Buy me booze!!!

[JennaBush]

My father is a drunken slob who can't hold a job and I need to drink. I'll put out in return for a six pack, and I have a twin who is a horny pig too.

<img src="http://a1388.g.akamai.net/7/1388/691/03c39727849ced/www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/05/31/twins/lc.gif">

[Carter]

Hhahaha... wait...... this was posted before they mentioned it on the show... Sketchy.

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/images/sig2.jpg">

[JennaBush]

My father is the President of the United States and I'll post whenever I want to!


<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/jennaside.jpg">

[Pootertoot]

You gotta love a girl whose mouth is always open. It's like a dog...always ready to love.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/pennywise.gif">

[JennaBush]

You love me! If you buy me a margarita I'll let you slide up in my texas roast beef.

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/JennaBush.jpg">

[JustJon]

I wonder what would happen if I lined up a few tequila shots for her...

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[JennaBush]

Ooo I love tequila! I'd lick it out of your navel and then just keep going down if you'd let me. I just want to party like the tennage bush that I am!

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/boogiewoogie.gif">

[PenisTickler]

I LOVE LITTLE BOYS=)

[JennaBush]

Little boys can't help me. I need a man - older than 21. I'd like to find an older man who owns a liquor store and likes to bang young girls and isn't afraid of overbearing fathers.

<img src="http://bushtwins.twinstuff.com/candidgirls.jpg">

[ScottBaio]

If you ever find yourself up in Jersey, I'll take you out for a drink or two. I'll bet you've never been with a hotshot celebrity like myself.

I card.

<a href="mailto:scott.baio@everydaytrend.com"><img src="http://www.eclipse.net/~ataraxia/baio.gif"></a>

[girl germs]

jenna bush fake account=total genius

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"who's got the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">crack</a>?"</b></font></p>

[JennaBush]

Why would someone pretend to be a chubby man-juice gargling drunken hosebag illegitamate daughter of a drunk-driving idiot oil industry puppet?

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/jenna_sig.gif">

[skullcrush]

now is the fbi watchin all of us,or just the person who started this thread?and for the record that girls head was off when i got there.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[erinmoran]

hey!!!! ha hah ha......speaking of drinks....
whahoooo!

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/9297/sbpics/zapped.jpg" height=150 width=150>

[erinmoran]

whoops.....i mean speaking of drunks.....

<img src="http://www.staroasis.com/Baio/tn_scobai04.jpg" height=150 width=150>

[ScottBaio]

Erin - I can have a few drinks every now and then. So what if I have a glass of wine with a nice dinner, or chug a few beers while I'm watching football? Who am I hurting if I line up some shots on the counter while I load my dishwasher? Who cares if I keep a flask of vodka in my glove compartment and occasionally wake up after a three day stuper wearing a snorkel in bed with a lebonese she-male hooker?

I party.

<a href="mailto:scott.baio@everydaytrend.com"><img src="http://www.eclipse.net/~ataraxia/baio.gif"></a>

This message was edited by ScottBaio on 5-31-01 @ 9:50 PM

[PanterA]

thought i'd share this with this board too

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/jenna

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/rfsig3
"I crush the rush, I RULE YOU FOOL!"(Phil Anselmo, PanterA)
If you want me to make you a SIG Slipknot4twenty@aol.com,just make sure you tell me your board name and what you want in the SIG.[/CENTER]

[erinmoran]

Damn! Jenna's got some nice nips!! I gotta check out that site. I hope Laura Bush"s got pics too!

<img src="http://fonzie.freeweb.supereva.it/morannow.gif" height=125 width=160>
**touched Scott Baios junk**

[JennaBush]

I am so high right now!! Somebody spank me - I've been a bad girl and I need to bound and gagged and smacked around.

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/jenna_sig.gif">

[Dan]

Why would someone pretend to be a chubby man-juice gargling drunken hosebag illegitamate daughter of a drunk-driving idiot oil industry puppet?
For the same reason that someone would pretend to be a washed-up, b-level actor who's only claim to fame was banging Pamela Anderson before she was fouled by Tommy Lee...

