Is it true Feces stays in our intestines?

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey There crew. If you're eating chocolate pudding or Tootsie Rolls, you may want to put it down.

I've heard, mostly on these Infomercials and Radio ads all day on Sundays on WNEW, that there's A LOT of our shit that stays in our intestines long after we've digested things.

I did see a short part of a special on E or something about a Spa like camp where rich people go to have the crap massaged and drained out of them. And of course, these Colon Cleansing commercials will tell you you're about to DIE from shit you don't pass.

So my question is this: Is this true all the time, somewhat true, or completely made up to sell glorified Exlax to people?

Because if there's a lot of crap stuck in my intestines, I may want to do something about it.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 12-11-02 @ 1:13 AM

[Bob Impact]

im sure skidmark meant to say this:
http://www.colonblow.com

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Trust skidmark. I tried it. It worked like a charm! Psyllium is nature's broom.

And you get a nifty pen!

Pooping is cool!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-11-02 @ 9:55 AM

[IrishAlkey]

Because if there's a lot of crap stuck in my intestines, I may want to do something about it.

In your case, I guarantee it.

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[Jennitalia]

poop!

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[IrishAlkey]

Jenn gets right to the point.

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[jocefus]

im thinking of taking one for the team and trying it this weekend. ill let ya know if my ass explodes or not.

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[RandomNY]

The 48 hour lose 10 pounds diet plays on the fact that there is on average 5 to 10 pounds of waist in the average human's body at any one time along with the fact that most people don't eat enough fiber through the day to pass it along.

When I had to go for a colonscopy the Dr. prescribed a gallon of laxitive to drink before going to the hospital.. I drank about 25% of it.. I was on the toilet for over an hour passing out waist.

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[TheGameHHH]

I don't know what it was about that colonblow website, but I wanna try it out now.

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[ADF]

I think the people who believe in this stuff are full of shit.

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[HordeKing1]

Sure, we have food in our digestive system, but in the normal course of events, it passes from our bodies in the form of poop.

On occasoion something can get seriously screwed up and some "assistence" is required, in the form of surgery. Sometimes the poop gets so compacted that it cannot pass and must be manually extracted. (I bet you don't think your job is so bad now!)

The colonic fad probably won't do any harm and it might make your wallet a little lighter.


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[Orallo]

Actually, HK If I remember correctly a little over a year ago Alice S. Fuzzybutt had a post about this.

She had to go to the Dr. and get her wowels rectally & manually disimpacted... yumm...

Anyway, maybe she'll read this post and walk down memory lane with all of us once again.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Fuzzybutt had a post about this.

She had to go to the Dr. and get her wowels rectally & manually disimpacted... yumm...



As much as I want to take credit for a great poo story, all the credit for that one goes to Angry Missy!


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[HordeKing1]

wowels rectally & manually disimpacted... yumm...

Better the wowels than the vowels or worse yet, the bowels.

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[Orallo]

Touche HK,

bowels is what I meant.

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[angrymissy]

fuzzybutt and i had a colonblow experiment. Ididn't do the "aggressive" approach but had lots of poo come out.

If you order from them you get a pen that says "poopin is cool"

Its worth it just for the pen.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I did the aggressive approach. It was great-- I pooped 6 times in 24 hours.

And I use the pen to write all my postcards to John Sykes!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-12-02 @ 4:52 PM