Pedophile judges

[ScottBaio]

Ron reminded me that I still have my pedophile children's pagent judges guide from my early days casting for Charles in Charge. From the official guide, here's the official scale:

<b>Scale for judging tightness</b>

***** - Condom
**** - Cooked ham
*** - Demi Moore
** - Grand Canyon
* - Fez's back door

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[Pootertoot]

Someone get that picture of Ron on the Jon Benet slide. He, quite possibly, is the funniest man ever if he has that.

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[vegeta]

A children's beauty pagent must be a pedophile's vision of heaven! Just htink of the sticky mess that the janitor has to clean up from under the judge's table.

And Scott, you made me laugh, and then you made me vomit! Funny as hell!

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[ScottBaio]

And Scott, you made me laugh, and then you made me vomit!

I think I'll have that put on my tombstone when I finally go out in a blaze of glory like the megastar that I am.

I rule.

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[JustJon]

Should we ask how the two casts of Charles in Charge compared on the scale?

And I look forward to reading about the day you go out in a blaze at the glory hole.

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[ScottBaio]

<b>Original Cast</b>

Jule Cobb (Jill) **
April Lerman (Lila) *****
Jennifer Runyon (Gwendolyn) ***

<b>Second Cast</b>
Josie Davis (Sara) ****
Nicole Eggert (Jamie) *
Sandra Kerns (Ellen) ***
<b>Ellen Travolta (Lillian)</b> *
Alex Polinsky (Adam) *****

I experiment.

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This message was edited by ScottBaio on 5-17-01 @ 10:31 PM

[skullcrush]

all those little girls in the pagent werent that hott without the make up on.jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on.

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This message was edited by skullcrush on 5-19-01 @ 7:08 PM

[erinmoran]

i believe that it was ellen travolta who played your mom lillian in charles in charge. She also played your mom in joanie loves chachi as well!!...how can you forget?!..ellen is also john travoltas's sister

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[sunndoggy8]

She's really his sister? I always wondered about that...good job erinmoran!!!

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[erinmoran]

oh yeah!!...she was also Epsteins mom in welcome back cocker...i mean Welcome back Kotter...*heh heh*....good show!

what is a sunndoggy anyway??

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