:59 PM

GET BACK TO WRITING!

I would but just never got the urge...maybe i should start from scratch and not try to finish and just start something new

furie

06-13-2007, 05:44 PM

Kurto2021

06-14-2007, 06:04 AM

I am a tax analyst for a tax software company. I currently specialize in partnership returns for the states of New Jersey, Indiana, Iowa, Arkansas, Connecticut, and North Carolina. I basically write the code that calculates the return.

Mangoat

06-14-2007, 07:10 AM

I manage the tech support team at a Datacenter in Tampa, FL.

Midkiff

06-14-2007, 07:14 AM

I'm a porn star.

StupidGirlllll

06-14-2007, 07:59 AM

I wish the coffe truck stopped by my job. I even know the guy who has my area, Mark.

He's a good guy. I meet up with him at Al's sometimes when I drop the car off for service.

AL'S DINER on Communipaw?

envirogator

07-23-2007, 11:48 AM

I'm amazed at the cross-section of professions that post on this board/listen to the show...

Anybody out there in the environmental business? I am the VP of Operations of an environmental consulting and remediation and emergency response company.

buzzard

07-23-2007, 12:46 PM

I retired from commercial fishing as of 3/16/90 at the age of 32.I spend most of my time collecting music,movies & friends via the internet,I enjoy listening to O&A,R&F,seeing my Dad,& hanging with my wife.Most people say they'd go crazy living my life,I think it'd be a lot worse with some dickhead telling me what to do or to show up @ a certain time/place.Sincerely,Wil:smile:

Jughead

07-23-2007, 12:54 PM

dolemyte

07-23-2007, 12:55 PM

World Sprint QA Coordinator for UbiSoft's cell phone division... I yell at people world wide to test harder basically, plus i make a ton of standards and checklists

buzzard

07-23-2007, 01:25 PM

Were you on deadliest catch??...That does sound cool though....I'm a automotive title transfer agent....That ole gag!!!
The deadiest catch is pretty recent..when I worked in Akutan,the whole Island was a small shack,Dutch Harbor Airport wasn't paved...it was fun though...20 hours a day 7 days a week..lots of "fun"...can ya get me a deal on a Jaguar?:dry:...yer a good egg Jug!

envirogator

07-23-2007, 01:29 PM

World Sprint QA Coordinator for UbiSoft's cell phone division... I yell at people world wide to test harder basically, plus i make a ton of standards and checklists

Do you work for Sprint or UbiSoft? My office is in eyesite of the Sprint World HDQ. One of my biggest customers and has been for years.

dolemyte

07-23-2007, 02:19 PM

Do you work for Sprint or UbiSoft? My office is in eyesite of the Sprint World HDQ. One of my biggest customers and has been for years.

UbiSoft (Gameloft), Sprint is one of our biggest carriers

moochcassidy

07-24-2007, 01:36 AM

freelance tv cameraman. means im self employed and work from home alot so i can listen to the buddays. its an ok gig..pretty easy, but i want to direct my own shit...music videos or short films or summink

A.J.

07-24-2007, 03:05 AM

I buy ships that the Navy uses to kill people.

sailor

07-24-2007, 03:20 AM

No I have a boss but I work in a really nice area. I go to mostly offices so I see alot of nice women. My father owned a bunch of them and sold them all before he died. He wanted me to do something different with my life. Looks I disappointed him :down:...kidding its all good :thumbup:

the women??!

Hottub

07-24-2007, 04:39 AM

I buy ships that the Navy uses to kill people.

Best job desciption EVER!
Is that how it's worded on your resume'?

IamPixie

07-24-2007, 05:14 AM

I'm a program coordinator at non-profit art council.

ANC

07-24-2007, 05:29 AM

Network and Infrastructure Manager for a stevedoring company.

DarkHippie

07-24-2007, 06:26 AM

I am a human punching bag

JackStraw

07-24-2007, 06:44 AM

This thread is depressing, except of course...
I'm an importer/exporter with Vandalay Industries.

No wonder I am a professional twixter.

Kris10

07-24-2007, 07:47 AM

I'm a customer service rep for an electric and gas company in NJ. Been doing it for 10 yrs next year, I get paid really well so thats why I'm still there but I'm getting tired of the bs and looking to advance.

Gimp

07-25-2007, 09:48 AM

I'm an importer/exporter with Vandalay Industries.

<center>http://members.hometown.aol.com/good2goguynyc/images/sigpic4rent.jpg</center>

<center>Bad Words From Around The World</center> <center>Cockteaser</center>
Spanish:Calientahuevos
German:Schwanzhanslerin
French:Une allumeuse
Dutch:Teaser
Japanese:Jee-lah-shee-ohn-nah

no shit?

small world, i work in the latex division

ADF

07-25-2007, 09:55 AM

I just got a job as a 7th-grade English teacher in the Bronx. Haven't started yet but am looking forward to the stabbings.

Death Metal Moe

07-25-2007, 09:57 AM

I just got a job as a 7th-grade English teacher in the Bronx. Haven't started yet but am looking forward to the stabbings.

You'll be fine, just be nice to them if they axe you a question.

Fucking degenerates and their horrible English.

Hottub

07-25-2007, 09:58 AM

Good luck, ADF.

And good to see you again.

Death Metal Moe

07-25-2007, 09:59 AM

Good luck, ADF.

And good to see you again.

Oh shit, I completey forgot we haven't see ADF on here since the whole "Homeless Fez" thing.

Yea, welcome back handsome chin.

underdog

07-25-2007, 10:15 AM

I deliver lost luggage.

So when an airline loses your luggage, please don't be mean to the delivery guy.

sailor

07-25-2007, 12:29 PM

I just got a job as a 7th-grade English teacher in the Bronx. Haven't started yet but am looking forward to the stabbings.

what school?

MadBiker

07-25-2007, 12:35 PM

I just got a job as a 7th-grade English teacher in the Bronx. Haven't started yet but am looking forward to the stabbings.

Similar situation for me. I will be teaching 10th grade Enlish at the Paterson Charter School this summer.

Very new direction for my career. Looking forward to it (teaching, not stabbing).

Good luck ADF

Furtherman

07-25-2007, 12:37 PM

I guard the room that ADF has been kept in under lock and key for the past six mon....

Uh oh.

I need a new job.

envirogator

07-25-2007, 12:37 PM

I will be teaching 10th grade Enlish at the Paterson Charter School this summer.

God help todays youth!

just fucking with you...

MadBiker

07-25-2007, 12:39 PM

:tongue:God help todays youth!

just fucking with you...

Oh, no, this is the NEW Enlish - the "g" is silent

Jughead

07-25-2007, 12:43 PM

The deadiest catch is pretty recent..when I worked in Akutan,the whole Island was a small shack,Dutch Harbor Airport wasn't paved...it was fun though...20 hours a day 7 days a week..lots of "fun"...can ya get me a deal on a Jaguar?:dry:...yer a good egg Jug!

You are 2 Buddyyyy....Can I borrow 5000 I'm not having a steller month??...:tongue:

envirogator

07-25-2007, 12:47 PM

In 2000 I quit one company and had a non-compete for 6 months prior to starting with my new company. I taught two classes at a JC. I thought that was brutal and for the most part the students were there by choice. I cannot imagine teaching at the high school level. On behalf of all parents....thanks.

outlawfrank

07-25-2007, 01:20 PM