Advice to Wonderboy

[Dork-kc]

Wonderboy...it may be tough, but it is time to move on.

Here's my advice to you...
You should pretend she no longer exists. It's time to drink some beers, do some shots, and head to your nearest strip bar. Some people who choose to think of their ex as deceased call this "the wake". Nothing makes you forget a girlfriend (past or current) like a strip club. Get the guys from the show to take you...at a strip bar there is no need for conversation so that will take care of your "clingy" issue...if you need to latch on to someone get a lap dance.

[SRFSTARVD]

Here is my advice....
walk it off deek
no seriously no girls likes whining. And if this one broke your heart then she isnt the right one and there will be another one out there that will come along and totally blow your mind. Walk it off

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[DC Reed]

if he doesnt wanna join the military, he should join the boarder patrol, nothing turns women on that a man that rejects others from entering our country!

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[Dork-kc]

I'd also suggest losing the mohawk...it is no longer 1987

[CreepyGyrl]

My advice is take as much time as you need Wonder Boy to get over her. Its odvious that you were really in love with her. And a broken heart takes time to mend. I would also advise that you don't put an end to your extracarictular (sp?) activities. The only way that you start to over come the feelings of lose is to go out, have fun, and do the things you normally would do. Don't feel pressured by ANYONE (sorry guys) to move on before your ready because only you know how you truly feel and how much you loved her.

AND DON'T LOOSE THE MOHAWK!!! Individuality is AWESOME!!!!(sorry again don't mean to step on toes but its my opinion)

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[Michael Fury]

Three easy steps to overcome being dumped:

1. Get very drunk.
2. Pick a fight.
3. Wake up in jail.

Unfortunately, Wonder Boy doesn't drink. In that case, proceed directly to step #2.





See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[Coach]

My advice... go out, get totally shitfaced, which in his case would be like two beers, hook up with some chich and fuck the living hell out of her. It always seemes to work for me when I need to get over a relationship gone bad.
Oh and he deserves to lose that girl, he is such a whiney little bitch

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[JerseyTim]

Wonderboy don't need no stinking advice. He's playing this bit perfectly. All the marks are biting.

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[bboxer]

wen he was talking about imagining her there that was creepy <P>

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[irishkb]

here is an idea... face the fact that it is over and start acting like yourself again... stop being this little worthless human being.. understandably you are upset and it will take awhile to get over her but if you ever want to get her or any girl again you gotta get back to your normal groove... or you could just go gay....

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[ADF]

My advice is to get a huge raise in pay so you can make her jealous with all your wonder bread.

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[Coco]

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[TheMojoPin]

My advice is to invest in pornography. The filthiest and most degrading possible. You'll feel better about yourself knowing that you don't have to earn money by being humped by a canine.

Yet.

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[Megadeth]

Wonderboy really needs to grow a set of balls.
He's 26 and hasn't taken a shot in his life. What a fucking pussy.
Ron's right, they need to sign him up for the Corps.

[TheMojoPin]

Ron's right, they need to sign him up for the Corps.

Ron's wrong. I don't want goofballs like him protecting my country. That's why I never signed up. It would be unfair to everyone else.

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[Johnny4]

Confidence is the key wonderboy. Without it you have nothing, not even yourself. My old man gave me good advice when I broke up with a chic once. He said, Listen go out and become a creature of the night, a friggin' Vampire. There are a ton of broads out there, don't come home until you find a couple. Also don't expect to find any virgins, most of the broads out there probably been laid by 5-10 guys. Don't let that slow you up. Ahh, my old man was quite the poet.

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

They are all correct wonderboy, Put a little base in that voice suck it up and play ball , you are always down on yourself. Have confidance! ( and always be sure to use spell check)

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[ToddEVF]

i have 3 words for wonderboy
SUCK IT UP

otherwise, try and keep your personal problems off the air, sure it was bad, but still it feels like it gets mentioned every 5 seconds now

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[TheMojoPin]

Put a little base in that voice

A little bace in your fass?

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[Megadeth]

Did Wonderboy even take that shot after the Bacardi chick was asking him to?

[Dork-kc]

I don't think Wonderboy took the shot. They kept talking about him not drinking...and he said he never did shots.

[GirLieBatchXoX]

Wonderboy needs to relax on the depressing talk in the studio... its really getting to me... On Friday I sat at my desk and cried along w/ the show as I listened to the replay of Thursday's show.
Oh man, I know exactly what he is going through, heartbreaks are definitely very difficult to overcome... how I did it? Found Talk Radio.. and I can never say it enough.. RON and FEZ healed me with laughter.

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I want MY OTHER NAME back!!! :(

[staab]

why has no one mentioned suicide as a solution?

[Megadeth]

Heroin always did that job for me.

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

two words: "ether rag"

that should be self explanatory^

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[Donnielimes]

First of all you don't miss this girl you miss the idea you had in your head of this girl. It was never real It really aint real now so wake up to reality find a chick that looks just like her and nail her treat her like a pig then dump her. In ten years she'll wiegh like 200 pounds and you'll still be able to date 18 yr olds. So buck up and stay gold ponyboy.

[high_pitch_eric]

Wonderboy! First off stop
acting like such a fag! lol
Have and some pride for
yourself! If your gonna
mope at least deal with it
yourself without letting that
C you still need her, thats
the worst thing you can do!
F HER!!! MAKE her feel like
what she did was the best
thing for you!!!! Stop acting
like a P and I guarentee you
will see that in time she will
either come back to you or
try to interfere with your new
relationship! Thats when
you be a man and say, FU
BIATCH!!!!! YOUR LOSS...
And then..CYA!!!!!
Remember! ALL P is the
same!!! Some of the
women that own that p are
Fat, some skinny, some
hot, some ugly, some even
smell, but remember it's
ALL the same! Its
OVERRATED anyway! Find
some new tail and move
on!

PS... Don't listen to that
duche Tom Lickass!!

[swiss miss]

Sweet wonder boy....I must applaud your display of emotion. I think that many are NOT in touch with their emotions, and i think its great that you feel that passionatly about something that you would bare your heart and soul on air like that. Shes missing out on a great guy, you obviously love her very much.

[TheMojoPin]

First off stop
acting like such a fag! lol

The audacity of calling someone a "fag" and then actually saying "lol" is simply stunning.

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[MrMarcus]

Do what Tony Soprano did last night on "The Sopranos". Go over to your girl's house, take off your belt, and whip the guy who is banging your chick.

[McNabbShouldDie]

Here's my advice to Wonderboy, stop cheating on RF.net polls. Ya cheap bastard...

Oh, this is a thread about his girl. Even though it's already been said, I've already started to post here so let me just tell Wonderboy to suck it up.




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