Stalker Patty Sighting

[SuperClerk]

O.K. I am at work today in my token booth in Bay Ridge, when this strange looking little woman gets off the subway. She was fraile and skaley looking and she had a very weird hair-do. It was like a Grace Slick hair style. As she was walking away, I noticed her adjust her "hair". I thought for a second, hey she kinda looked liked Stalker Patty. I didn't really think anything of it. About an hour later, this same woman comes back to my booth and asks me directions. When I heard the voice, I almost pissed my pants from laughing. I answered her question with a big shit eating grin on my face and asked her if she was indeed Patty. She started to laugh uncontrollably. She asked me how I recognized her. I told her that I recognized her face from the WNEW site and I instantly recogized her voice. She couldn't believe that so many people recognized her. She was going to see Brother Joes band. She also said that O & A would be back soon because "they always win in the end". After an awkward silence, I proceeded to let her on the subway for free. I was laughing for the rest of the day because her voice is so damned funny. And that was that. It had me thinking though. Doesn't Anthony live in Bay Ridge??? Hmmmm. And doesn't Heckler also live in Bay Ridge??? Nah....couldn't be.

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[ChickenHawk]

Opie & Anthony are rich.
They probably both live in
Long Island or Manhattan.
And if anyone else wants to
meet Stalker Patty, just
pass by the 888 building on
57th and 7th. If she's not
sitting there in front of the
building, be concerned.


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[Earth2RON]

Doesn't Anthony live in Bay Ridge??? Hmmmm. And doesn't Heckler also live in Bay Ridge???
Yup and Yup....They were playing cards on her back!

Say it aint so heckler say it aint so!

[Tall_James]

Perhaps she was visiting "Heckler's Home for Hot Unwed Mothers and Retards".

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[TheMojoPin]

Perhaps she was visiting "Heckler's Home for Hot Unwed Mothers and Retards".

"Love...exciting and new...come aboard...we're waiting for yoooooooooou..."

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