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shellcreatives
11-16-2002, 05:13 PM
This would be a diet that I developed from careful studies of how to succesfully die, and notes on Stacker 2 and 3 from these boards. On a serious note though, I heard that balancing Stacker 2 and 3 could make you lose wait, and multivitamins are good for blood flow. I'd probably lose like, 10 pounds in the first week. I'm just not sure if the human body can handle all that. I'm only 16 years old...
One (1) Sampler pack, containing multivitamins
One (1) Sampler pack, containing 1 Stacker 2 and 1 Stacker 3 pill each.
Six (6) cans of Redbull, to wash down the pills.
Two (2) Thirty-two ounce tubs of 7-UP.
One (1) Box of donuts.
Take half a box of donut, consume greedily, and then wash down with thirty ounces of 7-UP.
Take three cans of Redbull, open, chug two, washing down half the multivitamins. Chug one more, washing down the S2
Take three more cans of Redbull, open, chug two, washing down the other half of the multivitamins, and then chug one more, washing down the S3.
Consume other half of box of donuts, wash down with 32 ounces of 7-UP.

Whaddya think?

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gone
11-16-2002, 06:25 PM
i think you will be having a heart attack at a VERY young age

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Paz
11-16-2002, 06:54 PM
Okay let me make this as clear as I can...Don't take any stimulants! they are addictive and they can screw with your heart, liver and kidneys. The only way to truly lose weight and keep it off is to eat only when you are hungry, eat good foods, eat small portions and exercise. Now let's get to the real deal....you are only 16...why would you want to take such drastic measures to lose weight? Understand this....the things you do to your body when you are 16..can make life very hard to live when you are 30. Believe me, I know.

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Dan
11-16-2002, 07:35 PM
You're probably better off
excising your love handles with a
grapefruit spoon you found in a
pile of cowshit.


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HordeKing1
11-16-2002, 08:26 PM
Shellcreatives - You won't like to hear this but the only way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.

If you need help devising a diet you can live with see a nutritionist. Stacker 2 and other stimulants won't do anything positive for you and may have very adverse effects on your health.

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DarkHippie
11-17-2002, 05:53 AM
why don't you just do an 8 ball if you're gonna do all that?

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RandomNY
11-17-2002, 06:55 AM
With a "diet" you would end making your heart explode in your chest cavity....

Your sixteen just moderate exercise with a little weight traning and by the time your are 21 you can completely change your body...

Your body is still developing muscle cells and your metabolism is still running at full blast...



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grlNIN
11-23-2002, 06:39 PM
SC- dotnt listen to these nutballs....by the time i was your age i was living daily off of coke, emphetamines, and quenching my thirst with a nice sctotch on the rocks....of course now i am 17, an alcoholic, in rehab and have had several strokes but what do i know?.....Seriously, this so called diet is not the way to go, but i think preheps this may have been a ver, very dry joke


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TheMojoPin
11-23-2002, 07:18 PM
and have had several strokes

I banged a couple of The Hives. We're so cool.

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FollowThisLogic
11-23-2002, 10:53 PM
This would be a diet that I developed from careful studies of how to succesfully <b>die</b>
I think you'll hit your goal.

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Bama
11-23-2002, 10:59 PM
anorexia or bulemia would be so much cheaper

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fiestygal
11-28-2002, 08:39 PM
why don't you just do an 8 ball if you're gonna do all that?



the compassion i feel with this quote

hey shellcreatives- why not try the cigarette and diet coke diet

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BrianTheBailBondsman
11-29-2002, 08:29 AM
no ball to eat all that at once

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