adf reaches 1000 posts... none of them funny

[Arienette]

since he used his 1000th post to appreciate me (proving that he is, in fact, a smart boy), i thought it was only right for me to post this. so....

adf, congratulations on making it to the big 1000. even though your name is completely dated, you are rarely funny, and you have difficulty not peeing on yourself, welcome to the reef. i guess we're glad to have you... or something

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i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Earth2RON]

congrats ADF!

your sig pics use to be the funniest thing about you:)

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[Doogie]

Way to go ADF, lets get that life vest off and get you a beer...you finally made it to the reef...

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[RF Godfather]

Congrats ADF on this momentous accomplishent on ronfez.net.

You are outdated but who cares... you are funny now and then.

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ZOINKS, DEEK!

[Gvac]

Although we normally send generous amounts of booze to the newest Reef members, The Staff has made the decision that a one year supply of Depends was far more appropriate in the case of The Al Dukes Fan.

Welcome and enjoy, my good man.

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[Zipgun]

Nice goin' whiz boy!

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[A.J.]

Congratulations!

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Made by Aggie.

[jestah]

Congrats ADF..I trust you won't be blacking out and making out with guys during your celebration...




Stephen: Alright Father, I'll ask him...If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God... Yes, Father...The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

ADF makes me laugh... on the inside.

;-)

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[furie]

Al Dukes Fan outlasted Al Dukes! Congrats!

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[Captain Rooster]

ADF,

We want you to know that even though you are not a funny man, we do appreciate your posts and the cathartic manner in which you share your urination issues.

WELCOME TO THE REEF!!!!

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[Aggie]

Congrats! Take a seat and ignore all the sarcastic comments....I think you're funny, even though you damned me, dammit! Glad you're here :)

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"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm
gonna git you high today. 'Cause it's Friday, you ain't
got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
-Smokey

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It's, Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cause I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky, with the endo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire-Cypress Hill

[grlNIN]

Apparently he can get away with popping up gay as a cricket!

Kudos to You ADF, Kudos.




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Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.


I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

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[Sheeplovr]

Rember when 1000 post ment somthing


number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[wilee]

Congratulations ADF, and don't worry about the humor. I'll teach you the "storm-trooper syndrome" style of humor. All we need is the side of a barn and a few hours.

Welcome to the reef. (pssst: Half the people here are so drunk, they'll laugh at anything, anyways... :))

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[Gaia]

I love Teh ADF.......... Congrats!!!

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This message was edited by Gaia on 8-1-02 @ 3:36 PM

[ag]

nice job ADF,welcome to the reef!

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In vino veritas

AG for MOD

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[fiestygal]

1000 posts and STILL a P.O.A= piece of ass...GRR BABY GRRR

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I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!

I am a goofball & swell to boot

[ADF]

Thanks, but now I'm suffering from post-1000 letdown. I mean 4000 more posts until the next status change? I guess I better start posting a hundred times a day in the word assocation game thread.

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[Tall_James]

Welcome to the wrong side of the Reef! We call it Cape "Feer".

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[Death Metal Moe]

If the real Al Dukes was involved, it would be more like "Cape Queer"

Ge ge ge!!

Congrats Al Dukes Fan. You have a shiny new heading next to your screen name. It means NOTHING, but enjoy it.

You were always funny, with or without the status.

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[sexy bastard]

welcome to the reef...and damn ari that wasso hot the way you said that...meowwwwwwwwwww

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