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Aggie
09-03-2002, 08:06 AM
Coochie in a can.....very accesible and convenient. Who's gonna admit they want this? If I was a guy I would probably want it! :p

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A.J.
09-03-2002, 08:08 AM
What's the shelf-life?

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fatty
09-03-2002, 08:09 AM
does it come in asian?

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TomPoo
09-03-2002, 08:19 AM
can I get 10 cents back if I recycle it?

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ChrisTheCop
09-03-2002, 08:27 AM
hmmm... How much and how soon can they deliver? I need it before the next showing of Sorority Life. <html> <img src="http://www.mtv.com/onair/sorority_life/flipbooks/pledges/images/flipbook_jordan4.jpg"> </html>

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F1Gm3nT
09-03-2002, 08:50 AM
BE DIALING!!! COOCH IN A CAN!!! IT'S THE BEST INVENTION SINCE THE CAN OPENER!!! I'LL EVEN THROW IN A MCGUIRE ROOKIE CARD!!!!

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A.J.
09-03-2002, 08:53 AM
They'd be great for guys in prison. It might cut down on the raping and the increase in STDs among the inmate population.

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TomPoo
09-03-2002, 09:02 AM
IT'S THE BEST INVENTION SINCE THE CAN OPENER!!!


do you need a can opener to get to the cooch in the can???



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Jackie Sloan
09-03-2002, 09:47 AM
Yup.. i mean no way gegege

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F1Gm3nT
09-03-2002, 10:01 AM
it looks like it has a screw top

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Captain Stubing
09-03-2002, 10:03 AM
What 'the gay guy on Broadway' does NOT drink. <P>

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IRISjr
09-03-2002, 10:17 AM
Hmmmmmmmm
Ill tell my gay friend it's special red bull.
HAAAAAAaa
Ill make that fag cry
he he he

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TheGameHHH
09-03-2002, 10:49 AM
Hell yea I'd buy it, why not, I'm not getting laid out here, might as well have company. <P>

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Aggie
09-03-2002, 06:36 PM
man seems like everyone wants one...wish i had thought of it! :)

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ToddEVF
09-03-2002, 06:42 PM
BE DIALING!!! COOCH IN A CAN!!! IT'S THE BEST INVENTION SINCE THE CAN OPENER!!! I'LL EVEN THROW IN A MCGUIRE ROOKIE CARD!!!!


DEEP INSIDE THE COOTCHIE IN A CAN IS A MICHAEL JORDON COLLEGE CARD! BEEE DIALIN' PEOPLE!!! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, I'LL LEAVE IT VIRGIN FOR YOU!!!

I actually wouldn't get this. Its just. . . eck! I figure if you can't get the real thing why buy a cheap imitation?

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Green Lantern
09-03-2002, 06:44 PM
I'll buy that for a dollar!
Robocop reference
Does that all so comes in "Aggie Flavored"?
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Doogie
09-03-2002, 06:47 PM
Why do you need to buy that when all you need is a sock, the cardboard part of toilet paper, and some latex for inside...whoops did I say that?!?!?

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Green Lantern
09-03-2002, 06:59 PM
Why do you need to buy that when all you need is a sock, the cardboard part of toilet paper, and some latex for inside...whoops did I say that?!?!?


I think we found out what Doogie does on his Saturday night.

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Gaia
09-03-2002, 07:15 PM
What the FUCK CHUCK!!!!!!!!!?????!

That's just bizarre....

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JerseyRich
09-03-2002, 07:22 PM
I'd buy it as long as it doesn't talk back and doesn't want to cuddle when I'm done...
Does it also make sandwiches?

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ChrisTheCop
09-03-2002, 07:26 PM
'cause we can can cannnnn <html> <img src="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/can.jpg"> </html>

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furie
09-03-2002, 07:26 PM
shouldn't that be virgin tight
not virgin light?


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Cybersoldier
09-03-2002, 07:43 PM
how big is it and will anyone notice it in my pant pocket

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Curly Howard Fan
09-03-2002, 07:50 PM
I'd buy it as long as it doesn't talk back and doesn't want to cuddle when I'm done...
Does it also make sandwiches?

That's the chick I'm looking for.

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Death Metal Moe
09-04-2002, 08:42 PM
Naaaaaaaaa. I'd probably just recycle it by mistake.

But how would I sort it/ Paper, Plastic, Vagina Substitutes, Glass.......

Is the ad campaign set to U2's "Even better then the Real Thing"?

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Hosp
09-09-2002, 04:18 AM
But what do you do when it goes skunky?

I've actually seen these things at conventions and they are really disturbing. First they have a realy weird texture and seem to sweat this weird oil. Plus they have a chemical smell to them. There is an even weirder one out there that is just a mouth. It looks like Dahmer cut someone up and wanted to save some for later.

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TheKnicks23
09-09-2002, 06:53 PM
I'll take 3

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