Conspiracy Theories

[INFOSTUD]

List your favorite Conspiracy Theory here.

My favorite--Everyone is out to get me.

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[Captain Rooster]

That Osama is alive, we know where his and we are not getting him to allow the war to go on.



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[ChrisTheCop]

Yeah, sure. Post em here. Didnt u see that Mel Gibson movie? The men in the black helicopters are just waiting for me to do something like that.

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[TheMojoPin]

For sheer insanity, there's one that involves the Kennedy assassination, the "faked moon landing", the world ending in 2012 because the Mayan calendar runs out, the Illuminati, and cloned Nazis (Odessa) from South America.

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[Katylina]

This thread reminds me of "A Beautiful Mind." I always loved paranoid schitzophrenics.

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[Spoil-Sport]

My favorite conspiracy theory: Al Dukes gets banished to the dump room because he lost a fight. <P>

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[A.J.]

Anything having to do with the 2000 Florida election results.

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[TheMojoPin]

Vince Foster. Durrrrrrr...

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[wilee]

Oh, calm down, Chris. We don't need the helicopters any more since the chip implant.

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[Yerdaddy]

That the <a href="http://www.washtimes.com/" target="_blank">Washington Times</a> is <a href="http://www.unification.net/2002/20020521_2.html" target="_blank">owned by Rev. Sun Myung Moon's Unification Church</a>, that he <a href="http://www.unification.net/faq/uniffaq001.html" target="_blank">thinks he is Christ</a>, and that he sees it as a tool to achieve his goal of a world theocracy with him at the head. (see quote) That one's just too looney to believe.

History has come to the point where humanism will now decline. God can allow humanism to collapse, but a<a href="http://www.unification.net/1977/770515.html" target="_blank"> theocracy</a> embracing a God-centered ideology must survive. Out of humanism was born the greatest satanic ideology, the materialism which was developed into communism. Materialism must be destroyed while a new God-centered humanitarianism must survive. This means that the world must undergo a great process of re-education, As God's prophet, I am speaking to the world situation, and if governments do something wrong then I will speak out publicly.

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[HordeKing1]

The biggest conspiracy of all - a radio "bit" to find out how much is known about all the conspiracies.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

1 fake moon landing
2 Ron is really the voice of Ron, Ron, Fez, and Furell - everyone knows that they're all played by Corkie

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[PeteSchwetty]

That John DeLorean was set up by the US government acting along with the big three US automakers.

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

[furie]

The Smurfs were actually a way for communisim to be introduced to our children and make the idea more appealing because they'd subconsciously identfy with childhood icons. Here's how it goes:

the smurfs all look alike. they all dress alike. They all perform only one function, and they are known and named by that one functon. Their leader wears red and has a beard. And Gargamel? how does he fitinto this? He's the Jew tring to exploit the workers (Changing smurfs into gold).

Unfortunatly, this only makes sense if you're drunk or stoned.

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[Geppetto]

I meet someone who insisted that the two o's on the pack of kools interlock to look like handcuffs as a subliminal message to the black man.

Please no Annie I couldn't make that shit up myself.

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[DarkHippie]

that 4000 israelies were told to stay home Sept 11; come on, like 4000 yentifs could keep a secret :)

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[FelixDasGato]

The one conspiracy theory thats in place to try to make us believe that there are no other conspiracy theories.

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[Coach]

I don't know if this qualifies, but the entire Philadelphia Project. The Government declassified documents on it a few years ago and almost everything was blacked out. The other one is that alot of the products we use are results of alien artifacts from roswell and other "alien" crash sites. I read a really interesting book that basically theorized that alot of the things we use like microwaves, cell phones, gps, and the like were built by examining and copying alien technology. Not that I believe this stuff, but I like the idea of it.

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[DarkHippie]

The Philadelphia Project is one of my favorites. The military was (alledgedly)working on a way to make their warships invisible to radar and naked eye by using microwaves to disrupt the optical patterns. But something went horribly wrong. sailors were melded into the ship, some were cooked from the microwave heat. and some just went insane. even weirder, the whole ship supposedly disappeared, appeared 300 miles south in maryland, then reappeared again in its original spot

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[Tall_James]

1. The Face On The Surface of Mars.
2. The Illuminati
3. FEMA - Coup D'Etat?
4. The Faked Moon Landing
5. The Kennedy Assassination
6. The Killing of Marilyn Monroe
7. Roswell
8. Reagan's "October Surprise"
9. How Billy Joel ended up with Christie Brinkley.

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[furie]

according to some, the USS Eldridge was not just transported through space, but time as well.

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[Coach]

Really, I always thought that they tried to surround the ship with a positive magnetic field not microwaves

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[A.J.]

Here's the Navy's version:

http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq21-1.htm

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-usn/usnsh-e/de173.htm

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[mercury29]

That Osama is alive, we know where his and we are not getting him to allow the war to go on. <P> I like one I heard recently that says basically(and its a big 'un):September 11 was actually done by the American right to justify war in Iraq and gaining dominance over the Middle East. Also to try to revive the idea of a preemtive strike against a potential threat since it was originally created by Cheny, Powell, and Wolfowitz in 1989 after the fall of the Soviet Union to prevent another country becoming a superpower;AND that the threat of terrorism is a lie anyway because the terrorists are people who are so hell-bent on our destruction that they'll blow themselves and anyone else up to eliminate us, yet nothing has happened since 9-11 despite all of the supposed lack of security all over the place. <P> We are doomed! <P> <P>

[JustJon]

My favorite--Everyone is out to get me.
But that's not a conspiracy theory, just paranoia.


A good one that hasn't been mentioned is that George Washington died during the revolutionary war, and the man who was in office as president was actually Adam Hauptman.

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[East Side Dave]

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[high fly]

Contrails--that the government is spraying us with some chemical from jets at 30,000 feet to make us more docile, or to accomplish some other nefarious purpose

"Boiled, baked or fried, aliens taste good!"

[canofsoup15]

That we came from aliens

That we crashed the plane into the pentagon

Roswell

Fake Moon Landing

And of course: Hitler being gay if thats a comspiracy.

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[East Side Dave]

That the Culkin family owns a cloning machine. This is my own personal theory but how many of these little bastards are there? Child-Actor-Clone-Scum!

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