my mom is always fucking right about girls.

[Hawiian shirt craig]

she is. i hate it. every
time. and she never gets
involved or starts trouble or
anythign like that. she
always accepts them. she is
just always right. we were
talking baout this with my
cousin, who is my age and
getting married in a couple
months... my mother has been
right every time.

what about you guys? mom ever
know that a girl/guy was gonna
jump the shark, and they
called i


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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[walking joint]

my mom was also always right and she also always let me know about it.

[TomPoo]

momma's boy

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[Jennitalia]

i dont listen or seek advice from my mom regarding relationships. she's on her 3rd marriage and has a thing for white trash/loser men.



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[Michael Fury]

My momma told me .. . you better shop around.






Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious

[Hawiian shirt craig]

i dont listen or seek
advice from my mom regarding
relationships. she's on her
3rd marriage and has a thing
for white trash/loser men.


well my parents are still
married, etc etc. i'm too
normal i think. if i was a
little more fucked up, maybe i
could deal with some of the
bull shit coming down the pipe
from most girls. plus i live
with the 'rents when i'm not
at school. its kind of hard
to hide the fact that i'm
dating someone if i'm at home,
and if ur mom likes white
trash and loosers, i've got a
couple recently divorced,
alcoholic uncles who need some
lovin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[gone]

jenn, your mom and my mom should be friends... how many grown men's asses i had to kick when i lived with her

C*U*N*T
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[ChickenHawk]

I glanced at the topic and only
saw the first 5 words and got
scared.


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[FatTony]

Same here CHicken Hawk. I was thinking oh my god not another "My Mom is Always Fucking my Friends" Thread.

See-yA

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"They always win in the end."

[Hawiian shirt craig]

you guys are sick. despite my
fucked up atire, loud mouth
and ability to leap tall
buildings in a single bound, i
come from a very WASPy
westchester family that isn't
rich, but does ok. mom and
dad aren't divored or any of
that shit, so get your moinds
out of the gutter


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[Coco]

Listen to your mother

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We can't change our past, but we can change the way we look at it - into something more positive

[Hawiian shirt craig]

coco, i'm starting to think
you ARE my mother...
seriously, u two should
hang out LOL.


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Mother Knows Best


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[Coco]

My mom was always right too about guys I brought home. Mothers, I guess, just have that "uncanny" sense of perception about people - that's their job! It is definitely smart to at least consider what she says.

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[dassal3399]

hey man all mom's know...trust me

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[ShelleBink]

i kept my parents from meeting a lot of my guys... for good reason

they tend to not like the nice ones and to like the mean ones, with a few exceptions. go figure.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My dad was right about A LOT of things.

I'm 35 now, He died when I was 20. Whenever we'd argue and I'd ask qustions, his answer was always, "Someday, you'll understand."

God damn! To this day, I'm STILL experiencing the time-released "I told you so-s!"

Too bad I'm not having kids-- I'd do the SAME thing to them!



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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Hawiian shirt craig]

u can adopt me fuzzy but, i'm
good at shoveling and rakeing
and mowing. my parents treat
me like a mexican, why
shouldn't you???


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[FUNKMAN]

Mom knew i had a "thing" for the Latin and Black girls...
So when i went to work in the kitchen of the Hospital where she worked she knew I would get involved with a girl named Sonia and she was correct... "I knew you were gonna get involved with Sonia" was what she said...

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Shame on her for talking shit about all those little fast food chicks you hit on

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

my mom is always fucking right about girls
What's a right about girl? and why does she fuck 'em?

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"

[Hawiian shirt craig]

brian, if u weren't my
favorite wop....


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

brian, if u weren't my
favorite wop....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

hehe

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"