The RF! True Messegeboard story "Behind The Poster"

[Heavy]

JohneeWadd was born early one Friday morning the the spring of 1976, in Bklyn, NY. He lived there for awhile then moved to Jersey at age 7. He hated it, so he joined the army and was on a plane 2 weeks after graduating High School. He spent 7 years roaming the globe and picked up a wife, had a few kids, and seperated from his wife in the meantime.

He now lives on Long Island.

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[JerseyRich]

You forgot the part where the drummer gets in a car accident and loses an arm...


JerseyRich was born in the suburbs of London, England on a chilly winter day in December 1978...he moved across the big drink when he was two and grew up in suburban New Jersey...One day he heard Ron and Fez on the radio...and his life hasn't been the same since...
oh yeah...and he attends Art School in Manhattan for Photography.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Death Metal Moe]

Death Metal Moe was accidentially conceived around Febuary 1977 and born a much less exciting morning in the cold ass month of November 1977 in Chilton Hospital.

He went home and was raised in Butler, NJ where his lazy ass still sits to this day.

UNHALLOWED RULZ!!!!!!!!

True story.

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[Christy]

... and his 5 rehabs, that failed!

{ Oh wait ... that's Billy! :-) }

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[Heavy]

Duh you saidraised in But


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[fluffernutter]

You forgot the part where the drummer gets in a car accident and loses an arm...

...or perhaps the more tragic story of losing one's mule during a difficult positioning during a film shoot. How that can change ones life.

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[TheMojoPin]

TheMojoPin was dropped on the steps of an Elmhurst, Il. hopsital by a drunken stork clad in only a potato sack on the sunny morning of June 14, 1979.

He's tried several times to grow up in several different places.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[fileseffer]

Fileseffer was born
September 2001, exact
date, time and place
unkown. The dirty secrets of
her childhood forever lost,
she wound up in the loving
arms of "lisa" November 10,
2001. She got fixed the
following February.

In case you havent figured it
out fileseffer's a cat.

As for her owner "lisa". Lisa
was born "Louis" on July
25, 1978, Suffern, NY.
Fitting place of birth since
he "suffer"ed through his
childhood knowing he was
different from all the other
schoolyard tykes. At 16,
"louis" had a revelation, ran
away from home and
towards the dark dank
depths of lower mahattan
where the change to "Lisa"
slowly began. Its been a
long battle, but now from
the tortured body and soul
of "Louis," Lisa has
emerged a beautiful
butterfly with great tits and
ass to boot!
the end

[Abrasive Dean]

Abrasive Dean was discovered beneath a Gooseberry bush one cold November morning in 1961.

Recalls being told that someone called Kennedy had been shot and returned to playing in the sand pit.

1980 joins the Royal Air Force and as an Intelligence Officer visits many places all round the globe - to spy on them.

Gets married, has a baby daughter though not necessarily in that order.

Starts working in NYC, gets divorced, meets a woman he actually gets along with, though not necessarily in that order.

July 5th 2002 moves to the USA and looks forward to the INS renewing his work permit any year now.

October 2002 learns he has fathered twins - looks forward to vasectomy any day now.

Here is a man who realises the true meaning of "mid-life crisis".

Is about to start work at NYC's best Macintosh dealer.

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This message was edited by Abrasive Dean on 2-6-03 @ 11:46 PM

[Heavy]

"Take a walk on the Wild Side"

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[IrishAlkey]

As for her owner "lisa". Lisa
was born "Louis" on July
25, 1978, Suffern, NY.
Fitting place of birth since
he "suffer"ed through his
childhood knowing he was
different from all the other
schoolyard tykes. At 16,
"louis" had a revelation, ran
away from home and
towards the dark dank
depths of lower mahattan
where the change to "Lisa"
slowly began. Its been a
long battle, but now from
the tortured body and soul
of "Louis," Lisa has
emerged a beautiful
butterfly with great tits and
ass to boot!
the end



Ditto.

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[ChrisTheCop]

ChrisTheCop was born a small black child...

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[Aggie]

ChrisTheCop was born a small black child...

i knew i liked you for a reason.

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[IrishAlkey]

WiggerCunt

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[ChrisTheCop]

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[IrishAlkey]

Great illustration.

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[ChrisTheCop]

oddly, i couldnt find one for cunt..sooory

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[IrishAlkey]

I bet I can.

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[IrishAlkey]

http://www.frontiernet.net/~billijo/cunt.jpg

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[ChrisTheCop]

Cuni? try again.

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[IrishAlkey]

Holy shit.

