Watch out for those moving cars don.... [Archive]

DC Reed

09-30-2002, 11:35 AM

Don Hit By Car - 9/30 - Mike O'Meara reported on air that Don Geronimo was hit by a car this afternoon. In front of a CVS. Apparently, no serious injuries, but he's bruised and sore. They're running a Don And Mike "best of" today on WJFK. More as we hear it.....

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, next time he crosses the street, i hope a semi truck hits him.

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cozmokramer

09-30-2002, 11:40 AM

Damn Straight , I knew I would get him sooner or later.

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09-30-2002, 11:44 AM

How many points for a fat idiot DJ???

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Johnny4

09-30-2002, 12:01 PM

Dude. That guy has had a rough year or two. Blew out a vocal cord, lost a kidney,kid was in a bad car accident, a tree fell through the roof of his house, fired in N.Y., then hit by a car. Super Don Osborne.

Aggie

09-30-2002, 12:07 PM

don't laugh, i've been hit by a car before :(

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SilentSpic

09-30-2002, 12:14 PM

HA, Ha... what a deek!

Sorry Aggie, it's not toward u.

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09-30-2002, 12:16 PM

When Aggie gets hit by a car - were all sad and hope shes ok.

When Don Geronimo gets hit by a car - DIE BITCH!

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JerryTaker

09-30-2002, 01:09 PM

"They call my name's Don..."
"I'm gonna cross the street now... AHHHHH!"

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A.J.

09-30-2002, 01:22 PM

Does Randy Moss have an alibi?

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Dexter_In_DC

09-30-2002, 01:22 PM

You know the irony of it all. A Best of Don and Mike still beats O and A!!!

DC Reed

09-30-2002, 01:32 PM

You know the irony of it all. A Best of Don and Mike still beats O and A!!!

::hands dexter a gun::

youll need that after what you said, or you could just shoot yourself and avoid the redtape.....

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furie

09-30-2002, 01:40 PM

This isn't like the time he "died" during surgery is it?

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whale_JUNK

09-30-2002, 01:43 PM

i'm sure the accident was very professional.

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DC Reed

09-30-2002, 01:45 PM

if only there was a wow sticker on teh car that hit him.

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NewYorkDragons80

09-30-2002, 04:43 PM

Oh man, way to behave like human beings guys.
-And whale junk, that's a pretty funny username.

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irishkb

09-30-2002, 04:49 PM

sucks that he got hit by a car, but you guys are some funny mother fuckers...

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ShelleBink

09-30-2002, 04:52 PM

aggie was hit by a car
amy was hit by a car

but for some reason i'm not sad about this guy getting hit by a car.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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DC Reed

09-30-2002, 04:52 PM

driving over mike geronimo, the newest movie from DC reed

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JustJon

09-30-2002, 05:11 PM

Aggie, do you need someone to come down there to rub it and make it better?

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schmega

09-30-2002, 06:36 PM

ugh. i'll bet the EMT's had to get a whiff of his breath. i hope he gets some life-threatening complications from his minor injuries.

DarkHippie

09-30-2002, 07:17 PM

maybe the impact knocked some funny into him

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El Mudo

09-30-2002, 07:23 PM

couldnt have happened to a nicer guy...i wonder how big a dent he left in the car...

You know the irony of it all. A Best of Don and Mike still beats O and A!!!

can you please find a don and mike board to post on? or at least take the "DC" out of your name cause you make us all look bad...

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Aggie

09-30-2002, 07:33 PM

Aggie, do you need someone to come down there to rub it and make it better?
Mmm, yeah ((Shhh...but don't tell Jenn, I don't want her to kick my ass))

aggie was hit by a car
amy was hit by a car

but for some reason i'm not sad about this guy getting hit by a car.
but shelle, don't you want to be part of me any amy's super cool special club?? :p

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GodsFavoriteMan

09-30-2002, 07:40 PM

I feel left out. Anyone want to hit me with a car?

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ShelleBink

09-30-2002, 07:44 PM

but shelle, don't you want to be part of me any amy's super cool special club?? :p

i ran into a parked car once.

sober.

does that count aggalicious?

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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PamR&Ffan

09-30-2002, 08:04 PM

Picture this...Don in NY working something....Billy in a car? Now who'd see it?

hyperspace

10-01-2002, 08:46 AM

Shell.cutest sig yet! it was a hit and run. they were decribed as a two guys, one blonde with a funny laugh, the other italian or middle eastern looking with curly hair and a goatee. they were apparently distracted by a vacume cleaner noise or somethng....

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 03:49 PM

HOLY SHIT! IT WORKED!

I mean, that's too bad.....

he he he

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ShelleBink

10-01-2002, 03:51 PM

hyperspace, that was hilarous

and moe... i didn't see anything *NUDGE NUDGE*

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Crippler

10-01-2002, 06:16 PM

(thump, thump, thump) Driver: What was that? Passenger: I don't know, sounded like it was in the road...back up and check. (thump, thump, thump) Driver: You're right, that shit was in the road, I was about to back to my mechanic & kick some ass, man. 
....sorry, just made me think of an old Eddie Murphy bit. Such a shame, I hope he doesn't accidentally get a staff infection & die while being treated. Any of the Ron & Fez DC listener work in a hospital? 

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10-01-2002, 06:44 PM

maybe the impact knocked some funny into him
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10-01-2002, 06:58 PM

Yea Sure ok, and Christopher Reve Will be throwing out the first pitch at tommorows game

CLASSIC

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Death Metal Moe

10-01-2002, 07:01 PM

That beckons the question: What's black and crispy at the top of the stairs?

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Cybersoldier

10-01-2002, 08:20 PM

I would have thought nature would have taken care of him in the health department, instead a car give him a bruise. go figure, that luck there

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Captain Obvious

10-01-2002, 08:50 PM

DID THE CAR HAVE A WOW STICKER ON IT???

Hopefully the abulance did...cuz then we know hes in good hands.

O&A~R&F forever goddammit someone find me a tree around this dump. I need to do some carving.

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Captain Obvious

10-03-2002, 08:31 PM

What ever happened is he turning it into a two week vacation like his Pallups? Lazy fat bastard probably totalled the car.

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