You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
"Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid": "Harry Elvis" Will Be A Star! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard
PDA

View Full Version : "Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid": "Harry Elvis" Will Be A Star!

The Blowhard
10-09-2002, 09:52 PM
The kid is 19 and is smooth as "butta". No butterflies, no nerves, the kid has poise.
One day he will be a star on the standup circuit. Remember this prediction when he's on Leno. His talent is scary!

<center><img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif></center>
<center> [/b]</center>
PanterA
10-09-2002, 10:03 PM
The way Ron and Fez describe him, I'm surprise they haven't called him Hairy Elvis

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig12"></center><center><b>Phil Anselmo is my god</b></center>
GaryWyze
10-09-2002, 10:25 PM
<font color=purple>And if worst comes to worst, he can always go professional as <b>Harry Elvis, the comical food fetcher!</b>

"I'll bring you your lunch, and you'll laugh a bunch"

"Hey, have some chuckles with those pig knuckles"

"Have you heard the one about the traveling sandwich"

"Care for a honeymoon salad... let-us alone without dressing"

"I get silly, while you eat your chille"

I'd be funnier if I wasn't so tired right now!</font>
ADF
10-10-2002, 06:31 AM
Hmm.. a hairy Ecuadorian? I think we've found.. <P>
<center>El Chupacabra! <img src = http://static.wired.com/tiredwired100/96/37/stuff/chupacabra.gif></center> <P>

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf11.gif>
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!
Abrasive Dean
10-11-2002, 09:32 AM
I seem to remember someone
else beginning with "H" gave a
good account of themselves
when they got on air too!

;)


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/deanmcg/sig/sig.jpg">
Gvac
10-11-2002, 02:42 PM
I'm impressed with this kid, too. He really does seem remarkably poised for such a youngster, and his stand-up and "Big Ass German Loser" routines were great.

About time the boys got a decent intern.

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/animatedgvacsig.gif>

Thanks, PanterA!
TheMojoPin
10-11-2002, 03:50 PM
Hire that hunchback, NOW!

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
ThePointer
10-12-2002, 10:51 AM
NEW may have found a pairing for the new format Hairy Harry and Heckler. Smooth and funny. All you ever wanted to forget and they get their own lunch as well. Now that is talent

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York
PanterA
10-12-2002, 11:59 AM
<img src="http://zapatopi.net/bsa/harryandthehendersons.jpg">

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig12"></center><center><b>Phil Anselmo is my god</b>
<marquee behavior=alternate>You are getting sleepy...veeeerrry sleeeepy</marquee></center>
LatinSpiceXoX
10-12-2002, 12:27 PM
Should I Take His Virginity Off Air or On?

*tee hee hee*.. j/k ;)

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/VikoryNotVengnce/images/latinspice.gif">
MissExplosivo
10-12-2002, 12:30 PM
On air ;)

m'tea sumthin'
ADF
10-12-2002, 04:20 PM
I seem to remember someone
else beginning with "H" gave a
good account of themselves
when they got on air too!



Hitler?

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf11.gif>
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!
TheMojoPin
10-12-2002, 04:28 PM
Hitler?

Houdini?

Herman's Hermits?

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
LatinSpiceXoX
10-12-2002, 04:31 PM
m'tea sumthin' ...
:sigh:

I miss Corky!

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/VikoryNotVengnce/images/latinspice.gif">
BrianTheBailBondsman
10-15-2002, 09:55 AM
he was ok til he had a bad hair day with that Sadam pyrimid going 1 for 5

I Used to Make Peanuts Puting Tons of Criminals in Cells.. Now I make Tons Letting One Out!!!!!!!!!!! CA-CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!
Tallguy 22
10-15-2002, 06:43 PM
I see the big orange ball of faliure 2 in the makeing
Edit-Big HAIRY orange ball of failure 2
<IMG SRC="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bossgigi/files/god%20dam%20small.gif">
<marquee behavior=alternate>Mine Hoping Chamipon</marquee>


This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 10-15-02 @ 10:45 PM
FreeholdBill
10-15-2002, 06:56 PM
Heckler is right, he's got the poise and timing that Mr
"Orange Ball of Failure" never had.
Joke writers are a "dime-a-dozen".
Bob Hope never wrote a great joke in his extremely long life.



This message was edited by FreeholdBill on 10-15-02 @ 11:01 PM