View Full Version : Would you rather pluck one eye out with a spoon,or cut off all 10 fingers?
DJEvelEd
02-14-2003, 09:49 AM
One eye or 10 fingers. A troubling question. I guess they could take an eye...
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stickyfingers
02-14-2003, 09:56 AM
yeah eye
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LiquidCourage
02-14-2003, 10:05 AM
Would someone skull-fuck my empty socket?
TheMojoPin
02-14-2003, 10:13 AM
Eye, dammit. Still would have one left...
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FelixDasGato
02-14-2003, 10:30 AM
A wooden spoon? a grapefruit spoon? a melon baller perhaps? I must know the full details!
Ah the hell with... it take the eye...chicks dig eyepatches
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canofsoup15
02-14-2003, 10:34 AM
Eye, 10 fingers would be gay. You could have my 2 pinkies though, what the hell do i use them for.
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Dan-E
02-14-2003, 10:52 AM
Eye, i mean who didnt want to be a pirate when they were kids
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zha zha
02-14-2003, 10:56 AM
the eye, would I get to wear that boss eye patch like a nasty pirate. Arrrrrrrrgh!
golfcourseguy
02-14-2003, 11:24 AM
Ah ha,a trick question.
I know I'd rather have 1 eye than no fingers,
but plucking it out, with a spoon,no way.
I've seen people loose fingers,I choose a bandsaw, it's quick and clean.
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kc7586
02-14-2003, 11:35 AM
neither, but to pluck someone else's eye out is another story, mwahaha
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ladygodiva
02-14-2003, 08:50 PM
take my right eye out with a spoon, it doesnt work so well anyway.
would you rather double the size of your tongue or lose half your penis?
hint to men: double the size of your tongue.
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furie
02-15-2003, 09:27 AM
eye. i'd look good with a patch
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East Side Dave
02-16-2003, 05:27 AM
My fingers. Then I'd put empty Skippy peanut butter jars on my hands and call myself "Skip."
...or skippy.
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