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Pootertoot

07-16-2001, 10:54 AM

Ron's comment about me didn't go my head at, I swear.

I'll be taking applicants to my suicide cult starting now, I just require that you offer your children to me for the purposes of breeding the next christ child and that you're willing to learn to use a semiautomatic rifle for the purposes of defending us against all that do not believe that I am the One True Lord.

Free Kool-Aid for all.

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HordeKing1

07-16-2001, 11:09 AM

Ummmm, I just have a problem with the idea of any deity. Now if you're JUST talking suicide cult then that's ok.

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angrymissy

07-16-2001, 11:37 AM

hmmmmm.

I can use a semi-automatic rifle and I own one too... does this mean I can be head bitch of your cult? I mean, I was saving my bullets for Mad Producer, but maybe we could sacrifice him or something.

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Pootertoot

07-16-2001, 11:37 AM

Mr. King, what's the point of having a suicide cult at all if you can't use little children for the purposes of breeding the savior?

I don't believe in that crap, but you've gotta give them SOME reason to molest them. "I want you touch your child to save the world" sounds better than "I like 'em tight, hairless, and not menstruating."

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Pootertoot

07-16-2001, 12:21 PM

I don't know, Missy, Gwen usually has first dibs when it comes to being my gun moll, but I'm more than willing to let you battle it out in a six-sided ring of fire in some diaphanous robes.

I do, however, like the idea of having a squad of beautiful, but deadly women to dispatch at my will. My "Angels of Death", if you will. You will be duly compensated by naked, shaved and quivering boys whose wills are broken.

I need a Renfield, as well. Any takers? You'll subsist on flies, spiders, and the occasional rotting pieces of flesh.

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Gvac

07-16-2001, 02:53 PM

Although I was really looking
forward to your usual menu of
fecal matter and semen, I of
course shall accept my role as
Renfield and dine on insects
and decaying flesh. Anything
else, Master?

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The Blowhard

07-16-2001, 03:05 PM

Free Tex Watson!

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iscream22

07-17-2001, 06:42 AM

Pootertoot= nope
Charles manson= genious

big ass # 3893

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Pootertoot

07-19-2001, 08:37 AM

Well, if I equal "nope", I can't hope to compete with such "genious".

I think my first official act as supreme deity will be to build bridges across every intersection, so pedestrians can feel free to cross against the light at will. If they are found in the road at any time, they are fair game to plow down.

Also, all asians and indian people will be forced onto bicycles or specially marked cars that read "I CANNOT MERGE".

Any other suggestions for first changes?

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