Jesus and the Dinosaurs

[Heavy]

Alright I'll start by saying I'm not asking your opinion on the subject as I'm already pretty sure you'll find this ridiculous.

I was talking to a super religious chick awhile ago and somehow I brought up Dinosaurs and asked what her belief on them was. I was expecting her to say animals were just bigger back then and werent reptiles blah blah. But instead she said that the dinosaurs lived along happily with Jesus and all the other biblical peeps. I said" no, seriously, what is your belief on the dinosaurs" She said she was serious. I F'ed her a week later in my car, but my question is:

What does the bible say about dinosaurs?

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[ADF]

The bible doesn't mention dinousaurs. Most creationists (i.e. total morons) believe that the fossilized skeletons of dinosaurs were put there by God.. for what reason, I'm not sure.

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i dont know about the Dinosaurs but Jesus is waaay cool....

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[Kaiser-Soze]

Most creationists (i.e. total morons) believe that the fossilized skeletons of dinosaurs were put there by God.. for what reason, I'm not sure.

How do they explain the AlDukesFanasaurous skeletons that have recently been found with their heads still firmly planted in their ass.

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[Immigration Dude]

The bible dosnt mention dinosaurs by name but it is implyed that they were destroyed in the flood. And before you give me hell about the flood realize that there are accounts from all around the world in different civilizations of flood storys. They definatly werent around when Jesus walked the earth.

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[Heavy]

ok ....so people lived before Jesus...and this flood happened before him aswell...but the dinosaurs didnt get on the boat...why not?

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[Heavy]

ok ....so people lived before Jesus...and this flood happened before him aswell...but the dinosaurs didnt get on the boat...why not?

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Damn volum was down and i couldnt hear the click!

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Cause the're hungry F's, and they'd eat all the animals, and Noah. Couldn't have that now could we?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

What does the bible say about dinosaurs?
First off, why would you ask Hordeking this?

Since man did not know that dinosaurs even existed until a century ago, it is pretty obvious that they weren't able to get their props in the Bible.

Most sects of Christianity have accepted Darwinism since it really has no conflict with the Bible. But *some* conservative branches of Christendom still reject evolution and believe that dinosaurs lived at the same time as people, but people outlasted dinosaurs for whatever reason.

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[furie]

some creationists believe the dinosaurs went on the ark along with all the other animals. Others believe that they didn't get on the ark and that explains how they were wiped out.


the bible should never be used to explain science.
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just how is he keeping that leaf in place?

not that i was staring or anything........really!

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not that i was staring or anything........really!
I was *blush*

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[FiveB247]

You got to love crazy religious chicks....that put out...and refute dinosaurs...haha

[TheMojoPin]

but the dinosaurs didnt get on the boat...why not?

Them lizards loved themselves a little too much of the unholy fudgepacking. A-hyuck.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Proof that Dinosaurs came AFTER Christ: <html> <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/images/behemoth/biblesaur.jpg"> </html>

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[bisqit999]

If Jesus is only 2003 years old, how could he walk amongst the dinosaurs that are millions of years old??
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[Heavy]

First off, why would you ask Hordeking this?


Does anybody else have a forum to ask them questions around here?

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[HordeKing1]

Johneewadd - You already know my opinion on this. I still haven't stopped laughing.

HOWEVER, this idiocy isn't limited to certain creationists. I saw Jay Leno ask a bunch of college kids if humans hunted dinosaurs. The majority said YES! I think we see the results of kids brought up by the Flintstones.

There was a hysterical "story" about this in The Onion. The headlines proclaimed "Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton."

This used to be a valid link but no longer works. If anyone can find the story, I'd appreciate if you'd post it.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3901/creationist_museum.html


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How do they explain the AlDukesFanasaurous skeletons that have recently been found with their heads still firmly planted in their ass.that must be a pretty big ass to fit all those heads... especially with the glasses

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Dinosaurs were not real. Adam&Eve were here first with the snake. Boy, are YOU people dumm...

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Penguins ain't natural. They ain't in the Bible.

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This message was edited by Christy on 2-5-03 @ 11:51 PM