Cotton Toilet Paper=More Dingleberries?

[The Blowhard]

I recently switched from Marcal to Cottonelle, it seems that I have developed massive dingleberries since the changeover. Why Horde King why????

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[HordeKing1]

Maybe it's your diet.

Cotton is fiberous and can break apart when exposed to umm, moisture.

A little grooming wouldn't hurt no matter what toilet paper you use. Triming a little ass hair can reduce dingleberries. Don't trim to much or you'll itch like crazy (especially in the summer) while it grows back.

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[The Blowhard]

I'm not a hairy man HK.
Being of Scandinavian heritage, we are not hairy people, only if we chose to be, say like the Vikings and the ABBA guys.
Diet? Are you kidding? I started eating a can of Spam a day, talk about roughage!

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[HordeKing1]

It's not just the Vikings and Abba. Thor, Odin and even that scoundral Lokai has been portrayed as having long hair - at least on the Hercules TV show.

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[Ryan the Great]

u know those spiky ball things that fall off tree. I told my mom they were called dingleberries. hahaha. now she says. "ryan go gather up all the dingleberries from the backyard".

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