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Lucento
01-18-2003, 03:41 AM
Ive been shaving my pubies for a while now and I love it and so does my gal. The thing is though, I hate it when I havent had the time for a shave in a few days and I start to get stubble and its all prickly. :oO

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Violent Jay
01-18-2003, 07:36 AM
well if the girl likes it go ahead..its still discutsting though

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Jennitalia
01-18-2003, 07:40 AM
nobody likes to get hair in their mouths




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Bob Impact
01-18-2003, 07:42 AM
Words can't express the shame I feel for clicking on this link. I'm gonna go put my hand on the stove to cleanse the sin off of it.

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F1Gm3nT
01-18-2003, 09:46 AM
my balls are shaved and smoooooth
bet no one expexted that oen
but yeah no one wants hair... mainly as to why I like my women shaven
besides skin rubbin up against skin while fuking is HOT

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LiquidCourage
01-18-2003, 09:58 AM
Shaving your pubes is a bad idea.
You'll get ingrown hairs.

silera
01-18-2003, 10:44 AM
I won't suck hairy balls.



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F1Gm3nT
01-18-2003, 12:18 PM
well atleast we know a lil mos about Alkey

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Reephdweller
01-18-2003, 12:30 PM
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FUNKMAN
01-18-2003, 01:16 PM
i could see trimming it close with the shears, but shaving? Never!

you must have one of those sacs that look's like a Spalding rubber ball... Not one that looks like the one in Scary Movie that the Trans Gym Teacher had hanging out, ... That was actually kind of funny :)

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TheMojoPin
01-18-2003, 05:20 PM
Shave the sac, you old fucks.

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01-18-2003, 05:32 PM
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Dewey
01-18-2003, 06:12 PM
I figure if a girl's gonna take my junk in her mouth, the least I can do is prevent her from having to cough up fur balls afterward.

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Black_Metal_Jon
01-18-2003, 06:33 PM
id be afraid to put a razor to my balls....

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Lucento
01-19-2003, 07:40 AM
It started when I used a hair trimmer to shave them very close like a crew cut because the hair was annoying me. I didnt like the stubble so I shaved them with a Mach3 razor and I didnt bleed at all and it was so awesome and my girl loves it. Sex is great because its so sensative and you feel all the heat and wetness. I cant go back to a hairy sack!

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TooCute
01-19-2003, 08:55 AM
*cough* *cough* meow
meow pube balls meow
meow!


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Nipsey
01-19-2003, 10:36 AM
Respect the ladies,
Show some guts.
Come on guys,
Shave your nuts.

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Death Metal Moe
01-19-2003, 11:34 AM
Razor Burned Balls.

That's all I'll say gents.

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FelixDasGato
01-19-2003, 12:24 PM
Shave em if ya got em!

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LatinSpiceXoX
01-19-2003, 12:31 PM
Ive been shaving my pubies anyone else call their nut-hair 'PUBIES'??

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Black_Metal_Jon
01-19-2003, 12:38 PM
call them tastes?

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Bama
01-19-2003, 03:05 PM
I've thought about it but never had the guts to try it. Since I now know all the kids are doing it I'll have to give it a try! :)

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mothershucker
01-19-2003, 03:16 PM
A well trimmed grooming is all I need, leaves no stuble burn on my wifes face.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

ozzie
01-19-2003, 03:18 PM
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Lucento
01-19-2003, 04:21 PM
The women who have seen mine like this cannot resist wanting to get up close and personal. Even my doctor had a positive compliment about it. That aside, I dont have the hairs getting caught in it as it shrivels in the course of the day and no longer need to play pocket pool as a result. It does make it look bigger too!

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Death Metal Moe
01-19-2003, 04:26 PM
Even my doctor had a positive compliment about it.


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IrishAlkey
01-19-2003, 04:29 PM
I dont have the hairs getting caught in it as it shrivels in the course of the day


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fatylvr20
01-19-2003, 07:44 PM
did it once...very uncomfortable. if anyone's got irritated free way i'm all ears.

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canofsoup15
01-19-2003, 08:08 PM
"Tastes Great!"

"Thanks Steve."



DUH DUH DUH, hes topped the pyramid, omg that was the funniest shit ive ever heard.

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Lucento
01-19-2003, 08:30 PM
did it once...very uncomfortable. if anyone's got irritated free way i'm all ears.

I shave it every few days with a Mach 3 or even (gasp) a Venus ladys razor. Yes, Im NOT GAY.

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canofsoup15
01-19-2003, 08:38 PM
filling my mouth

flowing down my throat

tender pulp bursting and coating my tongue

gush of liquid that I greedily swallow


Hmm...not gay...hmmm.lol.

