Pootertoot
07-12-2001, 08:30 AM
We can all look forward to Al Dukes' magical mystery date (budget: $35).
She'll have to pick him up at his apartment, as he won't leave it without protection for fear the city might eat him alive. They'll stroll down to the local movie theater where, upon entering with a girl at his side, will point to her and scream "Look! I'm not alone! You don't have to laugh at me and judge me anymore!"
After the movie, they'll make their way to the local clinic, for a sample of vaginal tissue to make sure she's clean, they'll go back to his apartment for some dry George Foreman Grill Chicken. Then massive disappointment when he finds she doesn't have an outlet to have robot sex with.
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This Sig is Temporary, while the REAL 1000 Post Spectacular Sig is Pending Litigation.
She'll have to pick him up at his apartment, as he won't leave it without protection for fear the city might eat him alive. They'll stroll down to the local movie theater where, upon entering with a girl at his side, will point to her and scream "Look! I'm not alone! You don't have to laugh at me and judge me anymore!"
After the movie, they'll make their way to the local clinic, for a sample of vaginal tissue to make sure she's clean, they'll go back to his apartment for some dry George Foreman Grill Chicken. Then massive disappointment when he finds she doesn't have an outlet to have robot sex with.
<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/tardpower2.gif">
This Sig is Temporary, while the REAL 1000 Post Spectacular Sig is Pending Litigation.