View Full Version : Cancel that trip to Europe! New Jersey has it all!!!
Death Metal Moe
03-23-2003, 07:55 PM
Sweet JEBUS this was the STUPIDEST thing I've ever read. It reminds me of the "if it weren't for my horse" type statement in Lewis Black's 1st comedy central special.
I was watching News 12 New Jersey:ONLY on cablevision! It's a local Jersey station obviously.
On the bottom of the screen I read the following, and it's not a direct quote obviously:
"NJ toursim could increase as people avoid tavel abroad"
........................................huh?!?!
"Honey, you know that I LOVE Madrid this time of year, but hows about we just hit Secacus instead?"
"BRILLIANT! The Jewel of New Jersey! With easy access to Paterson and Clifton!"
Please. I don't know ANYONE who will divert their travels abroad and come HERE. It's more like this:
"New Jersey residents too scared to fly anywhere will spend that money staying home now."
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TheGameHHH
03-23-2003, 07:59 PM
What about all the people that drive to the shore in the summer? Or gamble in Atlantic City?
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Death Metal Moe
03-23-2003, 08:33 PM
I know we have SOME good things, but they said "travel abroad." So they think people who are taking far trips will come to NJ instead?
Very dumb.
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erole
03-23-2003, 09:39 PM
"Why pay for a trip abroad when you can get a broad here for twenty bucks?"
New Jersey
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DJEvelEd
03-24-2003, 05:41 AM
"Why pay for a trip abroad when you can get a broad here for twenty bucks?"
That's only if you want a fancy girl...Try Clinton Ave in Newark for discount prices...
Visit:
Bayonne: Broadway has great dollar stores
New Brunswick: Plum St Pub
Wallington: 'nuff said
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Crippler
03-24-2003, 06:40 AM
New Jersey...we're that spec right between Philly & Manhattan!
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golfcourseguy
03-24-2003, 06:58 AM
New Jersey- Your East Coast home for West Nile fever.
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stickyfingers
03-24-2003, 08:27 AM
Its not about whether or not we have good things...its about taking everyone from new jersey that was thinking about travelling oversees and take the ones that do not b/c of 'the events' and leave them and thier money in the Garden State and bingo, bango more money will be spent in New Jersey and we'll say tourism is on the rise...not true
"New Jersey residents too scared to fly anywhere will spend that money staying home now."
...true
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The real Kenny Allen
03-24-2003, 12:44 PM
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"Why pay for a trip abroad when you can get a broad here for twenty bucks?"
What are you gonna do go to China and stick out like a sore thumb with everyone eyein' ya?
Don't betray the NJ !
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Recyclerz
03-24-2003, 01:19 PM
Throw some topless chicks who don't shave their pits onto the beach and you're already halfway there!
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Geppetto
03-24-2003, 03:24 PM
I get all my Jersey news from Wierd New Jersey, its a great magazine that apprecates how fucked up this place is.
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Shecky
03-26-2003, 03:34 AM
New Jersey. Come camping and get a view of the highways.
NJ, land of Al Dukes not Al Jezerra!!!
PRAY FOR THE BRAVE ONES!!!!
Later On,
SHECKY
stickyfingers
03-26-2003, 04:38 AM
Come experience Jersey....more Mexicans per kitchen than anywhere else in the world
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DarkHippie
03-26-2003, 05:05 AM
NJ: land of a thousand rest stops
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Butters
03-26-2003, 07:17 AM
NJ: land of a thousand U-turns
it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed
jocefus
03-26-2003, 07:35 AM
visit nj we have all other nations coverd in one state
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nellie
03-26-2003, 07:36 AM
New Jersey: land of routes and malls
"So fair, yet cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter."
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stickyfingers
03-26-2003, 07:41 AM
jersey...you'll love our Maine Lobsters
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JerryTaker
03-26-2003, 07:44 AM
"come, let us retreat to Hohokus and Weehawken, the twin jewels in Joisey's crown"
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stickyfingers
03-26-2003, 07:48 AM
jersey...if you wanna travel quickly you better have exact change
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AppleBoy
03-26-2003, 07:51 AM
Where else can you spend quality time in an elephant's ass....
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Contra
03-26-2003, 11:54 AM
New Jersey-Where Jailbait and Extacy are the best cocktail our beaches offer!
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Butters
03-26-2003, 12:10 PM
My favorite vacation spot is the quick stop
it was not a holy jolly Chirstmas that year, for many were killed
Stalker Catty
03-26-2003, 08:36 PM
Come enjoy our miles of bumber-to-bumber traffic on the way to the beach!
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DJEvelEd
03-27-2003, 02:06 AM
NJ: Where the beaches are so clean,
you can reuse the syringes and condoms...
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stickyfingers
03-27-2003, 05:04 AM
Come enjoy our miles of bumber-to-bumber traffic on the way to the beach!
New Jersey: Where people who make their living in New York and Philly sleep at night.
NJ: Where people from New York and Philly spend their summer's causing miles of bumper-to-bumper traffic
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