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CYYYFYYY
11-19-2002, 07:51 PM
Today I was talking to my
brother and I sayz to him how
the heck have you been dating
the same young lady for close
to 2 years and I can't find
myself a steady Girlfriend he
sayz to me. Well, David
(Thats me!) that I am to
picky. He says this because
he once tried setting me up
with one of his female friends
once but I declined for
several reasons that I am not
going into. So I sayz to
him..... Well, when he
recently broke up with his
Girlfriend (Which he has gone
back to and now is dating
again) I sayz to Mark (thats
my little brother) why didn't
you date this wonderful girl
he tried setting me up with.
I ask what is wrong with her.
He sayz she has my
personality. Now I offended.
I sayz What is wrong with
that??? He sayz he would
shoot himself in the head if
he was stuck with her to long.
He will not give this girl one
date which means if I was
female he would not give me
one date? He sayz yes. Well,
let me tell you boys and girls
my brother should only be so
lucky to have a date with me
and in all honesty I don;t
think my brother is my type
but I would give him a chance.
I would give him a date to
prove himself. Not me. No
date for David. So if my
brother does not like my
personality and we are always
hanging out I have to believe
my brother is using me for my
Body? I am flattered by this
but I still think it is wrong.
I feel cheap now. He says he
is not picky and as nonpicky
as he is he won;t even give me
a shot. Now I am depressed.
Yep boys and girl;s this is
the sickest posyt I have ever
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Yerdaddy
11-19-2002, 08:02 PM
I miss "Taxicab Confessions"
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ToddEVF
11-19-2002, 08:06 PM
Well,
let me tell you boys and girls
my brother should only be so
lucky to have a date with me
and in all honesty I don:t
think my brother is my type but I would give him a chance.
not only did you enter the gay zone on that, but you also entered the incest zone too. . .
. . . I have to vomit now
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ChrisTheCop
11-19-2002, 08:12 PM
...so I sayz to him I sayz
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Death Metal Moe
11-19-2002, 08:15 PM
Just get him plenty Drunk. That's what I sez.
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irishkb
11-19-2002, 08:27 PM
do not give this man anymore drugs.... what the fuck....
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fluffernutter
11-19-2002, 09:15 PM
So what volume is the Taboo series up to now?
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Death Metal Moe
11-19-2002, 09:20 PM
Up to the Mark and Dave saga, I guess.
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He says this because
he once tried setting me up
with one of his female friends
once but I declined for
several reasons that I am not
going into.
Was one of the reasons that she doesn't have a penis? If so, you might be gay.
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LatinSpiceXoX
11-19-2002, 09:31 PM
...so I sayz to him I sayz
..this reminds me of my ex.. I miss Tommy, in some ways..
'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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TheMojoPin
11-19-2002, 09:51 PM
Why do you type like you're Popeye? And by that I obviously mean typing gay as a sailor.
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dassal3399
11-20-2002, 12:02 PM
this is too crazy for me to even have a response...punch out maverick...punch out
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Yerdaddy
11-20-2002, 03:18 PM
WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD HAVE STARS???
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It was a joke goddammit!
dassal3399
11-20-2002, 03:21 PM
maybe because it's to freaky
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CYYYFYYY
11-20-2002, 06:38 PM
I want stars Sayz David!!!!!!
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!
Christy
11-20-2002, 06:43 PM
I am making an "L" with my thumb and index finger and slowly placing it up to my forehead!!! I know how much you hate that!!!!!!!!! LOL :-)
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CYYYFYYY
11-20-2002, 06:49 PM
DAMN YOU CHRISTY!!!!!!! I am
now placing 3 fingers on my
forehead which is meant for
me. The W stands for winner
because I am a WINNNER!!
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!
JerseyRich
11-20-2002, 07:01 PM
I gave you one star out of pity.
I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!
Death Metal Moe
11-20-2002, 07:04 PM
Hey, while they're going around, stop by the confessional and paste a few on Moe posts.
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CYYYFYYY
11-20-2002, 07:45 PM
WOO WOO A STAR!!!!! Maybe
now my brother will date
me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!
Yerdaddy
11-20-2002, 07:56 PM
this one here is what won the star:
So what volume is the Taboo series up to now?
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Christy
11-21-2002, 07:51 PM
WOO WOO A STAR!!!!! Maybe
now my brother will date
me!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about that OLD gay guy down the street? Will he still date ya?
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CYYYFYYY
11-22-2002, 07:56 PM
Please do not mention the OLD
GAY GUY down the street.... It
just hurts too much......
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!
TheMojoPin
11-22-2002, 10:17 PM
PanterA needs to understand that THIS is the best of the web.
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