What is the best quote you have ever heard

[Violent Jay]

The best quote i have ever heard is Do you smoke weed..... dammit we could have been really good friends

[Captain Rooster]

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."


- THEODORE ROOSEVELT
(Paris Sorbonne,1910)



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[Steels]

I put my pants on....just like the rest of you....one leg at a time....except....once my pants are on....I make Gold Records..

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[canofsoup15]

Dont judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do judge them, youll be a mile away and have their shoes.

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[FUNKMAN]

"you never have time to do it right, but you always have time to do it over"

a Millwright told me that when i worked at the Colgate Plant in Jersey City...


on the more funny side, Tawanna Brawley's infamous:

"nobody manipsmates me"

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[blakjeezis]

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
-Winston Churchill, 1940 Address to the House of Commons after the Miracle at Dunkirk

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[jamesdiggy]

"They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst"

The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference."-- Jack Kerouac

That and...

"Nothing is to be feared. It is only to be understood."--Madame Curie

Oh yeah,

"You can't buy me with your Uncle Tom house monkeys."--Michael Martin

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[silera]

"If I let you suck my tongue, would you be greatful?"- Nicholas Cage in Face Off

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[fiestygal]

"those who dies with the most toys STILL wins"..NO FEAR- from a NO FEAR SHIRT

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[El Mudo]

"Do what you can with what you have where you are"
-Teddy Roosevelt

"Here's to us and those like us...damn few of us left"
-James Earl Jones, "Gardens of Stone"

Anything by Douglas MacArthur or Ronald Reagan

"People try to say what goes on between Al Davis and the league doesn't effect what happens on the field, but there's no way you can tell me that's so"
--Future Hall Of Famer Tim Brown..

[FUNKMAN]

"when you come to a fork in the road, take it"
:)

Yogi

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[Zipgun]

"Fuck 'Em" - Elizabeth Gunhilda Frederickson Martin Ercole.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh go F youself!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"Fuck 'Em" - Elizabeth Gunhilda Frederickson Martin Ercole.



Nana was wise.

"Tell 'em to pound salt up their ass!"-- Peter Kulek

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-27-02 @ 11:50 PM

[ADF]

"those who dies with the most toys STILL wins"..NO FEAR- from a NO FEAR SHIRT


Having your favorite quote coming from a "no fear" t-shirt is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I don't have a favorite quote.. I haven't said it yet.

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[Hosp]

"I need to sit through another play like I need another hole in my head"

-Abraham Lincoln

But myreal one is

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool then to speak and prove it to be true"
-Mark Twain

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[TLM]

Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car.

And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

From the movie memento

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[F1Gm3nT]

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts
mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable" - Bruce lee

Keep your words soft & sweet... in case you have to eat them - ?

Dose it comfort you to know you faught the good fight? - ?

Do onto others as you would like to be done onto you - Moises Tolentino (my father)


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"Conquer the devils with a little thing called love!"
- Bob Marley

[silera]

Do onto others as you would like to be done onto you - Moises Tolentino (my father)

Figgy is Jesus Christ!!!!!

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[Knowledged_one]

The only thing i ever lost and couldnt find was time

I came to bring the pain

Put on your gasoline boots and walk through hell

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I dont just speak the truth I smoke it too
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[fiestygal]

You in here for some marijuana...marijuana!!!!! man this is some bullshit!!!!
....HALF BAKED

FU WHITE TRASH - LIDDY


Im rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back on you

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[A.J.]

"Some people just don't belong."

-- Judge Elihu Smails



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[Michael Fury]

"I happened to catch my reflection the other day when I was polishing my trophies, and, gee, it's easy to see why women are nuts about me."
(Tom Ryan)







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[wilee]

"He whose genius appears deepest and truest excels his fellows at nothing, save the knack of expression." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

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[DreamWeaver]

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

"I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice."
- Michael Jackson

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[Coco]

"I don't believe in violence because the appearance of any good it does is temporary, the evil it does is permanent." Gandhi

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We can't change our past, but we can change the way we look at it - into something more positive

[Jennitalia]

"Next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby"
Madonna, "Waiting for You"

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[FelixDasGato]

Anything that Mr. Lucky says.

