Ever grease palms? (With money)

[grandzu]

I just read an interesting article in Esquire about how slipping $20 to the right person at the right time can get you better hotel rooms, better resturant tables, sweet upgrades, and countless other perks.
I am going to try this when I go on vacation but I want results.

Has anyone ever bribed or greased palms for perks and if so, how much, where, to whom and did it work?

[Death Metal Moe]

I grease palms with my Hot Man Chowder.

Come on. Who's got money to burn like that. I bought 3 cans or Mini Ravioli for a dollar and 2 boxes of WEIS Quality cherry jello mix yesterday and paid for it all in change.

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[FUNKMAN]

at the Trump Marina, 6 of us went to see Grand Funk in 98'
I was holding a 20 in my left hand as I handed the tickets to the ticket taker. I esposed it slightly and it caught his eye, then i said "could you do something" and he nodded "yes"...
We got to sit right up against the stage, my friends as well as I were elated and had a great time...

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[DarkHippie]

I read that article too, I'm gonna try it next time I'm at the DMV

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[TheMojoPin]

Only when I'm out and about at the clubs downtown. I'll throw money around like I was a paintchip-eating Scrooge McDuck. Any other time, you can all go to hell, wage-slaves.

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