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Ryan the Great

07-05-2002, 08:46 PM

im a vegetarian.

haha. no im not. i probly wouldnt eat anyone cause ive seen discovery health, and not once did i say, "hmm, that looks tasty".
i'de live off the snow.

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Ryan the Great

ADF

07-05-2002, 08:53 PM

Here's my four--

CZM - filled with cheesy goodness
Elle - with the singing ability, she must have some healthy ribs
Frenchie - I love frog legs
Melissa - a petite appetizer
Ari - boneless, skinless breasts.. elevens with two gold stars

EDIT: Oops, I mean here's my five..

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 7-6-02 @ 1:02 AM

Gaia

07-05-2002, 09:06 PM

Gaia - Hope she tastes as good as she looks!
I'm so flattered!!! YAAAAYY!!! Someone would eat me if they were starving to death!!

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Arienette

07-05-2002, 09:13 PM

ooh this thread is absolutely delicious... and if you can believe it, i actually did not intend that pun at all. i'll have to leave it there just because it makes me sound so foolish. hmm...

if i found myself in this situation, i would probably go with:

heckler - because he would really want me to
al dukes fan - because he's actually begged me to
gvac - because he just looks so damn tasty
erole - because we already have the syrup
irishdietsodabread - because i think that's what he meant when he asked me to put him in my mouth

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Earth2RON

07-05-2002, 09:33 PM

CZM/Frenchbreadpizza-i love my pizza with extra cheezmee.
Nursemira-i want to lick her tatto too see if its real.
Aggie-i wanna have a bite out of her ghetto fab booty.
Gaia-im with you czm she would be worth the licking.
Ronfezmark/Toocute-they are both asian........"this duck still live"

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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Butters

07-06-2002, 09:42 AM

I would just drink blood but with this group I'd probably get the HIV but their is one person that i would eat and thats COCO because he would move to that shit hole of a country FRANCE........stupid french

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Thanks CZM your great ^.^

Death Metal Moe

07-06-2002, 07:25 PM

I call Uncle Fezzie's Pant's Puppet.

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Aggie

07-12-2002, 05:57 AM

It took me awhile to think of a list b/c I'm a very picky eater!
Aggie - How can I possibly turn down a southern fried Aggie!
I taste just like chicken! :)

OK, Here goes mine, there are no girls on the list b/c they are smaller, not enough meat:
Earth2Ron - I want to see if the chocolate melts in my mouth.
CZM - I LOVE cheese.
TheGameHHH - He's Italian, so he must taste yummy.
Heckler - I just want to know what all that sarcasm tastes like.
F1gm3nt - Because I'd call him Figgy and that reminds me of a Fig Newton which makes me hungry! (Plus he has a tongue ring)

Sexy Bastard - I was going to put you on my list, but you're too sexy to eat! :)

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Hawiian shirt craig

07-12-2002, 07:10 AM

now i'm starvin;.... anyway i dont think i'd eat any of
you. well... hehe not for a meal anyway. the best
kind of eating doesn't involve teeth. but anyway,
i'm fat. i could go for weeks with no food. if i HAD
to eat someone it would be butters... sorry bro but
u'd get on my nerves in a plane for that long!!!

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DarkHippie

07-12-2002, 08:51 AM

before someone else says it . . you can all EAT ME!!!

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