How to get a job.

[MunkeyCorpse]

I want to know, when you fill out an application does penmanship have a factor in you being hired. cuz i figure if you write like crap than they just pass on your application. and if that is true than i am screwed. ive been looking for a job for the longest. what do i have to do to get a job. and im not talking about a blow job, although that would be nice to have too.
I'm really desperate for a job, i have to help my mom pay the rent and bills, cuz she lost one of her jobs. It seems that no one hires you unless you have hooters and a vagina. what to do, what to do.

[Katylina]

It seems that no one hires you unless you have hooters and a vagina.

Yeah that's exactly how I got my teaching job.

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[silera]

You need a sex change operation to get a job to get money to pay bills but you need money to get the sex change operation to get a job to get money...

You have quite the Catch 22 there my friend.



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[ChrisTheCop]

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[fiestygal]

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[ADF]

Yes, penmanship counts. Have you considered typing up your application?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Penmanship counts. So does spelling. Take your time filling out the application and read it over before you hand it in.

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[HordeKing1]

MUNKEYCORPSE - EVERYTHING counts when fillling out an employment application; handwriting, grammer, punctuation, etc.

The application is often the only thing the person doing the hiring looks at. If a neat organized image isn't presented, chances are you won't get a job offer.

It seems that you're putting a lot of stress on yourself regarding this job. It is not your responsibility to support your mom at your age. If you have any doubts about this, I suggest that you talk it over with your mom.

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[sunndoggy8]

What kind of jobs have you been trying for? I think it's great that you're trying to help out your mom, but like HK said, have you talked it over with her and whatnot?

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[MunkeyCorpse]

Its not that im looking for a job to support my mom. i need the job to help her pay the bills and rent and buy food. Its mainly her telling me to get a job, i try to get a job but its not that easy.

its not like im supporting my mom only, im trying to get money so that we dont have to live on the streets. i've always given her my money from a very young age. there is no one else to help out around the house. my sister is a cunt she does nothing but spend her money on her friends and her self. and she still asks my mom for money.

i'd settle for preety much any job. jeez even mcdonald hasnt called me. im screwed.

and i also need to save up money so that i can move into my own craphole.

[Arienette]

It seems that no one hires you unless you have hooters and a vaginagee, and i thought i got my job because i have a degree from an ivy league university, and am an intelligent, hard worker. silly me. all this time it was just my tits and vagina

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[MunkeyCorpse]

yes silly you. silly silly silly.