Ron is a youthful 61 and Fez just hit 83 the other day! Congratulations Fez! Look forward to their Veteran's Day Spectacular! The reason they do so many of the same type shows is that they tend to forget what happened the week before, and the last time Dumpy reminded them, he made Ron cry about his lost youth.
The "Babies" have a long history. It all started out with a six year old Vietnamese girl named Pai Gow who Ron took a liking to during the hardship of the war (for a loosely-based translation of this story, see "Leon: The Professional"). Throughout the 80's, the Babies mainly consisted of whatever female wandered off the street to the studio with coke. (Iris first appeared during these years,more youthful [read: early 90's) and with access to some high-quality blow) Ron and Fez, along with the babies, starred in many "Summer Comedies" during this period, most of which starring Anthony Michael Hall, the originals of which have all since been burned.
But then one day, Baby Sara stumbled into their lives. She was like a guardian angel, picking Ron up from his puddle of vomit, checking him into Rehab, then shooting him in the leg when he tried to escape. It was a tough love, but love nonetheless. Fez? Well, Fez at this point had spiralled into a dark abyss of young boys, coke, and reruns of "Sanford and Son"....Sarah took him away from all this and introduced him to the "Triple Cheeseburger", leading him on a sober path to become the loveable 589 lb. man we know today. The Babies were all lined up and shot, their bodies falling in trenches Sarah made them dig. It was no great loss, because most, if not all, of these coke-addled women were presumed dead by their families and friends in the mid 80's (in reality, they lived in Ron's basement, forced to walk around in diapers and bibs.) They became the respectable Babies you see here today, admired by some, hated by few, and generally stalked by the potential rapists on this board, myself excluded as they all think I'm gay.
So next time you get mildly annoyed at a repeat show or a discussion that seems a bit too young for them, just remember Ron's tear-filled eyes looking off into the distance, trying to remember.
Have a heart...
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