OFFICAL AL vs. RORY DISCUSSION THREAD

[FMJeff]

Please post all fight night, thunderdome, and al vs. rory comments in this thread. All others will be locked. If you have a point of view that doesn't really fall under this category, you can post it in another thread, but if its the same thing everyone else is saying, we will lock it.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Well, what is there really to say? Al's gone. Rory is the new man. And it sounded like everyone in attendance had a great time. So kudos to Ron and Fez!

And I'm sorry to see Al go, he lives on in the dozens of Drops he left us! Thanks for the memories!

Will he try try to call in like Joe Poo and leave his catch phrase, "I like a big butt of a Penis."

That would be funny.

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[mrbungle]

Luckily, Rory wins, Rooooooooooory wins! I wish I'd have seen more than just an occasional headgear shot through the crowd, but I guess I just liked where I was :)

Rory, I knew you'd do it, now it all you to take the show to the heights it is so capable of.

Oh, and Al sucks. Did I mention that?


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[onmyback45]

To be honest, I wasn't too impressed with Rory....I mean he looks to be quite the tough guy, but didn't use the fists like I hoped against Al. Oh well, too bad there wasn't a wall to put Al's head through. <P>
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[RF Godfather]

What do I want to add?

Ummm... I wonder how the POST-DUKES Era would be?!?

Balloons and fanfare?

More Rory = More Gooder?

We shall see in t minus an hour and 5 minutes.

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IT WAS A battle for the ages, truely the most important fight in ron and fez history. it all began delayed, as al refused to fight due to wet conditions, plus it was raining. then, his fury over a call from gay randy sent him into a retard rage that sent him running downstairs like a retard chasing cake.

the night began with ron and fez stealing billy's wig, which despite my beliefs, al claims it's "NOT A BIT!!!" the fight began promptly, al dukes was off the a fast start but every time he was punched he fell down as if he was a retard and the mat was made of soggy cake. al had to deal with destractions such as his ex-lover, gay randy, running through the ring. eventually, al dukes was knocked down for the last time. paramedics rushed to the ring but it was to late, al dukes had turned into complete pussy, plus he was knocked out cold. gay randy then returned to the ring and gave al the good 'ol stinkface. it's only fitting the night, as well as al dukes' ron and fez career, ended with fez saying: "LET'S GO DRINK!"


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[ADF]

Rory's a nice guy and I have no clue how good of a producer Al was, but I'll still miss him. Al just can't take a punch.

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[fitzpth]

I will also miss Al. Even though
he was a tool sometimes...I will
miss him. I hope he comes back




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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Lather, rinse, repeat.

we will have to take all our hatred out on rory, they
will hire wonder boy, rory will burn out, wonder boy
will step up.... the we will repeat the cycle.

ahhhhhh its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Lather, rinse, repeat.

we will have to take all our hatred out on rory, they
will hire wonder boy, rory will burn out, wonder boy
will step up.... then they will repeat the cycle.

ahhhhhh its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Outside of his glass head, did Al actually fight as well as it sounded on the radio? Even Anthony seem impressed after Al had been knocked out...

So let's see, it took Rory at least six times longer to beat Al into submission than Joe Poo...and BLACK EARL?!? And here he was saying "I'm gonna kill Al", "Al's gonna cry", blah-blah-blaaaaah...

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

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[Irish]

As much as I hate Al, and Its hysterical to see him go this way, Im not entirely happy about this. While hearing Al on the radio was horrible, hearing al drop the gay lines and be made fun of on the radio was priceless. Ofcourse the show will still be funny, but it looks like they lost a character that was funny to laugh at, not with.

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This message was edited by Irish on 6-19-02 @ 11:15 PM

[JerseyTim]

Does anyone else think that Al screwed himself with the rules? Most of Rory's "knockdowns" looked more like pushes. If this was a real fight with judges, Al could have won.

R&F do sound happier. Rory does a great job, but I miss Al's lunacy. Lost in all the gay jokes was Al's completely unrealistic expectations when it comes to the "purity" of prospective dates. That was funny stuff.

Go Peacocks!
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[DarkHippie]

al was basically tko-ed. he couldn't go on because he was out of breath, not because of the knockdowns

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[MrMarcus]

What's the Over/Under on the number of days until Al returns to the show. We all know he's coming back.

You don't get rid of problems like Al that easily.

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Hopefully more Rory = more Dot com on best-of

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

all i know is that they both punch like girls... and not
the kind on this board that can kick your ass. they
were like play fighting. neither is strong enuff to
really hurt the other with head gear and gloves on.
it was jsut a matter of who could not be out of
breath fastest...

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[Knocked]

he's off the show and off the board...thanks <P>
...you must be kidding,,we're not 'allowed' to talk abot Al on your board anymore? Al was a big part of the show over the past year, a year in which RnF had the best ratings they ever had in New York, just because he's off the show doesn't mean that he's not forever a part of the show, IMO.

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This message was edited by Knocked on 6-22-02 @ 6:08 PM

[Spoil-Sport]

Ron just made a passing comment on the air that Al Dukes is working the dump button for O&A. It didn't sound like a bit because he said he didn't think it would work because Opie will explode the first time something dumb gets dumped.

Can it be?