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[flavorsaver]

"Wit enables one to step on someone else's shoes without spoiling the shine."

-Duc de la Rochenfoucauld

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

..."and that was another lesson in Lankis 101" ( Man I hate that motherfucker) OHH i'm sorry I thought your said the WORST

"A man that is loved by everyone has no Idea who his enimies are... But, a man that is hated by evryone knows who his friends are."

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

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[Coach]

"Such are the slavish horrors that one knows... he who cannot swim"- Ben Franklin

"If I wanted to hear you moan I would have FUCKED YOU!!!"
-I don't know where that one is from, but I really like that one and I love to use it because it really pisses people off and that is what I AM ALL ABOUT

"Don't You Know? A clown can get away with Murder?" John Wayne Gacey

[hyperspace]

"One more word out of you and i will strangle you with my microphone cord"
Also how about the Sopranos on Sunday "you blow your father with that mouth?"

"YOUR FUCKING WARNED DON'T EVER GO OVER MY HEAD AGAIN..YOU MUDDER FUCKER YOU"

[Ants In My Pants]

"I hate my wife. I wear my wedding ring on the wrong finger, cause I married the wrong goddamn woman." - Robin Harris

"Sex is just like putting money in the bank. Once you take it out, the interest is all gone." - Dolemite


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[blakjeezis]

"I figured that someday I'd have to meet my Maker and He'd ask me why I didn't let that boy play. I was afraid that if I told Him it was because he was black, that wouldn't be sufficient."

Happy Chandler, former baseball commisioner, on Jackie Robinson.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

"No, you can't come... if this
plan goes to shit you're
gonna have to kill us all!"
-john carpenters vampires:
Los muertos (the sequal to
the good one)


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[DarkHippie]

"I drank what?" --Socrates

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that's why they call it 'the present'" --Deepak Chopra

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[TheGameHHH]

I really love the Roosevelt quote that Rooster posted before, but I have a new favorite quote and I just heard it like 2 hours ago, it went like this.....

"Well man, one thing led to another, and then we wound up double-teaming her." - A friend who's name will remain secret.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[ShadowsOnPaper]

"I would hurl words into the darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of the hunger for lifethat gnaws in us all, to keep alive in our hearts a sense of the inexpressibly human." Richard Wright's Black Boy

"Everything that arises passes away, so strive for what has not yet arisen." Budda

On heroin: "People think it's all about misery and death and all that shit, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid." Trainspotting

The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us . . . and our lives slip away, moment by moment, lost in that vast, terrible in-between.

[NurseMira]

"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another"

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Never forget what they did to you but never let them know that you remember

[SuperClerk]

"A man isn't a man until he becomes a man."-Jake Roberts

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[Violent Jay]

Dont judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do judge them, youll be a mile away and have their shoes.this is my favorite qoute of them all


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[armymad]

you mom's box's

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[Crippler]

"So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me."

- or -

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours...that's relativity."

-- Albert Einstein


...silent, but violent.

[flavorsaver]

"Yeah, I dont have a badonkadonk, I got more of a badonk you know what i'm sayin."



--Girl#2

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[Violent Jay]

another great quote is
"everyone has a plan until i punch them in the face"
Mike Tyson

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I really am a nice kid in a break your neck kind of a way

[SRFSTARVD]

If I let you suck my tongue, would you be greatful


um hells yea!!!

IM me SRFSTARVD
Pronounced Surf Starved
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[Ants In My Pants]

"If you will suck my soul, I will lick your funky emotions" - Prince Paul (I think)

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[irishkb]

"Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be merry"
Ben Franklin, what a smart man..

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[SilentSpic]

"Yippie Ki Yi Mother Fucker!"

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[reddevil12553]

did you ever dance with the devil by the pale monlight?
batman-the only good batman movie

if a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes---- yes its a prince song shut it

"I've got better things to do today than die---- Springer (name the movie for 2 points)

[Meve]

"To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it"

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