[JennaBush]

What

ever

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/jenna_sig.gif">

This message was edited by JennaBush on 6-1-01 @ 10:00 AM

[JennaBush]

I never knew Erin Moran and Pamela Lee slept together! That's so hot!

[girl germs]

taken from the ronfez.net discliamer:

<i>You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this bulletin board to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, <b>vulgar</b>, hateful, harassing, <b>obscene</b>, profane, <b>sexually oriented</b>, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violate of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or this site."</i>

vulgar-deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement. crudely indecent.

obscene-offensive to accepted standards of decency or modesty. inciting lustful feelings. offensive or repulsive to the senses, loathsome.

i think moderators should follow the same rules and guidelines as any other member on this board is told to do so. i mean, i would post pictures of men getting it on with other men all over this board...but i obviously can't...something which saddens me deeply.



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<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i like it when my hair is <a href="http://www.tugboatrecords.com/index.html?moldy_peaches.html">poofy</a>. i like it when you slip me a <a href="http://yaleherald.com/archive/xxxi/2001.01.19/ae/p15bmoldy.html">roofie</a>. i like it when you've got the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">crack</a>."</b></font>
</p></body>

[angrymissy]

C'mon guys - if youre going to delete the pic i posted with the man ass and the 2 guys kissing... at least delete the picture of the topless woman to be fair. sheesh. now it looks like youre really favoring the mods. I don't think the picture of the guys butt i posted was any more obscene than some girl grabbing her own bare tits. If youre gonna censor the board fine, just be fair to the ladies too.

AMB

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<img border="0" src="http://www.rfbabies.com/newsig.jpg" width="300" height="100">
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Soy un pendidor.


This message was edited by angrymissy on 6-11-01 @ 10:19 AM

[girl germs]

what happened to the hot pictures i posted?

i'll post another one then:
<b><font color=red>Nothing below the waist</font></b>

<B>BREASTS AND PENISES, IT'S ALL NATURAL RIGHT???</B>


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<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales sailor moon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"</b></font>
</p></body>


This message was edited by JustJon on 6-11-01 @ 1:23 PM

[girl germs]

what about this one??!!!???

<b><font color=red>Nothing below the waist</font></b>

mmmm, look at that ass!!! those buns seem to be as big as jenna bush's boobs!!!

<body link="#009D00" vlink="#EC7600" alink="#939393">

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales sailor moon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"</b></font>
</p></body>


This message was edited by JustJon on 6-11-01 @ 1:24 PM

[Pootertoot]

I had this pic removed before, so none of you should complain:

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/orphaned_wombat.jpg>

Wombats get no love. It's an orphan!

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/pennywise.gif">

[JustJon]

Right now, it's no penetration, no crotch. I didn't edit out the previous pictures in question, so I don't know who did it or why.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[girl germs]

<i>"Right now, it's no penetration, no crotch."</i>

what? no penetration? no crotch? that is like sooooo not fair.



<body link="#009D00" vlink="#EC7600" alink="#939393">

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"</b></font>
</p></body>

[JustJon]

gg, if it comes from the bikini area and is covered by a thong, then it can't be posted here. You can still get that from your gay porn sites.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[HordeKing1]

If I recall the words of Bill Clinton, "oral sex is not really sex" so that should be ok, right? LOL

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[Pootertoot]

Mr. Just Jon, I lobby for the return of Girl Germs' penis pic, if only to make us all feel better about the size of our own units. Apparently she likes the small ones.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/pennywise.gif">

[JustJon]

ah, but oral sex cannot be shown without showing the bikini area, so no oral sex pics. sorry.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[Tequila]

Ooo I love tequila!

Sorry I am late but here I am

[JennaBush]

I'm famous again!!!! I love repeats!!!

<img src="http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/jenna_sig.gif">