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ChickenHawk
12-23-2002, 08:58 PM
...and I'm not talking about
his tits!

Folks, I just got home from
Stand Up New York tonight
(12/23), and I gotta say I got
my share of comedy for a
while. A LOT of great
comics were there and I
highly reccomend it to
anyone. It was a great night
of laughs (I feel bad for the
one guy who bombed.) But
my favorite comedian of the
night: Harry Tarjanian
(I absolutely misspelled
that). He was F'ing
hilarious. It took a couple
jokes before the crowd
warmed up to him, but after
that he did great. What I
liked most about it was
HOW easily I could relate to
a lot of it. The best comedy
is the kind you can relate to,
and man, his closing bit on
girls... COULD NOT HAVE
PHRASED IT ANY BETTER.
He hit the nail right on the
head...PERFECT! And
anyone who saw or goes to
see him will agree. GO
SEE one of his remaining
shows. It's a fun time. And
don't forget to mention Ron
& Fez at the door!

(I'm not sure if the order
stays the same for all the
shows, but also look out for
the guy with big teeth. He
also killed. ...I'm terrible at
remembering names.)


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Death Metal Moe
12-23-2002, 09:03 PM
I hope his check clears for ya.

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JerseyRich
12-23-2002, 09:12 PM
I am gonna have to go see him...
But damn...Looks like I'm not gonna have to use this bag of tomatoes that I bought.

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ChickenHawk
12-23-2002, 09:45 PM
I hope his check
clears for ya.
Taken care of... weeks ago.


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Dewey
12-23-2002, 10:13 PM
Can you get me some of those 'shrooms, Hawk?

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The Chairman
12-23-2002, 11:06 PM
I'd like to go. Anyone else interested? We can perhaps arrange a group outing and make an evening of it.

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FelixDasGato
12-24-2002, 05:30 AM
Harry Trainspotting, sure I'd go to see him. Going on the 26th or 29th.

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DreamWeaver
12-24-2002, 06:24 AM
but also look out for
the guy with big teeth
Vos?

edit - oh wait, it can't be
He
also killed

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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 12-24-02 @ 10:26 AM
FMJeff
12-24-2002, 06:33 AM
Quote:
but also look out for
the guy with big teeth


Vos?

edit - oh wait, it can't be

Quote:
He
also killed




bwahahah

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Evilpete
12-24-2002, 06:37 AM
I'd like to go. Anyone else interested? We can perhaps arrange a group outing and make an evening of it.


sounds like a plan, but just to warn you, I don't put out

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-24-2002, 07:52 AM
Did you run a batch after your nipples got hard over Harry Turkeybaster?


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PanterA
12-24-2002, 08:09 AM
We are trying to get a group together on the 30th.

Show up on the 30th at 7:30pm

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BrianTheBailBondsman
12-24-2002, 09:51 AM
I would like to see him too . I like the kid he's got heart and I still can't beleive he ate that Entie pot or Rice pudding. I saw him do it and still don't beleive it.

That Harry Turnstlyes is ok with me!

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ChickenHawk
12-24-2002, 10:09 AM
Did you run a batch
after your nipples got hard
over Harry Turkeybaster?

::sigh:: Is it so wrong for
man to compliment another
man?


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Death Metal Moe
12-24-2002, 11:51 AM
Aww, we're just joking Chicken Hawk. I know that Harry's jokes were actually not bad on the radio, and I'm sure he's even better when Ron and Fez aren't breaking his balls at every turn.

If I had Money, I'd go.

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The Chairman
12-24-2002, 10:04 PM
We are trying to get a group together on the 30th.

Show up on the 30th at 7:30pm


CK will represent

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ChickenHawk
12-25-2002, 10:37 AM
If someone treats my broke
ass to two $5 Sprites I'll go
again.
Anyone feeling Christmasy?


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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 12-25-02 @ 2:59 PM
YankeeCowgirl
12-25-2002, 11:14 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE.



yeah.
irishkb
12-25-2002, 01:12 PM
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY PEOPLE.


they're the crazy ones yet you wrote this little gem of a sentence.

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SatCam
12-25-2002, 01:51 PM
I'm not allowed to see shows with pedaphiles

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YankeeCowgirl
12-25-2002, 04:23 PM
How delightfully perceptive of you, irishkb
The Chairman
12-25-2002, 09:58 PM
12/30.

We'll be getting to NYC early. If anyone wants to join us for sushi beforehand, IM or email me.

And Chicken I'll pay for your ticket.

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swiss miss
12-26-2002, 10:20 AM
Ive always liked little Elvis, he's so sweet to me, and he really truely is a funny guy!! I encourage everyone to go see him when hes on, its not every day that people like us can say that we helped a young comedian on his way up the ladder!! Hes a good kid, always a fun time with him in the studio....topless lunches, lap dances etc.....
ChickenHawk
12-26-2002, 10:41 AM
And Chicken I'll pay
for your ticket.
That's awesome of you
man. Thanks!
But I ain't no chicken! I'm a
COOPERS HAWK!
So now all I need is
someone to pay for
one of my $5 Sprites
and I'm in. My pocket can
handle one $5 Sprite, but
two is digging too deep into
the barren cob-webbed
void that is my wallet.


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MissExplosivo2
12-26-2002, 12:43 PM
I would really like to see Harry too. His line whilst attempting to do pushups "I think the problem is that my arms aren't strong enough to hold up the rest of my body"...classic!

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Katylina
12-26-2002, 12:50 PM
(still doesn't compare to my Jimmy)

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The Chairman
12-26-2002, 06:46 PM
That's awesome of you
man. Thanks!
But I ain't no chicken! I'm a
COOPERS HAWK!



Well, as I told you, that's the proper name for a Chicken Hawk, and that would get rid of the association with a term associated with pedaphiles. So what about changing your sig pic to Cooper's Hawk? Then I can call you Cooper instead of Chicken.

Allez Cuisine,

CK1

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ChickenHawk
12-27-2002, 10:33 AM
Well, as I told you,
that's the proper name for a
Chicken Hawk, and that
would get rid of the
association with a term
associated with
pedaphiles.
What's a "peedd-aa-fyy-all"?


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ChickenHawk
12-30-2002, 03:56 PM
Well, looks like a bulk of the
group expecting to go
couldn't make it. If anyone
did go, let us know how it
was when you get back.
Maybe next time... if there is
a next time.


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