I think I just found a new sig for Aggie.

http://www.clownfrown.com/images/cunt.jpg

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[IrishAlkey]

http://www.listentome.net/dhmenu.gif

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[Dewey]

Dewey was born and raised down in Alabama, on a farm way back up in the woods.
I was so raggedy, folks used call me "Patches". Papa used to tease me `bout it, of course deep down inside he was hurt, `cause he'd done all he could.

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This message was edited by Dewey on 2-3-03 @ 5:54 AM

[Fallon]

WWFallon, born in November of 1980 in Boston, Massachusetts... That's it. I'm still waiting for something cool to happen.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 2-3-03 @ 6:00 AM

[TheMojoPin]

Have it YOUR way...right away...

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Who wants some?

<img src=http://www.muthafukka.com/cunt.jpg>

Christ, that search deteriorated into porn REAL fast...

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[stickyfingers]

Have it YOUR way...right away...


if you happen to get a sausage, egg and cheese cunt I can see paying 10 bucks for a flushing






the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[zha zha]

flamingo c****s rule.

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[SuperClerk]

SuperClerk was born in a Brooklyn, New York potato field in May of 1975. In the fall of 1978, his mother purchased him a Ben Cooper plastic Gene Simmons box costume. This would later be looked back upon as the reason for spending most of his earnings on KISS related items. It was during his torturous years at catholic school that he accidently turned on channel 9 and witnessed Hulk Hogan defeat the Iron Sheik for the WWF title. His life was altered forever. In 1985, his uncle handed his father season tickets for the then improving New York Mets. While sitting eight rows behind the Mets dugout, he witnessed Dwight Gooden hit a homerun in a loss to the Montreal Expos. He would go on to frequent these seats for the next 4 years. Little did he know what heartache and naseau this would cause. In 1993, his high school friend offered him an extra ticket to see the New York Islanders battle the Pittsburgh Penguins. He accepted. What then followed were more dissapointing attempts to root for a winning franchise. After getting thrown out of college in 1994, he took a low paying job at his college bookstore. It was there that he began to take on the life of Dante Hicks of "Clerks" fame. That is until a hot July day in 1997. It was then that he met what would later become his sole reason for living. She walked in with an adorable little son. After a storybook romance, they planned to marry. After leaving the hellhole called his job, he was soon scouted be the MTA. After a grueling training session, the MTA agreed to take him as an employee. This enabled him to marry the love of his life. He was able to live a life that he always wanted to live. He now sits at home listening to the theme song of former WWF wrestler "Repo Man".

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[nellie]

Nellie was born by the sea on March 2nd,1982. She was a sensitive child who spent her elementary school years being picked on so she would cry, and this did not stop until high school, where there were more people and she was left alone(which made her happy). She was very shy, quiet, and boring, but her life changed when she discovered the joy she had when she painted. so whenever she could she would paint her soul on the canvas. in college she discovered her love of poetry, which also changed her life, because she now had two ways to express how she felt. She also discovered ronfez.net (although she actually started listening to ron and fez since the dot com days), and this is where she met her sweetheart, her JerryTaker that May of her first year in college, and they have been together ever since.

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I'd trade the sea for the breaze......







This message was edited by nellie on 2-4-03 @ 11:18 AM

[Gwen]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times:
october 1980- Gwen's parent's get it on somehwere undoubtedly classy (ahem, Kmart) and little Gwenny is conceived!

June 28, 1981- This should be a national holiday as its the day that Gwenyth Deja Marie Lowden was born. (Now that you know my birthday, I expect presents!)

September, 1985- Little Gwenny's first day of school where she learns how to use a computer (albeit an Apple IIe) Her need for the new found "idiot box" is insatiable and she never gets off the freakin computer!

FAST FORWARD 14 years!

June, 1999- Gwenny graduates from high school and goes on to the big time at UConn!

September '99- December '99- Gwen gets her learn on at the good old U of CT. Unfortunately she's seen participating in various drinking holidays through out the week like the Raw is War drink-a-thon, Tequila tuesdays, Wednesday nite humpday parties, Thirsty Thursday, and then it was the weekend. Who would have thought class could interfere with drinking? She got the boot December 99 after one short lived semester.

April 18, 2001- Gwen signs up for RF.net as BiTGwen, cause she wanted to be a baby in training. THat was a short lived dream though after the baby controversy arose.

October 26, 2001- Gwen attends the Halloween Bar Crawl and rocks out iwth all of the crazy kids here on the board. The addiction to RF.net worsens

December 17, 2001- After months of bitching and whining about it Gwen goes on a 200+ posts in 2 weeks posting spree and finally makes it here to join the ohter memebers of the "1000 post club"!

