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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 05:12 PM
When you pretend to box with a drunk Dominican at Bar 9...Just be prepared to duck...She expects you to.

Now I have a small shiner next to my left eye...ouchies.

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silera
01-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Pussy.


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Fallon
01-29-2003, 05:19 PM
Ha! Ha!

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fluffernutter
01-29-2003, 05:20 PM
It was'nt the knob on top of the bedpost that did it?

OOF! I slipped forward, hold on, there we go. AHHH!

Kidding sir, kidding!

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Doogie
01-29-2003, 05:21 PM
And your hubcaps would be missing

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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 05:21 PM
Pussy.

First you hit me...then you insult me?

You are walking on thin ice missy!

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IrishAlkey
01-29-2003, 05:22 PM
Did she come at you ass first? -Ron

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silera
01-29-2003, 05:25 PM
You are walking on thin ice missy!

What are you going to do?

Wince again?


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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 05:30 PM
Let's not air our dirty laundry on the board Silera...I was just putting a warning out for future Bar 9 goers.

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silera
01-29-2003, 05:32 PM
Let's not air our dirty laundry on the board Silera

You shit your underoos didn't you?



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Crippler
01-29-2003, 05:58 PM
I always miss all the fun.

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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 06:05 PM
You shit your underoos didn't you?
I'm a big boy now...

Next time it's on bitch! I'll rip that little piece of fabric you call underwear right out of your tight leather pants...

wait..that was hot.

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F1Gm3nT
01-29-2003, 06:05 PM
you should know just by the belt that you dont fuck with
she's the champ

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Reephdweller
01-29-2003, 06:12 PM
For a second I thought the topic was "How I got a black guy"

sorry to hear about the shiner buddy.

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silera
01-29-2003, 06:13 PM
I'm going to jump from the bar Matt Hardy style, land squarely on your shoulders and knock you out with one pelvic thrust to your nose.

I'm a skinny bitch, but my pelvic bone is a lethal weapon.


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F1Gm3nT
01-29-2003, 06:18 PM
them fighting words

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Crippler
01-29-2003, 06:21 PM
I'm thinking that a pelvis thrust to the face is not the best way to intimidate Rich.

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GaryWyze
01-29-2003, 06:22 PM
<font color=purple>Well, now you know to keep your hands of her man.

At least Alkey has the good sense to pretend he's drunk.

angrymissy
01-29-2003, 06:45 PM
Whilst I was laughing at Rich being a pussy, I reenacted Sileras punch and hit someone in the head.

It was awesome

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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 06:45 PM
Your sharp pelvis action will not keep me away...It's your flying Dominican fists that scare me.

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Aggie
01-29-2003, 06:51 PM
Now we know who really wears the pants in the relationship.

Rich, don't you know a limey has no chance against a dominican, even if they are female.

Don't you people know she's the Women's Champ, I saw the belt.

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silera
01-29-2003, 07:40 PM
...It's your flying Dominican fists that scare me.

Lubed fists are ok though right?



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JerseyRich
01-29-2003, 07:44 PM
Go eat some Goya products.

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silera
01-29-2003, 07:45 PM
You should try eating spinach.


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F1Gm3nT
01-29-2003, 08:06 PM
lol seriosly tho Rich you are her bitch

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Dewey
01-29-2003, 08:18 PM
Next time I'm buying you a Shirley Temple.

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DarkHippie
01-30-2003, 05:18 AM
I'm going to jump from the bar Matt Hardy style, land squarely on your shoulders and knock you out with one pelvic thrust to your nose
If only we could all get our ass kicked that way

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Hosp
01-30-2003, 08:46 AM
How sad.

Rich trying to get simpathy for getting beat up by a girl.

Just so sad.

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JustJon
01-30-2003, 10:40 AM
I'm thinking that a pelvis thrust to the face is not the best way to intimidate Rich.

Nah, he'd rather get the pelvic thrust from Alkey.


and...

HA HA! You got beat by a girl!

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FMJeff
01-30-2003, 01:14 PM
I'm a skinny bitch, but my pelvic bone is a lethal weapon.


My pelvic "bone" is a lethal weapon too....

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01-30-2003, 01:51 PM
I think I saw silera on American Idol.

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JerseyRich
01-31-2003, 12:55 PM
The bruise is finally almost gone...But people at school asked me what happened...I just say that my mom beats me...That seems less humiliating than..."A scary Dominican chick with an alcoholic boyfriend punched me."
maybe.

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 1-31-03 @ 4:59 PM

F1Gm3nT
01-31-2003, 01:47 PM
did you tell the lil lady that you got your ass whooped by a girl?
btw Arelis is not scary at all
she can be a mean mofo but not scary..atleast I don't think so

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Frank Black
01-31-2003, 09:45 PM
balack guy lal