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TheMojoPin

10-17-2002, 02:15 PM

Seriously, is there a response to this?

I always just say, "a woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but a woodchuck can't chuck wood, AND YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG." That response, however, just doesn't seem to have the "zing" of the question. What's a boy to do?

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BrianTheBailBondsman

10-17-2002, 02:36 PM

I swear i was gonna aksk this yesterday but i figured you all thought i was wacky enough

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furie

10-17-2002, 02:38 PM

1/0

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Ants In My Pants

10-17-2002, 03:32 PM

Better yet...

If I would, could you?

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HordeKing1

10-17-2002, 03:41 PM

Please refer to the earlier thread posted by The Al Dukes Fan http://209.201.90.135/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=69&Topic=16384 <P>

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