10. Billy - Get my 1 year chip. Start every day by sobering up, going to an AA meeting and getting a 1 day chip Then, at the end of the year, cash in 365 1 day chips for a 1 year chip.
9. Rory - To escape the shadow of my rich and famous father, I'll pass the BAR exam on the third try, start a glossy, GQ-like political magazine and watch it tank, date Daryl Hannah, and crash my private jet into the Ocean, prompting a made-for-TV movie, which will finally get me laid by the Ron and Fez girls.
8. Ron - Pitch show idea called "The Ronnie and Steve Show", a variety hour on prime-time in which the Baldwin brothers form a backup band and every episode contains a musical number with Ronnie singing "I'm a little bit country" and Stevie Baldwin singing "I'm a little bit rock and roll". Richard Nixon can come on and say "Sock it to me!" and Ronnie will go off to Utah and live in a commune with the Baldwins. Fez can have custody of Paul Lo and they can go do that sequal to "Ishtar" they've been talking about for years.
7. Fez - Find out what every caller says at the beginning of every call lately. Homosayswhat? What? And if they don't tell me, they'll get a punch, right in the butt!
6. Mikey D - Write and star in smash-hit, one man show on Broadway that consists of me eating, tanning, and getting divorced, all told on-stage into a tape recorder.
5. Stalker Patty - Grow hair. If can't, then buy The Club for Hair.
4. Paul Lo - Achieve fame and fortune so I can follow in the footprints of my heroes, Robert Blake and OJ.
3. Iris - Replace cigarette holder for my Pall Malls, wash flowered mu mu, join a new S&M bridge club, and accept Rutger Howard's proposal of marriage.
2. Ink Girl - make sure that one person in Bangladesh, who hasn't seen my tits, sees my tits.
1. Ron & Fez - start to say every caller's name three times at the start of every call instead of four. "Anthony, Anthony you're on Ron & Fez. How ya doin Anthony? Hey Anthony!"
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thank you dcpete!
I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.