26yeardoldDad
01-03-2003, 05:31 AM
About three years ago I was down at Polly Esthers in D.C. gettin ripped and all of a sudden this hot girl starts dancing with me. We're dancing and I'm having incredible trouble trying to hear her over the music, and she has a strange accent, but she still wants to talk.
i tell her "Honey I can't hear you" and she looks at me and says "Well I can't hear you at all, I'm Deaf."
So jokingingly I was like "OH Really? Your Def?" and made like this hurting sign language gesture. She didn't laugh. She turned her head to me to show me this humoungous hearing aid on her ear. "No really, I'm Deaf."
Amazingly, she didn't stop dancing with me. She actaully could dance, she told me she had 40% of her hearing. So we're gettin hot, grinding on each other, whatever, and of course I'm gettin a stiffy (cause that's what happens).
She smiles at me with her hands around my shoulders and says, "My god, you're boning up"
"Excuse me?" I say with a look of incredulity.
"Yeah. You're boning up!"
So I take that as a cue to start grinding on her harder, and I say "Oh, ok you like that." but she doesn't seem to be responding. She leans close to me and puts her mouth right on my ear.
"You're burning up. It's really hot in here"
Needless to say, i went home lonely that night.
i tell her "Honey I can't hear you" and she looks at me and says "Well I can't hear you at all, I'm Deaf."
So jokingingly I was like "OH Really? Your Def?" and made like this hurting sign language gesture. She didn't laugh. She turned her head to me to show me this humoungous hearing aid on her ear. "No really, I'm Deaf."
Amazingly, she didn't stop dancing with me. She actaully could dance, she told me she had 40% of her hearing. So we're gettin hot, grinding on each other, whatever, and of course I'm gettin a stiffy (cause that's what happens).
She smiles at me with her hands around my shoulders and says, "My god, you're boning up"
"Excuse me?" I say with a look of incredulity.
"Yeah. You're boning up!"
So I take that as a cue to start grinding on her harder, and I say "Oh, ok you like that." but she doesn't seem to be responding. She leans close to me and puts her mouth right on my ear.
"You're burning up. It's really hot in here"
Needless to say, i went home lonely that night.