About Frank Black

[Ellen Jane]

Hi, my name is Ellen and I'm "Frank Black"s sister. I have been reading the board for a year or so and I never joined until now. My brother calls himself "Frank Black" but his real name is Carl and he suffers from many mental problems. In addition, Carl had a stroke a few months back and although he seems "out of it" he's making steady progress with his recovery. Carl is a gentle and kind man, I know some of you find him annoying but he loves Ron and Fez and this board. All I ask is that you be patient with Carl and please don't abuse him, he is very sensitive.
Feel free to contact me at EllenP1980@aol.com if you have any questions, or if Carl gets out of hand. Thank you and God Bless You.
Ellen

[ozzie]

Didn't I read on one of the MANY other F.B. thread's that some people from the board actually met this guy?

Sorry to be so cynical "Ellen Jane", but my crap detector is going off. No offense, but anyone can create an ID on here and get an AOL account.

Not that I was ever "mean" to FB to begin with, nor plan to... I'm jussayn.

If it is true, I wish "Carl" luck with his "recovery".

Oh, and again, if it IS all true, you might want to have someone monitoring him around small animals.

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[Bama]

There will never be enough Frank Black threads.

He is disabled. Be nice to him. :)

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[dcpete]

until frank black verifies your statement I don't know wheither this is a joke or not. But with my understanding of people with mental problems,my sister, they want to fit in and be part of the group and we are treating him just as we would any group member. We'll restrain a little but I doubt that he would want us to change the way the board has worked, during the times it amused him, just because he's different.

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[Frank Black]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ellen fuk dam it dam dam you roon my fun leeve me alone im ok staay outta my funnn!!!!!!!!!!
im frank frank dam ellen sister suck it dam you leeeve me call me frank im frank no carl stoppp ellen dam dam dam piss me of budd out!
i go now

[TheGameHHH]

I've always been a Frank Black supporter.

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[Cyclops]

Frank Black fan since day one

[East Side Dave]

Ellen, can I take Frank out to the park? For a, um, puppet show?

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[grlNIN]

i go now




No Frank dont go, it's Ellen who should take a time out...

We Say Stand Together, Not To Fight Just To Exist
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[DC Reed]

Feel free to contact me at EllenP1980@aol.com if you have any questions, or if Carl gets out of hand.


"Karl" bit me.

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

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[Bama]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ellen fuk dam it dam dam you roon my fun leeve me alone im ok staay outta my funnn!!!!!!!!!!
im frank frank dam ellen sister suck it dam you leeeve me call me frank im frank no carl stoppp ellen dam dam dam piss me of budd out!
i go now


This post wasn't as funny so I attempted to translate. Translation is not as funny but I put too much work into it. (help me, I'm so lonely :) )

Why ellen? Fuck! Damm it! Damn you ruined my fun. Leave me alone! I'm ok. Stay out of my fun!!!!!!!!!!
I'm frank. Frank! Damn ellen, sister suck it. Damn you. Leave me (alone?). Call me Frank. I'm Frank, not Carl. Stop ellen! Damn, damn, damn. (You?)piss me off! Butt out!
I'm leaving now.

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[golfcourseguy]

Does this mean the partee is at Frank's and not at Ellen's place?
Frank, be kooool to your sister, remember she'sthe one with the computer.
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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 2-1-03 @ 10:22 PM

[fluffernutter]

Hey Ellen. I really want to believe this and hope all is ok with Frank (Carl) I for one have enjoyed his many posts and am willing to give him a hand if he needs it.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yes, he's "special." Thanks for the info "Ellen Jane."


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thank you dcpete!

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