Why do belly buttons have an odor? [Archive]

RF Godfather

12-22-2002, 09:42 AM

Just wondering, oh Wise One.

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12-22-2002, 12:26 PM

Cause you're always rubbin' one out into it.

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12-22-2002, 12:31 PM

it's a pit, like an armpit only it's got lint in it :)

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Dewey

12-22-2002, 12:39 PM

Are you sure you aren't thinking of a-holes? It's so easy to get confused.

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Arienette

12-22-2002, 03:18 PM

umm... you're supposed to wash in there. with soap. just letting the soapy water run down your body is unacceptable (and that goes for feet, as well)

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tricia

12-22-2002, 03:31 PM

every once in a while i like to use a qtip for that extra clean feeling...

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12-22-2002, 03:38 PM

I guess God thought no one would check...?

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ADF

12-22-2002, 04:40 PM

I think the correct question is why your bellybutton has an odor.

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angrymissy

12-22-2002, 06:12 PM

my belly button doesn't smell bad.

my feet do.

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12-22-2002, 06:21 PM

I lost my keys down there once.

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The Nature Boy

12-22-2002, 06:31 PM

I always thought because it was basically a path to your innards(or your Skynards) and it's only a flimsy knot tied on your orginal birthday keeping your guts from spilling out all over your junk.

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Yerdaddy

12-22-2002, 06:47 PM

umm... you're supposed to wash in there. with soap. just letting the soapy water run down your body is unacceptable (and that goes for feet, as well)
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The Jays

12-22-2002, 06:58 PM

...you're belly button has an odor???? dude, that's so gross... you're a dirrty lil person.....

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Bama

12-22-2002, 07:01 PM

Why would you wash your belly button? It stinks so you can gross people out whenever you're bored. That's like walking out of the room to pass gas. What a waste.

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The Jays

12-22-2002, 07:08 PM

...I specifically make it a point to wash every orifice on my body, including my dill hole... I then apply a Juniper Breeze body wash, rinse off, then after I dry, I use a Juniper Breeze body lotion, and then a body spray.... I come out smelling like a Yankee Candle store.....

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tricia

12-22-2002, 07:30 PM

yeah, i'm definitely not gonna make out with you

The Jays

12-22-2002, 07:30 PM

...I'm sure you would be willing to move past these lil tidbits on my washing habits to have a go at me....

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silera

12-22-2002, 08:00 PM

...you're belly button has an odor????

YOUR!

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The Jays

12-22-2002, 08:02 PM

...I did that to make you respond....

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silera

12-22-2002, 08:18 PM

Sure you did, and tricia's going to make out with you too.

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The Jays

12-22-2002, 08:22 PM

....I DID, I DID, I DID!!!! I AM THE PUPPETMASTER AND YOU ARE MY PUPPET!!1! I HOLD THE STRINGS OF YOU ALLL!!!!!

.....and Trish wants me, you can practically tell every time she says no, that she is secretly praying for that moment to come....

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12-22-2002, 08:24 PM

....I DID, I DID, I DID!!!! I AM THE PUPPETMASTER AND YOU ARE MY PUPPET!!1! I HOLD THE STRINGS OF YOU ALLL!!!!!
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silera

12-22-2002, 08:24 PM

I HOLD THE STRINGS OF YOU ALLL!!!!!

Don't pull it or you'll have to clean up the mess.

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Death Metal Moe

12-22-2002, 08:27 PM

I'm so out of the loop I want Bacon.

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12-22-2002, 08:37 PM

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12-23-2002, 10:34 AM

did anyone see the thread with the worst title ever?

oh here it is

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DJEvelEd

12-23-2002, 10:36 AM

When I twist my hoop earring in the ear hole, my fingers smell funny...

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12-23-2002, 12:09 PM

cuz you gotta wash the jiz out once in a while.

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DrewP

12-23-2002, 12:45 PM

People, we all have to wash every part of ourselves with soap and water daily, otherwise they will smell bad. That includes your belly buttons, between your toes, behind the ears (not to mention removing the earrings and getting in there too). 
It's caused by bactiria that grows where there is perspiration that: 1) doesn't have alot of air to dry quickly enough 2) areas that tend to get passed over when we take those "quick showers" when we are pressed for time.

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HordeKing1

12-23-2002, 01:06 PM

First off, not every belly button has an odor.

Even among those who have smelly belly buttons, the odor is virtually undetectable by anyone who isn't sticking their finger in, swirling it around and smelling their finger.

(An exception to this is an infection which could be serious and requires prompt medical attention).

"Outies" are less prone to odor than "innies," for obvious reasons.

Wash your belly button as you would any other part of your body and you shouldn't encounter any offensive odors.

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Death Metal Moe

12-23-2002, 01:13 PM

Wash your belly button as you would any other part of your body

Infrequently?

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HordeKing1

12-23-2002, 01:21 PM

Infrequently

Or outfrequently as the case may be.

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DJEvelEd

12-23-2002, 01:23 PM

behind the ears (not to mention removing the earrings and getting in there too).

I never take them out..guess I'll have to scrub those holes too...

New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to

What about LoveLine??? C'mon ya can't tell me it's not a good show...

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Death Metal Moe

12-23-2002, 04:25 PM

Maybe he can't, but I can tell you Lovelines is Bullshit.

And I just had an interesting thought.

If Earrings get nasty, what of other piercings? I guess the Genital ones come to ming first because I'm a filthy degenerate, but eyebrow and lip rings too?

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The Jays

12-23-2002, 06:40 PM

..... they def gtta build up some nasty stank, if not washed.... all that dead skin, being chewed on by all sorts of bacteria....

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RF Godfather

12-24-2002, 01:39 AM

I think the correct question is why your bellybutton has an odor.
I walked right into that, didn't I?

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Thanks for the info HK.

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IrishAlkey

12-25-2002, 11:29 PM

My asshole has an offensive odor.

I blame White Castle.

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