Sometime in february of 2002, Gwen becomes a moderator.

the end.


<b>Cheers, Fuckface!</b>

This message was edited by Gwen on 2-3-03 @ 4:54 PM

[Heavy]

In 1993, his high school friend offered him an extra ticket to see the New York Islanders battle the Pittsburgh Penguins. He accepted.

And saw David Volek? Biggest upset in hockey history! YaY!!

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[ToddEVF]

Todd Evf was born, Thomas Egan, late one night on December 31st of 1984, in Livingston, NJ. After leaving the hospital he relocated to Clifton, NJ. In September of 1987 his brother was born and the rivalry started. He spent two years in preschool to make sure he could handle the pressures of real school. At age six, he started kindergarden and started his formal public education. From age 6-11, he was a straight A student, and at the ripe age of 12 started to experiment with Marijuana and Tobacco. He grades also started to fall. But in September of 1993 his little sister was born. He continued to smoke and strated to drink alcoholic beverages. He's grades dipped even lower and he fell into a deep depression. In the fall of 2000 he was committed for self mutilation and was diagnosed Bi-Polar. Later that same year, his grandfather had a stroke and father was diagnosed with Hepatitis C. The following yeah caused more troubles as his fathyer and grandfather's conditions worsened, eventually bring them death in december of 2001 (Father dec. 7 and grandfather dec. 28). He once again fell into depression and found it hard to deal with life. It seemed to be the worst and he started posting on ronfez.net, bitching about his problems. This caused him to gain hate from many members for bringing drama to the Disney Land-esque Message Board. He fell deeper into depression and his regrets. Now at a supple age of 18, he is trying to cope with his problems as he also attempts to gain approval for things he does. Trying to better himself and fix himself. His struggle has just begun.

So my true story isn't all fun and dandy, plus a left out a lot

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[SatCam]

SateliteCam was born in a NY hospital on Marh 28, 1990. In the Spring of 2002, SateliteCam discovered Ron and Fez teasing Al on the FM dial at 102.7. 2 months later, SateliteCam visited the website both Ron and Fez raved about and signed up for the message board as SateliteCam. SateliteCam continues on as being one of the youngest kids on the board.

TaTa!

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[DC Reed]

DC Reed was born a poor black kid in the ghetto. He was raised by wolves and met a blue bear by the name baloou, together they ventured through a jungle and met many friendly sorts. One day DC Reed killed Baloou and took the throne to the Roman empire and proclaimed himself dictator, but when he was about to be assisinated by Brutus, used his best friend Caesar as a human shield.

DC Reed wandered the Desert for 40 days untill he found the land of milk and honey, germany. There he rose to be fueher and singlehandedly lost the german election to Hitler.

A man by the name of Jesus Christ be-friended Reed. Together they invaded poloand, and rose up to kill hitler inside his bunker. The two became the best of friends and formed the Rock band, the Beatles, but the two thought the band was being two trendy and gave their jobs to John Lennon and Paul McCaurtney.

Then the two served 4 tours in Vietnam, and killed the entire VietCong army, single handedly winning Vietnam for the free-world.

Then Reed created the synthesizer, and used it to kill jesus. Reed single handedly created the 80's decade and destroyed it. Then came the 90's.

Reed just remained at home in the 90's because he had done everything and was cooler than every kid on the block. So then one day he joined RnF.net where he enjoyed more adventures.

The End

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[grlNIN]

grlNIN was born Maria J Semmens during a blizzard on February 21st 1985. Alot of her childhood memories have been subconciously deleted. Now at the ripe age of 18 she amazes family and friends with her dazzling expressions and smarmy remarks. The youngest of three children NIN was raised Roman Catholic in a small suburban town called Hazlet only a 45 minute compute into NYC. While NIN still confirms that she has led an "innocent, nonrebellious life" she has been linked with several arsens and charged with disturbing the peace.

We Say Stand Together, Not To Fight Just To Exist
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[Sheeplovr]

Now at a supple age of 18, he is trying to cope with his problems as he also attempts to gain approval for things he does. Trying to better himself and fix himself. His struggle has just begun.

So my true story isn't all fun and dandy, plus a left out a lot



is this the new you?

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[PanterA]

Behind The PosterI keep my booger collection behind my Spider Man poster.

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[ChrisTheCop]

the widescreen or the full screen, Bobby? (god ill never forgive myself)

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[PanterA]

yeah...i WISH I had the widescreen, some dork gave me the full screen dvd as a poor excuse for a christmas gift.

who buys full screen??

