View Full Version : Are you a Redneck Jedi?
KoHigh
06-19-2002, 09:20 PM
you might be a redneck jedi if you pay bounty hunter boba fett to do your dirty work with a 30 pack of Natural lite beer and a carton of Kools.
spark it up, what are you waiting for? kohigh
PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:24 PM
You might be a redneck Jedi If your light saber run's on a desiel engine, and you turned R2D2 into a rolling cooler.
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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:42 PM
You might be a redneck Jedi if you think Lando is a no good dirty nigger.
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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:44 PM
If you have a "I'd rather be fishin'" bumper sticker on your X-Wing
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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 10:19 PM
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You have a decal of Calvin peeing on the Deathstar on the back of your X-Wing
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PanterA
06-19-2002, 11:27 PM
you might be a redneck jedi if...
The Millennium Falcon has a trail hitch.
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wilee
06-20-2002, 05:28 AM
You might be a redneck Jedi if you use the carbon-freezing chamber to vacuum pack the catch from your last fishing trip.
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Yerdaddy
06-20-2002, 09:52 AM
...you find out the Princess you dig is your sister and you bang her anyway.
...your x-wing has a blower, a lift-kit, a gunrack, two chrome naked ladies on the tailgate, mudflaps with Yosemite Sam saying "Back Off!", and a 12-pack of empty Coors cans behind the seat.
...you never miss a pod race.
...you think Charlton Heston should be Emporer.
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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 6-20-02 @ 2:07 PM
wilee
06-20-2002, 10:54 AM
...if Yoda has more teeth than you...
...if you search the garbage compactor for some new furniture...
...if you go to Dagobah to go "mudding"...
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blakjeezis
06-20-2002, 12:16 PM
Your lightsaber's constructed of two Busch cans and a Cubic Zirconium.
You spend your free time Bulls-eyeing Womp Rats in Beggar's Canyon.
You refer to your flight suit as 'Dungarees'.
You have a brother named Bo Skywalker.
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blakjeezis
06-21-2002, 08:23 AM
Your podracer is sponsored by "Goody's Headache Powder"
You refer to your X-Wing as "The General Nadine"(sp
?)
You think Porkins got shot down because 'God needed an X-Wing pilot'
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