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Lou Weed
09-25-2002, 11:33 AM
My roomie and myself our thinking of hitting the Poconos for some quality time.. I would like to get some what of a tan and my question is do males go to Tanning Salons..We would like to know?
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Patches
09-25-2002, 11:35 AM
not the straight ones.
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09-25-2002, 11:36 AM
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09-25-2002, 11:37 AM
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09-25-2002, 12:12 PM
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The men who go to tanning salons are just making sure that their spy cameras are still in place. Or maybe that's just me. Don't get naked please. <P>
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furie
09-25-2002, 12:25 PM
the Poconos?
Just go to San Fran and get it over with!
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grlNIN
09-25-2002, 02:08 PM
its so gay, omg if you even think about the idea you have to be gay!
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Johnny4
09-25-2002, 02:12 PM
There are only 2 reasons a male should go tanning. Either you are a professional bodybuilder or you lost a bet. It could only be gayer if you tan with a carrot in your ass.
Gangsta Casey
09-25-2002, 02:21 PM
Last year, When I was a soph.,the Hottest junior asked me to go to the Prom with her.The only condtion was I had to go to a tanning salon. (I am so lilly white)
When i was at the salon the woman told me it was more common for guys then we think.
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I hear Mikey D had a tanning bed installed in the back of his dad's cadillac.
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DC Reed
09-25-2002, 02:32 PM
oh god, Lou, why is there always some sort of gay vibe in your posts.......so is this tanning thing in san fransico?
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grlNIN
09-25-2002, 02:53 PM
oh god, Lou, why is there always some sort of gay vibe in your posts
could be the picture
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It's not the healthiest thing to do.
I have skin cancer on BOTH sides of my family. My sister got melanoma (the deadly form) at 35. The doctor told her that they had to aspirate tissue from her nose 7 months later. If it spread, they would have had to remove her nose. Fortunately, they didn't have to. This kept me out of the sun that's for sure.
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DarkHippie
09-25-2002, 03:20 PM
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DC Reed
09-25-2002, 03:22 PM
My roomie and myself our thinking of hitting the Poconos for some quality time
yessss........quality time.
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TheGameHHH
09-25-2002, 03:37 PM
Male + Tanning Salon= GAY
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TheMojoPin
09-25-2002, 04:38 PM
You could probably get a tan AND a prostate check all in the same day! BONUS!!!
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HordeKing1
09-25-2002, 10:25 PM
People, it's a tanning salon, not a gay bathouse. There is nothing remotely gay about getting a tan.
HOWEVER, as COCO pointed out there are other reasons not to go to a salon (and to stay away from the sun as well). Tanning salons have been linked to increased incidents of melanoma (skin cancer). If you have a family member who has had any type of cancer before you are particularly susceptible.
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Hawiian shirt craig
09-26-2002, 04:41 AM
People, it's a tanning
salon, not a gay bathouse.
There is nothing remotely
gay about getting a tan.
HK- what do you think all
the gay bathhouses turned
into in the 90's?? The only
guys who go tanning are a)
self absorbed A-holes from
LI that shave their chests.
b) homosexuals and c)
models (who usually fit into
a as well)
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Lou Weed
09-26-2002, 05:12 AM
So now you are stereotyping all males who use tanning booths as homosexuals..And I guess all females who use the tanning salons are either strippers or hoes.. <P>
Let's ask the ladies
do you find a tan on a guy attractive..
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HordeKing1
09-26-2002, 06:56 AM
CRAIG - A tanning salon isn't a place where people hang out and socialize. They go into individual tanning machines, get their tan and go home.
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Patches
09-26-2002, 07:12 AM
yeah- go home to their gay roommate and plan their gay trip to the Poconos...
Ok I may have gone too far.. It's all love baby :-)
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Lou Weed
09-26-2002, 07:34 AM
Keeping with the tanning thread..what is sexier tan line or no tan line? I personally can't decide something about a white bum is eye candy for me.. <P>
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TheMojoPin
09-26-2002, 07:40 AM
It's all love baby
Dude, you're SO gay.
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ChrisTheCop
09-26-2002, 08:04 AM
Well, I used to go to a tanning salon. Years ago. I ended up dating a girl who worked there. When I said that she must get hit on all the time, she told me that i was probably the only straight guy that goes there. Just my experience. I no longer go there for the reasons that HK mentioned.
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Dr. Klahn
09-26-2002, 08:18 AM
My roomie and myself our thinking of hitting the Poconos for some quality time..
Dude, is your roomie(that is gay) Mikey D???
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TheMojoPin
09-26-2002, 09:15 AM
Dude, is your roomie(that is gay) Mikey D???
Man, I love that the post above(that is gay) is so helpful.
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Lou Weed
09-26-2002, 09:17 AM
Well, I used to go to a tanning salon So you're gay right..Firstly (if that's a word) it's completely natural for you to be uncomfortable with guys with bigger mules who make passes at you. Just nicely say that you don't swing that way. By not making a big deal out of it, it will save both of you a lot of embarrassment and you alot of pain.. Good luck! But this is just my opinion and wtf do i know about this stuff.. <P>
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grlNIN
09-26-2002, 01:10 PM
I like my men pale....ooooooooooooooohhhhh so pale, *takes a moment to catch her breath* :)
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my_mr_happy
09-26-2002, 01:32 PM
hay... are you very pale??? If it helps with not getting Sunburn.. go fore it. Nothing stinks more then sunburn.
Lou Weed
09-26-2002, 02:24 PM
I like my men pale....ooooooooooooooohhhhh so pale, *takes a moment to catch her breath*
that's funny :)
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09-26-2002, 02:36 PM
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Hawiian shirt craig
09-26-2002, 03:23 PM
CRAIG - A tanning
salon isn't a place where
people hang out and
socialize. They go into
individual tanning
machines, get their tan and
go home.
HK- its when they SHARE a
booth that i get worried.
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fiestygal
10-01-2002, 10:29 PM
People, it's a tanning salon, not a gay bathouse.
HK- thats the best quote ever...i chuckled out loud
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Katylina
10-02-2002, 04:05 AM
And I guess all females who use the tanning salons are either strippers or hoes..
or special ed teachers. :)
Lou, yes, guys go tanning. Why are you going to the Poconos? I thought you were coming to NY to see me.
its when they SHARE a
booth that i get worried.
It's impossible to fit two grown people in one of those tanning beds, let alone two strapping young bucks.
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