Toilet drama

[erole]

My toilet doesn't flush right anymore. It needs extra water to flush. All the levels are fine and everything, and I tried to fix it without success.
So I have this down to a science to make it flush. I go in, flush the toilet, and hold my pee in. Once the swirling pace starts to pick up, I pee directly at the epicenter of the whirlpool.
My theory is, the increase in liquid volume, plus the downward pressure of my urine stream enables the toilet to flush. Works everytime.
I'm so proud. Just wanted to share.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[Gaia]

So is it like a horrible science experiment gone wrong when a #2 is on deck?

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[erole]

i'm not even going to go into the #2 procedure. sweet lord.

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[sunndoggy8]

If it involved a blender, I want to hear it.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i've never wanted to hit you more than i do now
erole. ... i dont even know why!!!!!


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[erole]

ok sunny, fine, i'll share.
I can only eat my food after it has been juiced from the blender. Then, Hawaiian Shirt Craig repeatedly punches me in the stomach after I eat (drink). Between the dinner blend, and the beatings, this enables me to squirt more than poo solid.
I have to sit on the toilet and flush it before i take the crap. The speed, and impact of the creamy spray, mimics the action of the said before pee stream when flushing.

~if anything - creative. ok, gross too.

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