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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 07:41 AM

Found out some disturbing news last night concerning a history of prostate problems in the Weed family.
So this morning I decided to check my prostate myself, only problem is I'm not sure what I was feeling for so after having my finger up my ass for 45 minutes. I decided to check with you guys.
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ShelleBink

09-22-2002, 07:58 AM

I'm not sure what I was feeling for so after having my finger up my ass for 45 minutes. I decided to check with you guys.

some things you just *don't* share on a messageboard hun ;)

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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blakjeezis

09-22-2002, 08:03 AM

You should really be looking for your head up there.

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Captain Rooster

09-22-2002, 08:03 AM

You're supposed to ram your graden hose up there for 15 minutes prior. You didn't know that? C'mon

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A.J.

09-22-2002, 08:36 AM

only problem is I'm not sure what I was feeling for so after having my finger up my ass for 45 minutes.

Known in medical circles as "The Caligula Maneuver."

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Doogie

09-22-2002, 08:40 AM

Ok I know this is a serious matter and all. And that we should be nice to new people so I am just gonna not say anything although this guy has me pissing laughing...

Three gay/anal/testicle threads in three days...that is a hat trick in Canada right??

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09-22-2002, 08:48 AM

lou, do you need negative
attention that badly? didn't
your parents play with you
enough? no one can be
that stupid. you are just
trying to get people 1/2 a
continent away to respond
to you. *GROUCH* go
away, we dont want you!
(well i dont anyway)

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DC Reed

09-22-2002, 08:51 AM

Three gay/anal/testicle threads in three days...that is a hat trick in Canada right??

Yeah i think so.

LOL, Lou this isnt Dr. Phil, its a ronfez board! my god, all his homoerotic stories are so fucking funny.

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 09:42 AM

Three gay/anal/testicle threads in three days...that is a hat trick in Canada right?? 
I'm starting off slow since I'm new here.. 

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Jackie Sloan

09-22-2002, 10:02 AM

Thats an uderstatement Lou. Maybe you could forget the homoerotic references starting, oh I dunno....yesterday?!

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Katylina

09-22-2002, 10:13 AM

Lou... Nice to see you here as well. Is that a lump on your mule?

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 10:26 AM

Lou... Nice to see you here as well 
Finally a kind word. 

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Jennitalia

09-22-2002, 10:40 AM

was it good for you?

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Doogie

09-22-2002, 10:42 AM

Were you watching Road Trip and that is why you are looking for your prostate??

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 10:48 AM

Were you watching Road Trip 2633 posts Doogie I find that amazing. 

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Doogie

09-22-2002, 10:51 AM

2633 posts Doogie I find that amazing

Ahhhhh big numbers dont exist in Canada huh??? You guys only go to 20 then that is it...I got it

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Hybrid

09-22-2002, 02:13 PM

lou only knows the #1. for that's what he is.

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 02:55 PM

Hybrid I respect your opinion so could you answer me this what does checking my prostate have to do with homosexuality.. These people are so homophobic. Anyway back to my prostate I'm thinking should I have gone to at least the knuckle for a true test? 
Oh yeah if your guilty by association it doesn't look good for you Hybrid.

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Tazz

09-22-2002, 02:57 PM

prostrate

I think your spelling let's us know what type of person we are dealing with.

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 03:02 PM

Every site has a spelling corrector so I guess you're it.. I always get a kick out of them because that's usually all they post..I'll keep you busy bud..
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ShelleBink

09-22-2002, 03:11 PM

ok wise guys, who put their finger up my ass now??

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Lou Weed

09-22-2002, 03:15 PM

You're complaining right? 

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Tall_James

09-22-2002, 04:00 PM

only problem is I'm not sure what I was feeling for so after having my finger up my ass for 45 minutes. I decided to check with you guys.

Perhaps a ring or a wristwatch.

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Hybrid

09-22-2002, 04:02 PM

don't worry about it lou. try using 3 fingers instead of 2, it may help.

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DarkHippie

09-22-2002, 06:46 PM

the big yellow one's the prostate

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blakjeezis

09-22-2002, 06:54 PM

These people are so homophobic.
What does that mean? Are you saying I'm a fag? ARE YOU FUCKING ACCUSING ME OF BEING A DIRTY COCKSUCKER?!?! If you even get the hint of an idea of a thought of calling me a semen demon, you better think again buddy. If I find out you've been calling me an AIDS courier, you better get your ass back over the border to Canada with the rest of those Skiback fairies.

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HordeKing1

09-23-2002, 04:17 PM

The prostate is a small, walnut-sized and shaped gland just below the bladder. It wraps around the urethra, the tube that carries urine from the bladder out through the penis. The prostate produces a milky fluid that helps transport sperm during sex.

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Tall_James

09-23-2002, 04:31 PM

The prostate is a small, walnut-sized and shaped gland just below the bladder

Now I'm starvin'!

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Katylina

09-23-2002, 04:33 PM

The prostate produces a milky fluid that helps transport sperm during sex.

Now I'm starving. ;)

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