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[DC Reed]

your friend or cousin or whoever it was.

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

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[PanterA]

I would never be friends with the weiner that would buy full screen.

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[Anakin Skywalker]

Anakin Skywalker was born Matthew K. on 11/23/1984. He was born in NYC before moving to Conneticut as a child. His childhood was good & was supported by his parents and 1 older brother & 1 older sister. Since graduating from high school in 2001, He moved upstated where he lives inseclusion & goes to work, living with a secret to dark to reveal to anyone.

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Screw Radio...Go XM!!!

[jamesdiggy]

SateliteCam was born in a NY hospital on Marh 28, 1990
I now feel very ancient and depressed.


The Saddest Boy to ever hold a Martini

[Heather 8]

Peachy was born August 19, 1976 on Andrews Air Force Base in Washington DC. After spending the first two years of her life living in four different states, she and her family settled in Central Pennsylvania. Other than a rather unhealthy obsession with professional wrestling, nothing really remarkable happened in her life. She now resides around Green Bay, WI, learning to cope with weird accents, high gas prices, beer-and-cheese-based diets, shitty bush league wrestling organizations, and daily Bret Favre press conferences. She currently divides her time between plotting to find a way back to the East Coast and trying to prove her gender on message boards. <P>

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Proud owner of two Figgy Points

[East Side Dave]

East Side Dave vomited and then was arrested the day Ron & Fez were first off in New York. A simpleton, he will be survived by his sock puppets (Little Fett and Bippy) and his collection of spatulas.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 2-3-03 @ 10:31 PM

[Kaiser-Soze]

How about the car chase and his loose cannon side kick friend who has a problem with authority but has always added funny and sarcastic comments as comic relief during the tense scenes- I mean moments.

Congratulations!!! You've just been visited by a Newcastle United Official Hooligan.

Black and White Army

[SuperClerk]

And saw David Volek? Biggest upset in hockey history! YaY!!


I believe that game was played in Pittsburgh. I was just at a mid-season home regulation game. What a great year!!!

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

LatinSpiceXoX was born yesterday, 28 years ago in the big town of downtown Manhattan.
Her parents had 3 children prior to her arrival, and judging from the age in which MOTHER gave birth, and the fact that the Doctors advised her to abort the baby to avoid serious complications, leads us to believe that LatinSpice was not a planned birth, but a Surprise...
and then I grew up
caused trouble
fell in love
got my heart broken
started to hate
but still found peace within the laughter she inflicted on others
..
okay this is getting too deep.

Hey, did anyone see 'Final Destination 2' yet?

'...See you's a Hot Little Mama, it's only right that I Holla.
<a href="http://hometown.aol.com/latinspicexox/XoX.html">Love your face</a> , love your smile, love that (___|___) in a Prada...'
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[FUNKMAN]

I was born 2 days before Halloween... at that time I was a Treat, but as I grew I turned into a Trickster...

Studied a little and Partied alot...
Played alot of sports and listened to alot of music...

Love Rock and Roll but used to visit the Disco's...

Fell in Love, got married...
17 years later we have 2 beautiful Angels(most of the time) Charming young ladies ages 12 and 10...

Close to forming a Rock Band, kind of a Dream...
When we start playing out you will have to come see:

IndaZhit

:)


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-3-03 @ 11:14 PM

[Reephdweller]

How many birth days does the average man have?


here we go again....

:-)

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[FUNKMAN]

here we go again....


reef,

i edited it out...

Peace
:)

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[Reephdweller]

Reefy has yet to be born. The actual story of the man is a complicated tale of brief fame, glory, pain, heartbreak, and discovery. Along this journey he found love - he also found sadness. But he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend Oscar Madison. Several years earlier Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that...he..never..return...can two divorced (oh wait..that's the Odd Couple...). Back to the story... <P> With love gone and despair building inside him with each growing day. He happened by chance one day to put on a radio show featuring a couple of interesting fellas from Florida with big dreams and even bigger appetites. Through the course of time the radio show brought Reefy joy and eventually helped him to get beyond the pains of the past. Slowly he re-emerged stronger and more defiant to make something of himself. Getting his life in order and becoming more and more physically fit became his religion. <P> Women began to once again notice him, and he restored his confidence. In late 2002 Reefdwella set out on a quest to get more in shape and return to his more physically fit days. He's lost 23lbs to date and it encouraged by each passing day by the results he is getting. He's been dating here and there and feels his life is once again with meaning and solace. <P> What kind of future holds for this man? Is there a special lady waiting in the wings for him? Is he going to stop talking in third person? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know. <P> <P>

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[Reephdweller]

reef,

i edited it out...