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Dewey
01-19-2003, 09:55 PM
"Tastes Great!"


Less filling, bitch!

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Gaia
01-19-2003, 11:13 PM
I cant go back to a hairy sack!


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DJEvelEd
01-20-2003, 03:52 AM
I burn the hair off with a lighter.
Also, 3 inch gaffers tape works good to remove it..

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Lucento
01-20-2003, 02:51 PM
I'm not even gonna' pretend I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, Im the only one...shur

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Lucento
01-24-2003, 08:31 PM
I need a new shave now, I got a pair of kiwis down there now, sorry for the visual

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Abrasive Dean
01-24-2003, 09:43 PM
I had to do it once for an operation.

The end result looked like "the last turkey in the shop"

It itched like a bastard when it started to grow back.

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Orallo
01-24-2003, 10:25 PM
Tried it once, I shaved my balls and didn't say nothing to the chick...

It was suposed to be a big surprise, when we got together she didnt even notice that I had shaven completely clean... :-(

About the itching from the stuble growing back up, I hear that (odly enough) clear-eyes (eye-drops) works wonders for that.

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Earth2RON
01-25-2003, 10:04 AM
I enjoy shaving my balls, i wanna wax them but im to much of a pussy to try it!

Lucento
01-25-2003, 03:15 PM
What I have been using lately is a ladys Venus razor for the balls and it works very good. The trick is to get it trimmed very short the first time you try this. I used a beard trimmer and gave myself a crew cut and when it was all the same size, I lathered it up and shaved it and it came out really awesome. Sometimes youll geta nick and it will bleed, but its not really all that bad. I ofen will do it while in the shower and I just keep washing it with soap and water. Occasionally it will continue to blled but will stop after a bit. Id not recomend using any chemical or wax or anything. Once you start doing it, you might need to do it once a week to get it back where it was. Youll find it to be super stimulated and sex will be fucking amazing!

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Lucento
01-26-2003, 05:07 AM
and sex will be fucking amazing!



Kind of a double negative there Lucento... :::::siiighhh:::::

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Rev
01-28-2003, 10:35 AM
I shave everything as well.
what's good for the goose, is good for the moose!

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F1Gm3nT
02-26-2003, 08:34 AM
it's a great sensation

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-26-2003, 08:40 AM
Being the Queen of bad timing, I have learned to never walk in to the bathroom and start a conversation while someone is taking a shower. You never know when they may be raking the ol' berries.

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jocefus
02-26-2003, 11:18 AM
i shave my sack..nice and smooth...

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golfcourseguy
02-26-2003, 11:46 AM
I see by the old clock on the wall it's taken over a month for me to even read this thread.
I just can't comprehend it. Maybe I'll get a weed wacker out and "spruce things up a bit".




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ladygodiva
02-26-2003, 01:31 PM
i appreciate any guy thats willing to take that extra step.

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Dan-E
02-26-2003, 02:21 PM
I hate it when I havent had the time for a shave in a few days and I start to get stubble and its all prickly

ya i hate the stuble after thse few days i wonder what its like to wax...

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satan-2
02-26-2003, 02:36 PM
my X appreciated it and i convined her to do it too. the extra sensitivity to the shaved area brought in better sex. and her's also.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

ladygodiva
02-26-2003, 03:38 PM
ya i hate the stuble after thse few days i wonder what its like to wax...




i prefer waxing to shaving although waxing is a MUCH MORE painful.

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Iamnotatool
02-26-2003, 03:54 PM
my X appreciated it and i convined her to do it too. the extra sensitivity to the shaved area brought in better sex. and her's also


Sorry satan, gotta do it.....

You're ex has balls??

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

TheBrain007
02-27-2003, 07:44 AM
I just keep it short, but not shaved... works fine for everyone like that.

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stickyfingers
02-27-2003, 07:46 AM
yup...use the trimmer with the NO. 1 attachment



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guy44687843
02-28-2003, 02:43 PM
Your a sick Fuck lucento.Your sicker than i am. The way i feel. she better enjoy that theres something in her fat mouth tham a sandwich.

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Team_Ramrod
02-17-2008, 03:19 PM
I got up with my alarm clock @ 4am today, being that it's so cold here I left my truck running last night. Because I saved 10 minutes on a 'snooze' and another 10 going to start my truck, I chose to get in the shower and shave my junk.

I feel great. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Franklyn
02-17-2008, 04:28 PM
I've gone back and forth on this one but I think I preferred to be shaved.

sr71blackbird
02-17-2008, 04:29 PM
I won't suck hairy balls.



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