Peace


why? i was having fun!

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[Dirtybird11]

born 3-11-70 in dc. so they say. fuckin liars.
uh..got picked on. smoked dope & ate food, got fat and stupid, met a chick, fell in love- went bonkers & smoked more dope and wrote dumb songs and became dumber and bulemic losing over 100lbs in a year by blowing chunks..(hey kids, it really works)
he was stabbed in the back by the love of his life one day and he died a poor pathetic creature in a pool of his own vomit & self pitty, with a hole in his back. and heart.
he also ate his boogers.



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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 2-4-03 @ 3:38 AM

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Wow. So many glamorous stories of wealth and fortune.

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

It was a day like anyother. Except for one thing. One April 12, 1986, LatterYearsJimMorrison was brought into this cruel and twisted world. In 1990, Brendan, as we who know LYJM call him, discovered he had something girls didn't, a penis. After some exploring, he found it felt nice to touch his bikini area. The rest of Brendan's tale is much too vulgar to discuss here.

[jestah]

Jestah was born on August 11, 1975 on Long Island. After tearing his knee up playing soccer in High School at 17, jestah proceeded to attend college in PA where his BAC was much higher than his GPA and he dropped out. He journeyed back home to become a volunteer fireman and has since moved from one end of Long Island to the other.

Remember kids, where ever you go, there you are...



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thanks blakjeezis for the sig.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. - Sidney Freedman

[EffMeBoobs]

As for her owner "lisa". Lisa
was born "Louis" on July
25, 1978, Suffern, NY.
Fitting place of birth since
he "suffer"ed through his
childhood knowing he was
different from all the other
schoolyard tykes. At 16,
"louis" had a revelation, ran
away from home and
towards the dark dank
depths of lower mahattan
where the change to "Lisa"
slowly began. Its been a
long battle, but now from
the tortured body and soul
of "Louis," Lisa has
emerged a beautiful
butterfly with great tits and
ass to boot!
the end


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EffMeboobs was born unto this world at 5:05pm on December 30th, 1975.

September 1980 my first day in kindergarten at St. Joseph school in North Plainfield, NJ. I endured as the typical little prissy catholic school girl until 1991.

June 1995 I graduate high school.

Aug 1995 to November 1997 I wasted my time at Raritan Valley Community College.

November 24, 1997 to May 1999 I attended ultrasound medical school.

April 12, 2001 I joined RF.Net and all hell broke lose.

September 28, 2001 I attended my first bar crawl and became an rf girl. :)

November 11, 2001 my Pootertoot entered my life and I'm partying like it's 1999 to this day.

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[Heavy]

Got left back and still went to college eh?

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[DrewP]

DrewP was born in the early morning hours of 2 February 1969, to immigrant parents in the middle of the Greatest City in the World, New York City.

Being Catholic and Hispanic his parents provided him with a sister 10 months later. The two became closer than twins as they were each other's babysitter, playmate, and occasional snitch.

Moving to Massapequa from Rego Park in 1973 DrewP began his career as a suburban kid. As childhood grew into adolescence DrewP found that the "Rock and Roll" look could hide over the fact that he was really a nerd inside, he grew his hair and ripped his jeans.

He graduated high school and attended the local SUNY College, and then on to East Stroudsburg University in the Poconos.

Working in his chosen industry he met and fell in love with a young woman of his dreams, (she had low standards). After a short whirlwind affair they married. She realized that being married made her a wife (she wasn't ready,) and soon left him. In an attempt to try and erase the misery his life had become he left Long Island for the scenic views of the 'Heights' of Jersey City.

In 2000 DrewP grew curious of the "Very Special Ron and Fez" promotions and listened one late night. He thought is funny in a cheesy way, but was unable to become a regular listener until late 2001 and joined ronfez.net the following April.

In January 2003 DrewP remarried and less than a week later, 27 January 2003, to be exact his Budays were axed. Not wanting to do harm to himself and others he sought the loving support of his new bride and the rf.net crew (this is like group therapy). He hopes to survive this newest obstacle to his pursuit of happiness.


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For being the #1 market, New York radio sucks. Aside from R & F and O & A, there is nothing worth listening to.

Now we have NOTHING!!!

See Ya, DrewP



This message was edited by DrewP on 2-5-03 @ 4:15 PM

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In January 2003 DrewP remarried


The 2nd marriage is the most unlikely to succeed

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[kc7586]

i have repressed my childhood.



I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[Abrasive Dean]

LatinSpiceXoX was born yesterday


Mmmm interesting ..... I have this pink lollipop you might find to your taste :)

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